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Seung chi sun tau (Twins Mission) - Unrated
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Loved what I saw, but what I didn't see were boobies.
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June 26, 2007
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N/A
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Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End - PG-13
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There's a good story here, straining to get out... like Keira Knightley in a bodice.
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May 27, 2007
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N/A
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest - PG-13
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A kraken good time!
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May 27, 2007
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N/A
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Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl - PG-13
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Kiera Knightley forgets to show boobage; movie continues to entertain.
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May 27, 2007
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N/A
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Fight Club - R
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This is the first minute of the rest of this review.
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May 26, 2007
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N/A
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Flash Gordon - PG
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Cheesiest fun ever!
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May 26, 2007
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N/A
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They Live - R
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Roddy Piper and John Carpenter combine for a fuckin' class-A B-movie.
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May 26, 2007
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N/A
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Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist - Unrated
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Go beyond the image and you'll be profoundly moved by this incredible film about an amazing man. And yes, that is his cock nailed to a board.
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May 26, 2007
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N/A
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Fire and Ice - PG
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Quintessential fantasy, with hot animated titties.
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May 26, 2007
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N/A
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Battle Royale (Batoru Rowaiaru) - Unrated
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May 26, 2007
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N/A
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The Boondock Saints - R
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Makes me feel like riverdancing!
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May 26, 2007
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N/A
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Ringu ( Ring) - Unrated
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You will die in seven days after reading this review.
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May 26, 2007
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N/A
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Catch-22 - R
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Entertaining insanity.
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May 26, 2007
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N/A
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Audition (Ôdishon) - R
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Best chick-flick ever!
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May 26, 2007
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N/A
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28 Weeks Later... - R
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Robert Carlyle reprises his role as Begby from the smash-hit "Trainspotting" for this chop-tastic follow-up!
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May 24, 2007
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N/A
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Eko Eko Azarak: Wizard of Darkness - Unrated
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A few lesbians short of the promised "orgy".
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May 15, 2007
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N/A
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The Fly - R
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Romantic horror... watch your bird squeal with delight as bits fall off Jeff Goldblum! And the explosion at the climax is to die for!
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May 7, 2007
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N/A
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Spider-Man 3 - PG-13
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Unfocused, unmoving, and turgid, with great dance scenes! Why was Sandman even in this?
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May 7, 2007
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N/A
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300 - R
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I like my fish... WITH TARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
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April 29, 2007
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N/A
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Battlefield Earth - PG-13
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Best nap I ever had.
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April 29, 2007
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N/A
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Straight to Hell - R
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I suspect I might have gotten something out of it if I hadn't slept through it.
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April 17, 2007
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N/A
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Idiocracy - R
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A horror movie of horrific porpotions.
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April 17, 2007
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N/A
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The Passion of the Christ - R
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Disappointingly predictable.
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April 3, 2007
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N/A
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Brick - R
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Hangs in the air just like they don't.
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April 3, 2007
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N/A
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A Scanner Darkly - R
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Meditative and intriguing, but slightly disappointing.
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March 19, 2007
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N/A
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