agustin's Recent Reviews
Twilight
PG-13
Just aweful on all sides and ways you see it! The girl looks constipated and the guy looks like he wants to hurl. Maybe that's what they have in common; their sick: the guy's dead and glitters in the sun (how GAY), and so is her libido. What can't find a guy with a pulse? Freakn' necro! Terrible one liners, actors, and plot. There was no action. Two guys pushing each other; might as well fight like wimps and do the girly slapping. I don't see what anyone sees in this shit. It is a real teenage wasteland; we're in trouble when crap like this becomes "popular". I hope people regain the other half of their brian to figure that like the movie is like totally like ah---stupid like, you know.
(500) Days of Summer
PG-13
Smart. Fresh. Funny. This film has it all. Zooey and Joseph are magnetic. Marc Webb illustrates the break-up experience very true to the heart which other movies over-dramatize or don't depict in a real way. The reality is how he fleshes out what we only can describe in our minds and heart over the so-called "true-love" that fails. This is one of the best movies of the year!
