Not a joy ride. Void of creepers unless you count the one in the… MoreNot a joy ride. Void of creepers unless you count the one in the title. Don't get on board unless you can't find nothing else to entertain you.
The movie was fairly engaging. The ending wasn't satisfactory, but I… MoreThe movie was fairly engaging. The ending wasn't satisfactory, but I saw it coming and was prepared enough to not be disappointed by it. There aren't many movies these days around that meet my expectations, and I wasn't expecting much from this either. Thankfully, the low expectations worked in its favor and spared me from the anticipated spell of boredom!
Mild Tales. I was expecting an edge-of-the-seat stuff, but the movie… MoreMild Tales. I was expecting an edge-of-the-seat stuff, but the movie failed to fulfill that expectation. It's quite mediocre and predictable for most of the part. The shock value, which I feel inevitable for such movie, was negligible. The twists are meaningless as they're pretty predictable to be a twist in its real sense, thereby adding to the dissatisfaction. But since the stories, excluding the last one, weren't a drag and overall it was about average (having okay performances, not extremely boring, etc.), I decided to give it such a fine rating.
I was disappointed by the pacing of the film, but more so with its… MoreI was disappointed by the pacing of the film, but more so with its content. It was hardly engaging and often enraging (not owing to the situations in the movie, but due to dull execution). The performances didn't help any to elevate the experience. Boring and avoidable "classic" flick, IMO.
Self inflicted torture. Thank goodness for the fast forward feature as… MoreSelf inflicted torture. Thank goodness for the fast forward feature as it would hardly move by itself. So much time spent on showing characters walking, sleeping, eating, brushing, skiing, etc. that hardly adds anything to the story. Just filled with too much of nothingness. There were a handful of worthwhile moments, but not enough to overlook its pacing. Being lauded by so many viewers, I kept waiting for something interesting to happen, but in vain eventually. Even at the end, when they show a group of people walking, I hoped something to happen. But they kept walking for a while, and the movie ended there abruptly. Art lovers & elite cinegoers might surely hail this flick as meaningful cinema, but to ME, it's sheer BS & an exercise in futility.