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Fast Five (2011)
Admittedly "Fast Five" was the first entry I saw and was the reason… More
Admittedly "Fast Five" was the first entry I saw and was the reason that I chose to check out the rest of the series. After seeing the previous installments I understand now why this entry is well received both by critics and audiences. It ditches it dead serious tone for in favor of a gleefully self-aware tone making this action film deliver a good time for fans and newcomers.
Fast Five follows Dominic Toretto and his crew of street racers planning a massive heist to buy their freedom while in the sights of a powerful Brazilian drug lord and a dangerous federal agent. The opening scene perfectly establishes how it's going to be; if you can't get past a car propelling a bus 20-30 feet into the air look elsewhere if you can't turn of your brain for two hours. Fast Five knows exactly what it wants to be and does well. Sure some will have a issues with spoon-fed dialogue, over the top action, similarities with the Ocean series injected with more action, and the simple plot. It by no means ruins the film, it is after all an entry in "The Fast and the Furious" series would you expect anything else. For fans it's a treat to see familiar faces together and even more so at the unexpected take it goes into parenthood. The best aspect about this entry will be that its self contained so anyone can pick it up. Unfortunately this also means that followers will not see much expansion on the crew background and minimal detail on the new characters. Can't also forget the weak and force romance between Dominic and a cop. Its few flaws are easy to overlook thanks to a new direction preventing the formula from getting too repetitive and focusing the strong suits of the series.
The actor this time are respectfully decent. Yes Vin Diesel still can't play up emotion very well, making his attempts at the more serious scenes here a bit laughable and Paul Walker doesn't fair much better even as a main character takes a backseat to Vin Diesel. Though I would be lying if I said it's not fun seeing both Diesel and Walker in an action film. They got the charisma to be fun the entire run time and look convincing the action scenes. The supporting cast fares better. They don't have to carry much dramatic content and are instead focus on their character roles providing some good laughs. Dwayne Johnson being a newcomer is a welcome addition to the series. He's big, tough, believable, and completely awesome. You could have not ask for better nemesis and his bout with Diesel is excellently staged. The action scenes are top notch, highlighted by two sequences in particular: a train robbery that sees Dom and Brian take a 1966 Corvette Grand Sport off a cliff; and an Act III race through the streets of Rio that finds Dom and Brian (each in separate cars) dragging a giant bank vault behind them. It's over the top for sure, but complete a blast seeing.
Fast Five takes the series into a new direction mixing the caper genre and injected it with action. The acting will leave something to be desired and the plot simplistic, over the top nature won't appeal to everyone, but if you could get past its shortcoming you'll find one well made action that never slows down for minute on exhilaration.
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Fast & Furious (2009)
Much like "Rambo" the latest entry suffers from a title that will get… More
Much like "Rambo" the latest entry suffers from a title that will get the uninitiated confused whether it's the first entry in the series or a remake. For the fourth outing the stars of the original "The Fast and the Furious" reprise their roles for another outing that deliver what it promise. What it deliver might be enough for some, for others it won't, or it'll leave you with a mix bag.
Fast and Furious is about Brian O'Conner working for the FBI in LA teaming up with Dominic Toretto to bring down a heroin importer by infiltrating his operation. The plot is thin. It maintains it serious nature and puts our characters in the same situation they were in last time we saw them. Brian O'Conner is going undercover, the FBI wants to catch Teretto, and Brain objects to putting him Tertto in prison like in "The Fast and the Furious". This is in some ways similar to the first entry of the series, but even more preposterous. The opening itself sets the bar of what kind of film its going to be. If you're expecting anything to make any logical sense this is not for you. We aren't given any new development for the characters and some characters go under utilized. What keep things interesting is Teretto story line. He has something personal motivating him as oppose to Brian who path is predictable and his plot line dismisses what occurred in two films. The dialogue still retains it charm. It won't win any awards, but there's just something so appealing hearing this series unintentionally funny dialogue.
The cast acting might not be a major improvement, but it's good to see Vin Diesel and Paul Walker together once again. Vin Diesel is more comfortable in his role. He doesn't emote much expression, but his gravelly voice, and cool, playful way around a line of dialogue makes him a lot of fun to watch. Paul Walker doesn't get much to expand upon. He plays the same character as before the same way he last did. Conflicted and loose, though the scenes he shares with Diesel are better for him to work with. The supporting cast are just there in the background with the cars taking center stage. With only two racing scenes these sequences are over blown goodness. Seeing several car get demolished and blown up is a area this series never fails in.
Fast and Furious is a mix bag. It should satisfy fans seeking a continuation of the story, but the uninitiated might not be accepting of it's over the top story and unimpressive acting.
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This third entry in the series takes the series in an odd direction.… More
This third entry in the series takes the series in an odd direction. Doing away with it American setting for an Asian background with an entirely new cast of actors and characters. It's a slight improvement over 2 Fast 2 Furious, but doesn't gain enough speed to overcome it faults.
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift is about Alabama teenager Sean Boswell becoming a major competitor in the world of drift racing after moving in with his father in Tokyo to avoid a jail sentence in America. The major issue with the film lies with it protagonist Sean Boswell. Sean Boswell is unlikeable with his mannerism quickly outwearing it welcome and unjustifying temper. Everything bad that happens to him was of his own doing. You never feel that Sean Boswell went through any change since things are conveniently easy for him to fix therefore making his journey seem insignificant. The plot itself is an improvement. It has something related to racing, but discards it for a weak romance, the Yakuza, and training subplot on drifting only to remember it's about racing in the climax. The dialogue while bad can have it charms. Likely no ones besides car enthusiasts would care about the specifics of an engine. Though some bad lines can be funny both intentional and unintentional. Sadly the bad overcomes any good mostly suffering from an unlikable protagonist while taking itself too seriously with it preposterous story.
Lucas Black at best is okay as the lead, but his Southern accent makes his character more irritating to watch. Bow Wow as a supporting actor falls flat. His present in the movie makes it feel even more dated. Sung Kang is a show stealer despite him not appearing as much as the lead. Kang is still given a prominent role as the non-stereotypical Asian American mentor for the male lead (He is to drifting, what Mr. Miyagi is to karate.) Brian Tee is a bit of a joke as an antagonist, he is more comedic than menacing. The racing scenes were dull and repetitive. It certainly lives to it title. The races themselves are well filmed, but there is only so many times one could tolerate seeing a car drift over, and over, and over, and over again. Seeing a car drift for montages is not something that gets veins pumping. The soundtrack is past it expiration date. It's not music that gets you into the mood to see some high speed racing. You would get more exhilaration racing towards the remote and muting the film whenever it bad soundtrack comes up.
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift moves ahead with some improvements, but still ends biting the dust. The plot is preposterous with an annoying hero and mix acting from it cast. The racing scenes rely too much on drifting making each race feel repetitive.
2 days ago via Rotten Tomatoes
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Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (2013)
Birdemic: Shock and Terror caught the world on fire the way James… More
Birdemic: Shock and Terror caught the world on fire the way James Nyguyen never intended it too. Becoming a cult classic among bad movie lovers as well being mocked by the film community. So with the unexpected success of Birdemic: Shock and Terror Nyguyen started work on a sequel. What he failed to realize is what made his first outing worth seeing is his belief he made his masterpiece making it unintentionally funny. Intentional humor this time fails to recapture what viewers enjoyed from the original.
Birdemic 2: The Resurrection is about a platoon of eagles and vultures rising from the La Brea Tar Pit attacking Hollywood, California. The plot structure is exactly the same as it predecessor so expect a pointless musical number, random nature dude, global warming, awkward conversations, an abrupt ending, and other references to the original. The major difference being this time the terrible plot is intentional. So you'll get the inclusion of cavemen, zombie, and bloody rainfall that intentionally never get much of an explanation. It doesn't add any kind of humor to the film and makes it come of as lazy writing. It introduces new characters and makes clear which one are just chow for the birds (one for the zombies) and which one will live. Simply put it's largely a rehash of the original Birdemic only this time it's intentional and unfunny.
Production values this time are somewhat competent. It actually looks like it has a budget, but even with a larger budget you get audio dropping in and out, bad green screen effects, continuity errors, and so on. It's very sad that Nyguyen even attempts to copies the poor productions value. The acting this time is less awful. The actors are less wooden and seeing how it self aware it's hard to hold anything against them. Especially when they fight against birds, zombies, and cavemen in goofy fashion. One actor even does judo kicks to kill some birds and prepare to witness guns with unlimited ammo. I can't recall a single time an actor ever reloaded a gun. Well I guess unless you count the one scene where an actor is talking in a RV and hear an gun reloading sound effect. Guessed he had to reload his dialogue? Not to forget this film takes place in an apocalypse where it very populated with people. You'll constantly see people moving in the background or a car just passing by in this suppose apocalypse. The special effects are less awful. They still retain the bad animation, but at least the birds don't look squarish. Also, it contains random nudity to keep the viewer awake in case they haven't left the room playing the movie.
Birdemic 2: The Resurrection is rehash of the first film only this time in HD and with a self aware nature to intentionally make things bad. It doesn't work on any level and those who enjoyed the first will be disappointed. Yet sadly this rehash has slightly better production values, less awful acting, somewhat improved special effect, and its intentional bad nature makes it more forgivable for it faults.
3 days ago via Rotten Tomatoes