7ofSpades's Rating
My Rating
1
Express elevator to hell... goin' down!
2
Gentle and warming, charming and beautiful. And very funny.
3
Wonderful, original, mythical, like a fairytale that's been beaten in the head with a cat.
4
Feel-good movie of the year!
5
Dense, layered, visual poetry. Underrated by illiterate fuckwits.
6
Drive faster than you can see!
7
Makes me feel like riverdancing!
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Quintessential fantasy, with hot animated titties.
10
Best chick-flick ever!
11
Entertaining insanity.
12
You will die in seven days after reading this review.
13
This is the first minute of the rest of this review.
14
Cheesiest fun ever!
15
Roddy Piper and John Carpenter combine for a fuckin' class-A B-movie.
16
Go beyond the image and you'll be profoundly moved by this incredible film about an amazing man. And yes, that is his cock nailed to a board.
17
Fucking awesome in a well-written, shooty shooty bang bang kind of way. Michael Bay wishes he was this cool.
18
A fairytale romance. With red pens and worms.
19
Fun, lola, fun!
20
Carpener's finest hour... and a half.
21
Wit and body parts... a triumph of the human spirit over adversity... with lots of lager.
22
Get too de choppa!
23
Another love-triangle, puppeteering feel good road movie.
24
If all chick-flicks were like this I'd watch more.
25
Gooey fun!
26
One of the best fantasy films of all time - certainly of ITS time.
27
One of the best movies starting with "R" evarr!
28
Loaded with creepy atmosphere, Gere is perfectly fractured as the mysterious Mothman wreaks psychological havoc. Like first season X-Files, it's all questions and no answers.
29
Haunted house in space... everyone's favourite! People go splat.
30
Sci-fi black satire/parody which hits the mark like a nuke down a bug-nest.