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Macbeth - Unrated Hor-rors. This may be the worst version I've ever seen. To reiterate, this is my favorite of Shakespeare's plays, so I'm most critical when I watch a production. Worse still for Orson Welles, I was just iPoding the Arkangel recording while I was walking the Great Wall in China last week, so the play's all the more fresh in my mind.

It's as if Welles thinks he's always doing Citizen Kane -- don't get me started. You don't have to emote, okay, you have to deliver. The words carry enough drama all by themselves, all right? Yet one more reason why Welles will never make either my favorite actor or my favorite director lists.

June 17, 2009  
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My Man Godfrey - Unrated One of those rare near perfect films. The more I see of William Powell, the more I wish I could have sat down and had a beer with him. An extraordinary actor with an amazing range. He is never overstated, always choosing under the top delivery combined with perfect, subtle gestures. Even in the most comedic films of his I've seen -- the Thin Man series, for instance -- he is never overly broad.

I hope I never live to regret this statement via further research, but I can't help but believe that Bill Powell must have been an upstanding and all-embracingly decent human being. Truly, if he was not a wonderful person, I would really rather you not disabuse me of my happy ignorance.

The term "Everyman" might be used too much. But not by me. Powell is the epitome on screen of that proverbial -- to the point of becoming cliche -- Everyman.

This one is an amazing love story on top of a supremely gifted acting display. And yes, it is funny.

Mr. Powell, not only are you on my all-time favorite actor list, but with every film I discover, you are rising to the top of that very small, very revered group. I look forward to living long enough to see every single movie you've ever made.

May 30, 2009  
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Hellboy II: The Golden Army (Hellboy 2) - PG-13 Excellent. This baby is even better than I hoped it would be. Again, as with HBI, it's an appealing visual adventure, thanks to a strong del Toro hand. The storyline is interesting, and most importantly, the humor is perfect.

It's impossible to take stories like this very seriously, and in the wrong hands, that mistake is always, inevitably, made. But the combined playfulness of the folks who worked to bring this all together deserves much praise. I tell you, if the upward trend continues, HB III should be awesome. Also, please note, you really do not have to have seen HB I to enjoy this one.

May 30, 2009  
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Edmond - R Mamet? Brother. The word "ponderous" comes to mind. That's not good, by the way. "Embarrassing" also seems appropriate. Ah, I have my off times too.

When weak writing and weak directing combine to undermine a project, there's rarely any escaping the vortex leading into the abyss.

Acting to the rescue? When the foundation is this feeble, the acting has to be strong to hold the project together. Unfortunately, this isn't the case.

Have I ever mentioned that I think William H. Macy is a very lucky actor? If not, just let me say that Macy puts on a full display of his acting ability in this one. To survive, he has to play to type. He is surviving. It's a borderline miracle.

Can you imagine what someone like Jack Nicholson could have contributed to this piece of borat?

May 30, 2009  
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Goodbye, Children (Au Revoir Les Enfants) - PG If you might be thinking that you've seen one too many movies about Hitler and the Nazi regime -- I'm sorry to hear that. That horror story never gets old, and you must now encourage yourself to watch one more. This one.

The fact that this is based on Louis Malle's own experience living under Hilter's reign of terror gives this particular film a good deal more power than your average Nazi nightmare narrative. And power is what this film is all about. It's visually powerful, first and foremost, and the story is overwhelmingly heartbreaking. The acting is excellent, especially with the children chosen.

I've read and seen more than my fair share of stories about the Holocaust, and this one ranks as one of the best. This is a film that must be seen. We must never forget one of the most tragic chapters in human history.

May 22, 2009  
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Ging chaat goo si (Police Story) (Jackie Chan's Police Force) - R This is the best kind of Jackie Chan movie: Jackie Chan in control of all elements of production. If you were wondering about his true acting ability, he shows his talent here. This is a definite must-see for all Chan fans. May 19, 2009  
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Baby Mama - PG-13 Jeeez, this is an awful piece of cruft. Not only did I not laugh once, but the only time I actually smiled was when Steve Martin does his staring sharing. Martin could have saved this. Too little Steve, too much of someone's stale idea of funny. May 13, 2009  
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The Great Ziegfeld - Unrated A mind-blowing performance by William Powell. I'm not sure why I never saw this one before either -- funny how often I seem to say that. I've been a Powell fan for a long time, but I -- seriously -- never really knew how good an actor he could be until I saw this. As far as biopics go, this one is probably right up at the top when it comes to fictionalizing, but I don't care. Like me, I know you've seen bits and pieces of this one over the years -- in an Oscar show, a greatest hits reel, what have you. Do yourself a favor and see the whole film. I was surprised to see, after I'd viewed it, that it was so lengthy. This is one where time flies because it's so engrossing. Highly recommended. May 6, 2009  
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Sicko - PG-13 I always see Michael Moore's excellent documentaries from two sides -- at least. One the one hand, he is very good at layering in "evidence" to support the major thesis of the project -- in this case, the sorry state of the US healthcare system in terms of the for-profit mentality that drives everything from treatment, to insurance coverage, to the cost of prescriptions.

On the other hand, I'm always very much aware of the one-sidedness of his argument, regardless of the fact that I am usually in total agreement with what he is saying about, say, healthcare in this instance. I'm also always a little skeptical about his offer of solutions to a given problem, be it gun control or what have you. To say that the solution is "obvious" is not my idea of a well-formed argument -- even if I agree that the solution is obvious.

I would advise anyone, even "members of the choir" like myself, to view Moore's work with a medium to large sized grain of proverbial salt. He is a master of making strong emotional arguments, but every issue on the magnitude of, say, healthcare reform in the US, has many, many sides, and workable solutions may not be as obvious as Moore may make you believe they appear to be.

May 1, 2009  
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Rowan Atkinson Live! - Unrated Man, its a good thing this wasn't my introduction to Atkinson. I probably would never have bothered to check out his movies. A sketch comedian he is not. April 27, 2009  
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Hellboy - PG-13 Normally, with dialog this stunning, I turn the movie off and switch over to Turner. But because it's Guillermo del Toro, I wanted to "see" the whole thing. This is definitely an interesting visual piece. For that alone, it's worth watching. The story is shaky, however, and really, the dialogue is not stellar. But I enjoyed the visual aspects enough that I'm going to seek out HBII. April 21, 2009  
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A Good Year - PG-13 Yes, it's true, the story is an old one. Someone gets caught up in the world of getting and spending, thus losing touch with what is deemed "more valuable" in life. Getting and spending, in this particular fairy tale, pale in comparison to root values one must rediscover, trekking back to the source, to childhood and to revered relatives, living or dead, in order to recall and to re-incorporate one's true core reasons for being.

Not to mention that this is Russell Crowe, and I think that everyone and their grandmothers are aware of the personality quirks which sometimes negative Crowe publicity has burned into our collective consciousness.

All this being said, A Good Year surprised me. Not only is it loaded with good strong women characters, but Crowe's ability to do light comedy made me sit up and pay attention. When I think of Crowe -- I mean the actor, not the human being -- I must say that comedy does not come to mind -- and neither does romance, for that matter. His comic timing and lighter persona are good here, and this is a nice love story.

So the story is hackneyed. Granted. Lots of stories are. This one is done well enough, however, to warrant a viewing.

April 14, 2009  
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Viridiana - R Maybe because I didn't see this when it first arrived on the scene, I have to say that nearly 50 years later, it actually strikes me as dated and, in many ways trite. Of course in its day, I don't doubt that it was shockingly controversial, and who can knock anything that can tie Francisco Franco's undies in a knot. Worse yet for me, I wasn't raised a Jesuit, so I may be lacking in the kind of obsessive love-hate relationship intensity that is presented here in terms of Catholicism and Christianity in general.

I am, up front, a Christian, but I find the assault on Christianity to be pretty harmless, although moderately interesting.

What I don't see the critics talking about nearly as much, is the sexual perversity of the movie, which strikes a much louder chord with audiences of any time, I'm guessing. From the bizarre desire of an uncle for his niece, and the strange machinations to which he resorts in order to seduce her, to the menage a trois ending, I'd have to say if there's anything that's going to "entertain" a viewer today, this would be more likely. That one image of the maid biting the cousin's hand is surely as provocative, from a cinematic viewpoint, as any other image in the film

Sadly, the revolutionary quality of this film is lost on someone who may have read too many books and seen too many movies over the course of a lifetime.

April 4, 2009  
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Sunset Boulevard (Sunset Blvd.) - Unrated From a writing standpoint, kudos for this script.

There is something about getting old, in Hollywood, that is imminently topical. In this movie about making movies, the notion of growing too old to draw an audience echoes a kind of universally unspoken nightmare for everyone who becomes a "star."

How ironic that this really was Gloria Swanson's swan song. After this it was all a path to obscurity for her with mostly TV parts until the end. Her melodramatic acting style is almost so over the top that you might be tempted to laugh in some scenes, but the fact that her character's story is so sad keeps you from doing so. Swanson would have had my vote for the Oscar.

William Holden is so good in this; dying young is one sure solution to the problem of aging. My favorite player is Cecil B. DeMille as himself. He completely and sympathetically understands the aging star's tragedy.

In Hollywood, how old is too old? An interesting commentary on a problem that must plague many Hollywood industry folks even to this day.

Okay, here's a question for everyone who might want to think about it: In literature, when a narrator continues to speak after death, is that an artistic problem, or, in this case, is that perhaps a commentary on art and immortality?

April 2, 2009  
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La Strada (The Road) - PG No question, this is my favorite Fellini. Masina is always good, but she truly shines in this one. I've seen terms as unkind as "retarded" and as kind -- if you can call it kind -- as "simple" used to describe her character here. Flixsters, I'm here to argue that her character is neither retarded nor simple, and is certainly not "addle-brained."

Up to the point of the murder, Gelsomina is what I would call innocent. The word "sophisticated" used to mean something quite unlike what it means today. Nowadays, when we say someone is sophisticated, we are generally being complimentary. We mean that this person is quite worldly wise. Originally, however, if you were labeled sophisticated, the connotation was not flattering. If you were called sophisticated, it meant that you were viewed as, roughly, being "ruined by the world." Your innocence was far behind you. You were damaged goods, and irreparably so.

So up to the point where Quinn murders Basehart, Gelsomina is innocent in the ways of the world, lacking in life experiences which disabuse us of our innocence. But from that point on she is ruined by the real world, sophisticated in the truest sense of the word, irreparably damaged by that experience. It is her psychic state post-murder that might -- might -- be termed "addled."

Quinn is great in this one, and Basehart is astonishing. If you only ever see one Fellini, flixsters, this is the one I'd strongly recommend.

March 31, 2009  
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The Bourne Ultimatum - PG-13 Matt Damon . . . has definitely found a niche where he looks good. True, he can act -- he's way better than Affleck -- but anything where acting actually overshadows action would be a stretch even for him. This is all action and it's . . . interesting, but it's not anything worth going out of your way to watch. For the times, with so many great action movies out there, this is pretty average. And now he's going to do another one . . . March 28, 2009  
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Raise the Red Lantern (Da hong deng long gao gao gua) - PG A beautifully shot film with a beautiful mid-20s Gong Li. The subject, the life of the concubine, is not, however, beautiful. La vita is not bella. It is a tradition of slavery made palatable only to the point that it permits a lavish and pampered lifestyle -- in some ways these women are like calves being fatted for slaughter. Other than that, it is slavery by any other name, and it does not smell sweet. Brutal, harsh, mindless, insufferable, suffocating, soul-killing -- these are some of the adjectives that come to mind for the life depicted in these sumptuous settings. March 23, 2009  
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The Barkleys of Broadway - Unrated A decade after their ninth and final film together, Rogers and Astaire were paired together again, thanks to a twist of fate. Although Judy Garland was originally cast to star opposite Fred Astaire, she became ill, and Ginger Rogers was tapped to replace her.

And as an added bonus: Geez that Oscar Levant is a monster talent. The man appointed by George Gershwin to interpret his music, Levant proves again his musical and his acting ability.

For historical purposes, if for nothing else, this Rogers and Astaire tenth and final project together must be seen.

March 20, 2009  
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The Story of Vernon and Irene Castle - Unrated And they are gone: ay, ages long ago
These lovers fled away into the storm.

These lines, the opening of the final stanza of John Keats' The Eve of St. Agnes, come to mind as the long run of Ginger and Fred comes to an end. It's their escape into the realm of legend.

Heartbreaking. Although they would reunite through a twist of fate a decade later, this was the last intentional pairing of Rogers and Astaire, the end of their nine film run into cinematic history.

Perhaps because this tragic story is based on the real lives of Vernon and Irene Castle, and, of course, the untimely death of Vernon Castle, that story and the end of the Rogers and Astaire dynasty combine for an even sadder double impact. To see them, in the end, dancing off into the distance in Ginger's/Irene's imagination heightens the melancholy of the moment. The characters and the actors are gone, ay ages long ago. The greatest dancing duo in movie history -- then, now, and forever.

March 20, 2009  
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Biruma no Tategoto (The Burmese Harp) - Unrated A very good anti-war movie coming from the generation of Japanese who were part of the World War II experience. Soldiers who die and are left on foreign soil, in any war and from any country, are sadly separated forever from their homelands. It takes a unique individual to pledge his or her life to remaining behind to find the dead and bury them. A wonderful performance by Shôji Yasui as the voluntary exile who must answer this higher calling of helping dead fellow-soldiers find a final resting place in Burma. March 14, 2009  
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Three Colors: White (Trzy kolory: Bialy) - R Hell hath no fury . . . like a Polish hairdresser scorned. A beautifully twisted plot of retribution against, ironically, a woman held in supreme affection. Why? Good question. I swear that only if a woman were loved as absolutely as could be possible would such a wholehearted revenge scheme ever achieve lift-off. It is difficult to pick sides in this contest; both Delpy and Zamachowski keep doing little things that make them . . . not easy to love. This is one of those rare scripts I wish I'd written myself. Delpy is set up as the perfect target here, Zamachowski gets and gives with passion, and this is a near perfect gem of a movie.

Do we at all celebrate Zamachowski's success? Do we at all pity Delpy her fate? Interesting to ponder.

One thing I'm more and more sure of in my declining years: insanity can meet up with you just around the next corner, and it may already be walking hand-in-hand with you as you make that turn.

March 6, 2009  
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Il y a Longtemps que Je T'aime (I've Loved You So Long) - PG-13 First the good news: Kristin Scott Thomas gives a superior performance. Sadly, that's about all I can say in a positive vein.

Coming at this project from a writing point of view, I'd have to say that this is one of the most manipulative scripts I've seen in recent memory. Please don't misunderstand me; I am absolutely moved by the idea of a story of a mother who kills her child as an act of love, of ultimate mercy. But there are ways to write this in an honest, a genuine spirit, and then there are the tools of melodrama run wild. The basic story is a powerful one, but it's written by folks who do not write true-to-life -- they write clever. If it weren't for Scott Thomas grounding the gimmicky writing, this could be the worst kind of soap opera.

I'm no fan of a lot of the philosophy behind Western medicine but, about all I can say, with the cynical nature old age brings upon even some of the best of us, is that this an appropriate example of why physicians are not supposed to treat their own family members. They are too close, emotionally speaking, to act impartially.

Kristin Scott Thomas fans should not miss this, however. She definitely rises above the material with a wonderful performance.

March 6, 2009  
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Lakeview Terrace - PG-13 Remember this one?:

I can't believe I ate the whole thing. I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

No? Well, it's an old TV ad. The reason I bring it up? I can't believe I watched the whole thing.

Okay, correct me if I'm wrong. Really. Please do. We're to believe that SLJ is "damaged" to the point of doing -- NO spoiler alert -- what he does because his deceased wife -- SPOILER ALERT -- was, in his mind, cheating on him with a "white" man? Please . . .

And it's one thing to make fun of the Rodney King situation -- which they un-freakin-believably do in this movie. But it's a whole other thing to write an incredibly BAD script revolving around that kind of problem. Geez this is ugly. And Will Smith co-produced this? Inconceivable.

You know what, flixster friends? I don't blame SLJ's character for doing what he does. Not really. This couple is one irritating pair. I care about the kids, but I'd skip this one for not giving a rip about anyone else unlucky enough to be trapped in this lame project.

March 4, 2009  
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Live Free or Die Hard - PG-13 Let's face it. When you go to see a Bruce Willis movie, no matter what you might think of him as a human being, you are pretty much going for one reason, and one reason only: action. That's right, you fork over your money in the hope of seeing some good action -- kind of like a Stallone movie. Never mind that the title choice doesn't make much sense, the plot is far-fetched, and no human being could take this kind of a beating and live. Give me some good action.

Well, this one has some great action, and there are some wonderful special effects, like the tunnel vehicle crashes and the one-on-one with the jet. If you've liked the others in the DH series, there's no reason not to see this one.

As a super bonus, I'm adding Mary Elizabeth Winstead to my potential wife list : ) Hey, a lot of Hollywood types visit Hawai`i. You never know who you'll run into. I once literally bumped into Shelley Fabares when we were both out swimming one time, and although she's a wee bit old for me, she's a babe nonetheless. She's definitely on my potential mother-in-law list.

But I digress. Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Hawai`i calls. E komo mai!

March 2, 2009  
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Ghost Story - R And speaking of Fred Astaire . . . It's almost painful to see some stars grow old on screen. I can well understand Jamie Lee Curtis' statement about needing to set a date for retirement because she does not want to be a witness to herself growing old on film. Not that Astaire does not grow old gracefully -- by any means. It's just that his aging is more pronounced because of the added dimension of his great dancing ability. I could not imagine him, in this movie, breaking into a dance over the furniture during a meeting of the Chowder Society -- and that hurts.

I loved this book when it first came out. The movie does bring together some aging heavyweights, and they acquit themselves like the acting legends that they are, given the limitations of age. But if you really want to have the pants scared off of you, you gotta read the book. It's right up there with The Shining for me.

February 24, 2009  
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