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The Karate Kid - PG
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Pitch-perfect 80s popcorn flick with a heart of gold!
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October 15, 2006
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N/A
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The Butterfly Effect 2 - R
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October 12, 2006
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N/A
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American Dreamz - PG-13
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October 8, 2006
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N/A
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Tsotsi - R
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October 8, 2006
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N/A
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Shall We Dance? (Shall We Dansu?) - PG
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An endearing cast of misfits suffer slightly due to the length of the piece. Congrats to the filmmakers that it didn't descend into soppy relationship bollocks.
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October 7, 2006
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N/A
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Rize - PG-13
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Amazing documentation of new forms of dance, that are not so much different from old forms of dance. Tribalism didn't end out of Africa.
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October 7, 2006
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N/A
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The Wicked Witch Project - Unrated
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September 23, 2006
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N/A
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Noises Off... - PG-13
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Almost as good as seeing the play, but nowhere near as good as being IN the play.
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September 18, 2006
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N/A
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The Nightmare Before Christmas - PG
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September 18, 2006
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N/A
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Memories - PG-13
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Gorgeously told tone poems - all very high quality, but not sure why they're packaged as a threesome. I felt like I was watching Liquid Television.
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September 9, 2006
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N/A
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Slither - R
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A cheeky gorehound's delight. Full of sly nods and cracking dialogue, the leads play it straight down the line as wriggly flesh maggots invade town and turn everyone into zombies! The only thing that would have made it awesome is if Guitar Wolf turned up on his motorbike...
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September 5, 2006
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N/A
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Closer - R
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What a bunch of cunts.
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September 1, 2006
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N/A
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Snakes on a Plane - R
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The most fun you'll have with snakes that don't come from your pants.
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September 1, 2006
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N/A
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Tom Yum Goong - Unrated
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August 22, 2006
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N/A
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Pulse - PG-13
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August 11, 2006
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N/A
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The Long Kiss Goodnight - R
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Fucking awesome in a well-written, shooty shooty bang bang kind of way. Michael Bay wishes he was this cool.
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August 7, 2006
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N/A
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Janghwa, Hongryeon (A Tale of Two Sisters) - R
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One of the classiest J-Horrors out there, despite the lack of titty shots. Brain bending ending.
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July 22, 2006
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N/A
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We Were Soldiers - R
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Technically impressive, but ultimately predictable and needlessly sappy. Brings nothing new to the "war is bad, mmm'kay?" dialogue.
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July 14, 2006
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N/A
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Y Tu Mama Tambien - R
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A clebration of life and what happens when people come together. I mean that with all the innuendo that it was intended.
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July 11, 2006
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N/A
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Strange Days - R
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A must-see film, whatever your interests. Taught and densely layered storytelling, a fine script, compelling characters and a boiling powerdkeg of a backdrop. This is the film Johnny Mnemonic wanted to be.
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July 2, 2006
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N/A
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The Mummy Returns - PG-13
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Overblown and cranked beyond any human's ability to take it in.
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July 2, 2006
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N/A
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Superman III - PG
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I'd say forgettable, but the end bit with the computer and the chick scared the shit out of my 10 year old self. Holy crap! Computer ate a chick!
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July 2, 2006
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N/A
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Superman II - PG
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Surpasses the original. It's awesome seeing a depowered Superman take shit like a regular joe. And that thing he does with his Super S is AWESOME!
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July 2, 2006
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N/A
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Superman - PG
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The original and best, despite the naff poem and the pants ending.
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July 2, 2006
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N/A
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Superman Returns - PG-13
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Hits all the right notes, but the rhythm section fails to soar. I believe a man can fly. But can he cry? Oh why do I rhyme all the time?
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July 2, 2006
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N/A
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