Paul Celano (chelano)

Ann Arbor, MI

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A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell Unrated
You have to love Troma for putting out crappy funny movies like Class Of Nuke 'Em High and the first Toxic Avenger. But from time to time every company has a flop. This would be one. Don't get wrong. This whole movie had me laughing so much at how bad it is. But that does not help how utterly ridiculous this film really is. The music was horrific, The cast was just stupid, most scenes were shot in the same area but from different angles. I mean come on here. Also the script had to of been about 2 pages long. The title of the movie makes no sense. The claymation made Pee Wee's Playhouse look like a masterpiece. So if you feel like watching a horrible movie to just laugh at how bad it is, this is a must. Anyone getting into making movies need to watch this to see what not to do.
Diary of the Dead Diary of the Dead R
It was decent. But the thing that really bugged me was how it was filmed. I mean I know Romero wanted it to seem like it was based off of real life, but I think it failed at that. This is because the cast was really fake and not that believable. As a fiction type movie I see this piece being pretty decent. But as non fiction, not so good. The zombies, like in most of Romero's movies, are pretty good and there is some decent make up. They cut back a little on this film to make it more like a virus and not so much decayed people rising from the grave. I would change many things about this movie like scenes, cast members and some different filming styles, but I would never change Romero's outlook on the zombie itself.

Paul's Favorite Movies


Caddyshack Caddyshack R
This movie always amazes me for its time. A great cast and a great and funny story. Very funny humor. The added gopher was a great touch to give the movie some more comedy. Bill Murray and Chevy Chase had problems with each other before this movie and they learned to work together for this film. Including the great improve scenes they did together. Rodney Dangerfield was also a nice added touch to the film and since it was rated R they allowed him to be a bit nastier. This movie has everything.
Airplane! Airplane! PG
This is a number one classic. The ruler of slapstick movies. You will catch yourself repeating lines from this movie for years. Comedy during this time was different than what you see now a days. And sometimes, it is even better. Great movie.

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