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Brides of Blood (1968)
A noxious pile of shite.
The acting is so bad it's not even… More
A noxious pile of shite.
The acting is so bad it's not even laughable, especially from the leading lady (whose sole qualification is that she's a busty blonde who can deliver her lines in a sultry monotone when she's not screaming). The film does try to distract you from the acting however, by the sheer technical ineptitude of its out-of-synch soundtrack. Perhaps the sultry monotone isn't even 'Beverly Hills' real voice, because all the actors look and sound as if they've been dubbed by equally hopeless voice actors. It also gives us dramatic playing of an out of tune piano.
Then there's the cardboard and rope special effects, and a rubber monster suit that even early series' of Doctor Who would be ashamed of. Let's not even mention the script or the dialogue.
B-movies can be very entertaining, but for me this is not one of them. I had more fun writing this review than I did watching the film.
2 days ago via Flixster
Kylie reviewed...
Unborn but Forgotten (2002)
The opening credits are very slick, but it does seem to go downhill… More
The opening credits are very slick, but it does seem to go downhill from there. There are a few scenes which do manage to create an appropriate creepy, uneasy ambience, but most of the film doesn't incorporate them, or other bits of potential, to its advantage. Somehow the plot manages to be both a touch unusual and mundane at the same time. I felt that the climax struggled under the weight of contradictory messages regarding gender responsibilities, conception and abortion, and though the cast gave good performances ultimately all their effort was difficult to appreciate.
24 days ago via Flixster
