Matt's Recent Reviews
Wolke Neun (Cloud 9)
Unrated
Recommended only for people over the age of 60. No, make it 70. 75. Okay 80. I mean, unless you want to see the naked bodies of old men and women, and watch them having "9.5 Weeks"-style sex. I mean, I get the fact that this movie is about the fact that old people still enjoy getting laid, and that affairs can happen at any age to the same detrimental effect on marriage and relationships. Right. During the first act, you'll see lots of geezer porn. The second, you'll find yourself waiting for the movie to resolve itself in the manner you might most easily predict? Hmm.
Red Cliff (Chi Bi)
R
This film has everything you might expect from John Woo, and that means at 146 minutes, you are in for a big bargain bag of fun, bromance, epic scene poetry, ballet battle, and more! Don't get me wrong; this is as cheesy and corny as they come, which is what makes it all so much fun!
Matt's Favorite Movies
Duck Soup
Unrated
The funniest movie ever, I've seen it so often I can recite the dialog as I watch it.
Love and Death
PG
I memorized most of the dialog in college. My friends and I loved this film so much we wanted to perform it live!
