Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

A Rodney Dangerfield Trivia Quiz

Name the movie that the quote is from.

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Title: Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
Description: Name the movie that the quote is from.
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  • The last time I saw a pair of jugs that big, two hillbillies were blowing on them.
  • Hi there. Are you a large person? Pleasantly plump? A little on the hefty side, perhaps? Well, let's face it: Are you FAT? When you go jogging, do you leave pot-holes? When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do the elephants throw YOU peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say 'OK'?
  • Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

    Oh, it looks good on you though.
  • Siskel and Ebert caught my show. They gave me one finger up.
  • Yeah, well you where the inspiration for twin beds!
  • Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.
  • Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hood in it.
  • And just remember, the best thing about kids... is making them!
  • Good teacher. He really seems to care. About what I have no idea.
  • Wow! The only thing quicker than that is when I'm having sex!
  • And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.
  • We have a chance. Like a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.
  • Oh, I saw that coming. Flappy was dumb. Yeah, he used to walk backwards and wag his head.
  • I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!
  • I eat what I want! So what! I mean, with this fucking food here, you pray *after* eating!
  • I hear in Canada you only have sex doggy style; that way you can both see the hockey game.
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