| Movie | Rating | Review | Date | Your Rating | Match | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lost Boys 2: The Tribe - R |
People need to quit shirking this. Angus Sutherland was just as great, hell, maybe even a little better as the lead vamp. His supporting crew wasn't nearly as cool as Kiefer's, but alas. It's a great movie that people need to watch instead of just passing judgment on. |
June 5, 2009 | N/A | |||
| From Dusk Till Dawn - R | This. Movie. Rocks. | June 5, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Blade - Trinity - R | June 5, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| 30 Days of Night - R |
Easily the scariest, most relentless and down-right vicious vampires ever committed to film. "No, God" |
June 5, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Punisher - R | I'm a shameless Punisher fan. This movie is quite excellent, as it takes the story from Welcome Back, Frank and plasters it in celluloid. It's worth the look. | June 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Punisher: War Zone - R |
I thought they got it right with 2004's. I was wrong. Because boy howdy, they FUCKING got it right with this one. A flawless movie. Absolutely beautiful. It's unbelievable how great this movie is. |
June 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Saw - R | Flawless horror movie. | June 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| House of 1000 Corpses - R | So much better than Devil's Rejects. I don't understand the hoorah about Rejects, I guess. | June 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Last House on the Left - Unrated | This movie sucks. I don't care if Craven made it. I dig the guy much as the next, but it sucks. | June 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - R | The grainy style is just so awesome these days. A lot of people aren't smart enough to appreciate it, unfortunately. | June 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Halloween - R | Horror movies are my absolute fav. This one, is probably the scariest ever. | June 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Resident Evil - R | Sure, as a HUGE fan of the game series, I was disappointed this had little to do with it. But, as a stand alone zombie flick,it works. | June 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Crow - R | What needs to be said? Exactly. Brilliant stuff. | June 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Shaun of the Dead - R |
One of the greatest zombie movies...nay, one of the great movies ever made. It worked so well because although there was humor, they took the drama and the scary parts and made them very serious. Brilliant stuff. |
June 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Day of the Dead - Unrated | There is less zombie action than most would like. However, I feel the rest of the picture really carries this bad boy and makes up for it. The ending zombie fest more than makes up for the lack in the middle. Jeeuh! | June 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Friday the 13th - R | Honestly. I don't really dig this entry in the series that much. It ties with the 5th as my least fav. | June 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Return of the Living Dead - R | It's....interesting. The fact that the zombies talk and cannot be killed is annoying. Oh, the punk-girl in the graveyard has an awesome body. | June 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| A Nightmare on Elm Street - R | You know this movie. I need not say much. Wes Craven's New Nightmare is damn near just as good. | June 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Vampires - R | Oooh yeah, baby. I don't think James Woods gets his credit as a bad-ass. Because when he plays it, you fucking better well believe it. In no other picture does he do such than this; John Carpenter's Vampires. It's an ultimate hybrid of western/horror. The master to end all master vampires, the original, has made himself known. He's taken out almost all of Jack Crow's vamp-killing squad, and tends to finish his work in progress. The vampires are portrayed exactly how I feel they are in real life. It's as Jack Crow says "You ever seen a vampire? No?...Well first of all, they're not romantic. It's not like they're a bunch of fuckin' fags hoppin' around in rented formal wear and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy Euro-trash accents, all right? Forget whatever you've seen in the movies: they don't turn into bats, crosses don't work. Garlic? You wanna try garlic? You could stand there with garlic around your neck and one of these buggers will bend you fucking over and take a walk up your strada-chocolata WHILE he's suckin' the blood outta your neck, all right? And they don't sleep in coffins lined in taffata. You wanna kill one, you drive a wooden stake right through his fuckin' heart. Sunlight turns 'em into crispy critters. | June 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Lost Boys - R | What is there to be said about this that hasn't already? Exactly. | June 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Blade - R |
Marvel's first home-run in the comic-book movie arena. Funny enough though, most people don't realize that Blade originally came from comics. It's a very dark horror/action/martial arts type flick. Everything you could ask for. Plus, the beginning rivals Temple of Doom for the best opening to a movie. |
June 3, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Blade II (Blade 2) - R |
The best of the series, if you ask me. The Reepers are just too bad-assed for their own good. The sword fight between Blade and one of the intruder vampires is, in my opinion, the greatest ever. |
June 3, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Vampires - Los Muertos - R | A worthy sequel? Well, some feel it is, some feel it isn't. I do, however. Although Bon Jovi isn't even close to being the bad ass that Jack Crow is, he does the job well, even as King of the Jersey Shore. The lack of gore is noticeable when compared to the first one, as is the fierceness of the master in this compared to Valek. But all that aside, it's a stand-up vampire movie that I think does the original justice. My only serious complaint is that Eddie Winzlow comes on as a great vamp-killer, yet, he doesn't get much, if anything, to do. | June 3, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Universal Soldier - R | If you haven't seen this, grow a set and check it out. | May 24, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Waiting - R | The sequel to this was so horrible, it almost puts a tarnish on this one. But then I remember Ryan Reynolds goes shirtless, and all is forgiven. | May 24, 2009 | N/A |
77 ratings
44 reviews
