District 9 - R
August 5, 2009
N/A
Land of the Lost - PG-13
May 26, 2009
N/A
Drag Me to Hell - PG-13
May 26, 2009
N/A
Up - PG
May 26, 2009
N/A
Terminator Salvation - PG-13
May 26, 2009
N/A
The Wrestler - R
Even better than the book, and a great sequel!
January 20, 2009
N/A
The Gene Generation - Unrated
If you have a hardon for Bai Ling in, and out, of leather, you'll find a couple of good reasons to enjoy it.
December 24, 2008
N/A
Quantum of Solace - PG-13
The book was better.
November 24, 2008
N/A
Juno - PG-13
Infuriatingly hip.
September 13, 2008
N/A
Tropic Thunder - R
Funny, but not hilarious.
September 13, 2008
N/A
The Dark Knight - PG-13
Long and solid, a bit like what I did this morning but nowhere near as funny as thought it'd be. Where was Arnie?!
July 22, 2008
N/A
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay - R
It's possibly better than my rating but I left after an hour and am not too fazed at missing the rest.
July 16, 2008
N/A
Blood Car - Unrated
It's funny cos it's true!
July 6, 2008
N/A
The Incredible Hulk - PG-13
Very hulky.
July 5, 2008
N/A
Hancock - PG-13
The best of the recent crop of surly ubermensch films.
July 4, 2008
N/A
Kung Fu Panda - PG
Light laughs punctuated by kicks and ass.
June 29, 2008
N/A
Kataude mashin gāru (The Machine Girl) - Unrated
Spends a long time going nowhere before finally unleashing the ninja yakuza and the machine-gun arm girl. For a tale about a well-armed amputee, could have chopped a good 20 minutes for a crisper experience.
June 10, 2008
N/A
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou - R
We can all relate to losing our bests friend to a Jaguar shark and this is why The Acqatic Life With Steven Zessu wroks as a moving picture-film.
June 7, 2008
N/A
Severance - R
Bloody, funny.
May 27, 2008
N/A
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - PG-13
The Mummy was funner, which is kind of a shame.
May 27, 2008
N/A
Teeth - R
Biting.
May 20, 2008
N/A
Leningrad Cowboys Go America - Unrated
Velly goot.
May 20, 2008
N/A
Iron Man - PG-13
I loved the bit where he did that thing with the guy and then they went to that place and their pants fell off!
May 11, 2008
N/A
Sex and Death 101 - R
A whacky premise that could be really stupid turns out to be really stupid, but is actually handled with great humour and a light touch by Simon Baker. Even when he's about to commit necrophilia on the corpse of his recently deceased friendgirl, Miranda. Deep and light at the same time. Recommended.
May 8, 2008
N/A
Death at a Funeral - R
Being at a funeral would actually be more entertaining than this.
May 4, 2008
N/A