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Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj (Van Wilder 2) - R
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Why?
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September 25, 2007
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N/A
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The Road to El Dorado - PG
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A lot of fun, if not a little Brokeback.
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September 4, 2007
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N/A
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Sunshine - R
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I've already seen Event Horizon... It's a shame Boyle didn't spend as much time polishing the script as he did his cinematography/FX and performances.
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August 30, 2007
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N/A
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The Fountain - PG-13
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I feel like I watched something good, but I can't quite explain why. I suspect, like the woody star of the film, it will grow on you in time.
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August 24, 2007
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N/A
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This Film is Not Yet Rated - NC-17
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Thank god there are people who decide what I want to see, and how many "fucks!" I can endure in film! Kirby Dick should be ashamed of himself for exposing the true and good work these people do for my country, my freedom, and my children!
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August 21, 2007
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N/A
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Dragonslayer - PG
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One of the best fantasy films of all time - certainly of ITS time.
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August 19, 2007
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N/A
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The Simpsons Movie - PG-13
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Like its everyman hero, it's a little flabby in the middle, and I just can't remember any of the jokes that made me laugh harder than a necrophiliac in a morgue. But I know they were there, and it was good.
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August 9, 2007
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N/A
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Live Free or Die Hard - PG-13
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Gotta love a good Die Hard movie. Unfortunately, this isn't one of them. As tired and threadbare as Bruce Willis's receding hairline.
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August 6, 2007
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N/A
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The Host (Gwoemul) - R
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Three stars for the ace-best SFX and one for the comedy and unique vision. Lacking a star for pacing issues making this host slightly less than most.
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July 26, 2007
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N/A
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Death of a President - R
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Great execution, but fails to really hit the mark.
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July 25, 2007
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N/A
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - PG-13
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Harry grows some balls.
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July 21, 2007
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N/A
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Crash - NC-17
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The kind of film shallow reviewers gush over because it's Cronenberg and they think it gives them some kind of geek cred. Neither repellant nor amazing - just slightly interesting bordering on boring.
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July 20, 2007
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N/A
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Hustle & Flow - R
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Solidly watchable thanks to the charsima of lead actors, uplifting while plowing through the underlife...
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July 12, 2007
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N/A
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A Clockwork Orange - R
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Trendy hipster crap, but artful all the same.
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July 5, 2007
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N/A
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Groundhog Day - PG
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A bit repetitive.
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July 5, 2007
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N/A
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The Shining - R
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Feel good family fun!
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July 5, 2007
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N/A
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Constantine - R
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Surprising. Ly good.
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July 5, 2007
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N/A
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - PG
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Y Tu Potter Muy Bueno!
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July 5, 2007
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N/A
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Hulk - PG-13
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Terrifically Connelly!
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July 5, 2007
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N/A
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The Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers - PG-13
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The walky one!
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July 5, 2007
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N/A
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American Splendor - R
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A minor modern classic... splendid!
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July 5, 2007
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N/A
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Transformers - PG-13
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Megan Fox waz fkn HAWt as !!
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July 3, 2007
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N/A
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The Big Hit - R
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Classic romantic comedy from the director of "Wong Turn!"
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June 26, 2007
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N/A
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Devilman (Debiruman) - PG-13
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Homoerotic bum fun for the botty woppers.
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June 26, 2007
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N/A
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The Illusionist - PG-13
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Oh, I like that. I like that very much.
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June 26, 2007
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N/A
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