| Movie | Rating | Review | Date | Your Rating | Match | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| JCVD (Van Dammage) - R |
Van Damme wins it from all the other actionmovie stars with this movie. Steven Seagal is fat, Chuck Norris is a cheeseball with his last holocaust themed movie. Van Damme dares too made a witty realistic movie with self-deprecation. You won't see any others do that. |
December 23, 2009 | N/A | |||
| An American Carol - PG-13 |
A bit too preachy and not enough fat and terrorist jokes. Oh well it's not Uwe Boll. The Dutch version also screwed up the subtitles big time infidels are translated as pagans. And "fire his ass" is translated with "Set his ass on fire" |
November 27, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Not Quite Hollywood: The Wild, Untold Story of Ozploitation! - R | October 23, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Firepower - R | The title doesn`t make any sense, it`s about cage fighting. It even had a continunity screwup that I noticed. | October 20, 2009 | N/A | |||
| CyberTracker - R | Pretty alright a bit of a terminator ripoff. | October 20, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Hitler--Dead or Alive - Unrated |
Anti-Nazi fictional propaganda movie. 5 Gangsters go to Germany to kill Hitler for one million dollars. The beginning is a bit slow. But the end is pretty good for the lulz. One wikipedia they connect this movie with inglourios basterds. Somehow the story is a bit the same. |
August 27, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Bail Out - Unrated | Entertaining. Some etnic undertones. SFX might not be the top of the art. But it was still good. | August 17, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Una Notte al cimitero (Graveyard Disturbance) - PG | Slow paced. Death count 0 | August 16, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The 50 Worst Movies Ever Made - Unrated | August 13, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| The Thing With Two Heads - PG | August 12, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Blood Gnome - R | Proposed alternate title "Troll 4" | August 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Mexican Werewolf in Texas - Unrated |
I always wondered why there wernt any horror movies about Chupacabra. Well this one is but they named it Mexican werewolf. It's quite an enjoyable film for a b-movie no lame CGI or lame latex monsters. They take up the more "It's alive" approach. If your gonna be preachy about white against mexican racism. Dont let the mexican kid by a latino not a white guy. |
August 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Funny People - R | August 3, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Karla - R |
Komolka is too portrayed as a victim in this movie. Although the movie is from her perspective. Laura Pepron looks weird great dyed blonde with a 80s hairdo. But which nonaustralian actress would be. She also has a too markant face in my opinion. btw I didnt know bernardo was a whigger. But he is hope the Aryan Brotherhood knows about that. |
July 30, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Piņata: Survival Island (Demon Island) - R |
Fairly decent mix between CGI and slasher flick, although I prefered they wouldnt use CGI. Some cgi scenes were over the top. It could have used more tits and asses and maybe more of a novelty title like cinco de mayo island massacre. I bought it on a 5 movies for 5 bucks dvd. So it's probably not known very widely. So it can be considered to be a secret tip for slasher fanatics. It containes crotch violence against the boyfriend of Sabrina the teenage witch and includes the white chick from the interrracial couple from my name is earl. |
July 23, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Belly of the Beast - R | Seagal goes South Asian style, with voodoo, monks and ladyboys. | July 20, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Ring of Fire - R |
Other than the sequels Don has only one fight in this own, although it is an ego-action-movie. But he bones a white chick in this one. The stereotypes of white people are funny cryptoracist cryptofacist dago cop "I see your kind likes to stick up for eacother just like in Vietnam" worried about "gangs" duking it out. What a douchebag! Btw they should have made movies with the small drunk asian character Kwon instead. |
July 16, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Punisher - R | July 15, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Death Wish 4: The Crackdown - R |
Bronson does it again! He does a better job busting the drugpusher than snake eater. A bit unrealistic wouldn`t they recognize his signature mustage and his car. Sometimes they give him too much time. Keep that in mind if your wanna be an vigilante yourself. |
July 15, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Blitzkrieg: Escape from Stalag 69 - Unrated | July 12, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Death Wish 3 - R | July 9, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Observe and Report - R | July 9, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Fast Times At Ridgemont High - R | July 8, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Swamp Zombies - Unrated |
Latex zombie horror. Keep it under 90 minutes and next time less obese people. It has some boobage and assnes though. |
July 8, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Red Dawn - PG-13 |
Its guerilla tactics are unrealistic. Hang around one place? The russians and cubans must have been total dimwits for not catching them. For the rest it`s a good movie. One of those that needs and foreign remake. |
July 6, 2009 | N/A |
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