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Title:	The Ultimate Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quiz
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What large animal is mentioned several times in the opening credits?
- Cow
- Moose
- Bear
- Elk
What happened to those responsible for the strange subtitles?
- They were promoted.
- They were killed.
- They were sacked.
- They were attacked by animals.
What is the name of Arthur's coconut-banging servant?
- John
- Patsy
- Paul
- George
How does Arthur explain how the coconuts reached Britain?
- Came in on a trader ship.
- They just appeared.
- A swallow could have carried one.
- They're native to the area.
What does the nearly dead man say to try to stay off the cart?
- I feel pretty.
- I think you should let me down.
- I can't feel my toes.
- I think I'll go for a walk.
What does Dennis scream when Arthur tries to make him stop talking?
- Help, help! I'm being repressed!
- Unhand me, you fiend!
- Help, this man's a lunatic!
- I'll sue!
What does the black knight say he'll do once he's lost his arms and legs?
- I'll bleed on you.
- I'll bite your legs off.
- Watch out for my helmet.
- I can kill you with my mind.
What animal does Sir Bedevere use as a counterweight to prove the "witch" is made of wood?
- Swallow
- Goose
- Duck
- Frog
Why does Arthur decide not to go into Camelot?
- Because no one is there.
- Because it's a silly place.
- Because he's forgotten the key.
- Because he'd rather keep traveling.
What does the French guard tell Arthur about the master of the castle?
- He's the real king of Britain.
- He doesn't like English pig-dogs.
- He's not home.
- He already has a grail.
What insults does the French guard use towards the knights?
- You silly English kniggits.
- You empty-headed animal food trough wiper.
- Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
- All of the above.
What do the knights build to try to gain access to the French castle?
- A trojan rabbit.
- A battering ram.
- A ladder.
- A catapult.
What phrase do each of the knights yell when they're too scared to fight?
- Retreat!
- Oh no, we're all gonna die!
- Help!
- Run away!
What animal is often heard in the background being beaten?
- A cat.
- A wolf.
- An owl.
- A cow.
What animal's hand takes over turning the pages of "The Book of the Film"?
- A moose.
- A gorilla.
- A bear.
- A cat.
What is jumping outside of the artists' castle, causing him to go out and tell them to "clear off"?
- The sun and 3 clouds.
- The knights.
- A herd of cows.
- Four moose.
What does Prince Herbert want to do instead of marry Princess Lucky?
- Write.
- Paint.
- Sing.
- Dance.
Why does Sir Lancelot come to rescue Prince Herbert from his arranged marriage to Princess Lucky?
- Because Sir Lancelot hates weddings because he was left at the altar.
- Because Prince Herbert shoots an arrow into Concord with a message on it.
- Because Prince Herbert turns on a Holy Grail beacon light.
- It was purely by chance.
What happened to the historian that attempted to narrate the film?
- He had a heart attack.
- He tripped and broke his arm.
- He was attacked by a knight.
- He was electrocuted.
What is the name of the shrubber?
- Roger.
- James.
- Belvidere.
- Josh.
What happened to Robin's minstrels in the frozen land of Nador?
- They were sent for food and never returned.
- They fell into a pit and died.
- They were eaten by the knights.
- They were killed by rabid wolves.
Where does Tim the Enchanter take the knights?
- The Cave of Carrbar.
- The Cave of Caerbannog.
- The Cavern of Caerenbarnare.
- The Cave of Death.
What does Arthur decide to use against the killer rabbit?
- The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
- The Blessed Bomb of Corinth.
- The Righteous Rod of Rome.
- The Feared Flamethrower of Sparta.
Who left the carved message on the wall of the cave?
- Joseph of Arimathea.
- Joseph of Armenia.
- John of Albania.
- Josiah of Arzagonia.
How did the knights escape the Black Beast of Aaauugh?
- Sir Lancelot slayed the Black Beast and kept a horn as a souvenir.
- They used the Holy Hand Grenade.
- The Black Beast ran into a stalactite and was killed
- The animator had a heart attack so the Black Beast was no more.
What question stumps Sir Robin at the Bridge of Death?
- What is your favorite color?
- What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
- What is the capital of Assyria?
- What is your mother's maiden name?
What question stumps the bridge keeper?
- Tropical or temperate?
- West or East?
- European or Asian?
- African or European?
Who beats Arthur and Bedevere to the Castle Aagh, which hold the Holy Grail?
- The police.
- The French guards.
- The Romans.
- Dennis and the peasants.
What suddenly appears to attack the Castle Aagh for Arthur?
- A line of tanks.
- Several battering rams.
- An army.
- The knights that had been killed.
How does the film end?
- With a big musical number.
- The knights are arrested.
- The knights take the castle but can't find the grail.
- The women from the castle Anthrax appear and leave with Arthur and Bedevere.

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