1)1)You're mad!
2)Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work!

A man who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues.

So which are you? Faithless preacher or are you a mean motherfucking servant of God?

forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza.

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun

Going one more round when you don't think you can - that's what makes all the difference in your life.

They wish to cure us... and I say we are the cure!!!