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Bubba Ho-Tep Bubba Ho-Tep R 4.0 Stars
Ok I really enjoyed this film. This would be considered Bruce Campbell's comeback in my book. This shows he can still be himself and be someone else at the same time. The story is really off the wall to the point of being enjoyed. The whole movie is not action based. There are some slow scenes that have a nice guitar sound to give the main character more of a hero feeling like an old western. Campbell's partner in crime is played by Ossie Davis, who thinks he is President Kennedy, while Campbell thinks he is Elvis. This crazy team of hero and sidekick is crazy. The bad guy is a mummy that sucks souls, through the preys butt. The mummy is all make up which looks great and wears an old cowboy suit which again gives it a nice western feel. Besides some parts being way too slow and a couple flaws in the story, this movie is overall pretty good.
About Last Night... About Last Night... R 3.0 Stars
Putting Rob Lowe and Demi Moore in a another movie together was great. They always seem to work well. But this movie just didn't do it as well. They play a bit older people in these roles. The movie is a love story, but it moves kind of slow. I mean don't get me wrong. The movie was decent, but you feel like you only want to watch it once. James Belushi was thrown in as the comic relief. He did an ok job, but he wasn't that funny. Demi Moore's friend played by Elizabeth Perkins was the other comic relief who acted good, but like Belushi, was not that funny. So overall, it was an ok movie, decent love story, just a movie to watch on a Sunday afternoon.
House of the Dead 2: Dead Aim (All Guts No Glory) House of the Dead 2: Dead Aim (All Guts No Glory) R 2.5 Stars
Just as bad as the first. Also same as the first, this movie lacked story big time. The movie just jumps in and leaves you very confused at first. The cast was pretty bad except for Ed Quinn and Emmanuelle Vaugier. They were decent. I wish they did focus more on the zombies. The make up was ok for them, but not the best. There was probably two zombies that looks pretty cool. The rest were just mediocre. I wish this movie did have more about the video games in it, but it didn't. The first one added that it for fun. When this movie ended, you feel a bit happy because even that was bad.
Strange Wilderness Strange Wilderness R 2.5 Stars
I really wanted to like this movie more, but I couldn't. I mean don't get me wrong. Some parts were funny, but after awhile, it just got to silly and not entertaining anymore. Not one of the best from the Happy Madison family. The cast was pretty good. Steve Zahn was pretty good and funny. I also really enjoyed Jonah Hill. The rest of the cast was just ok for me. Well except the horrible acting from Ashley Scott and Justin Long. The story was just not there. This is a typical comedy with a crappy story line that has to reply on how funny it is. Unfortunately, it didn't have what it takes.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen PG-13 2.0 Stars
I have many things to say about this movie. First I would like to say, Michael Bay, what the hell were you thinking. The second main thing I want to say is that you cannot rely on action to make a good movie. You need plot and a good story. Shia LaBeouf was ok in this film, he was actually pretty funny. Megan Fox needs to not act ever again. I don't care if people think she is eye candy, she is a HORRIBLE actress. John Turturro did a horrible job which is not normal for him and Ramon Rodriguez should of not been put in the movie. If you want to watch a movie to just see tons of action, then yes this is a fun movie to watch. For that I gave it some extra points for the rating. But the lack of plot and horrible story plus the stupid acting in some parts just made me hate this movie. The CG in the film was pretty good, but there was many fight scenes that shook the camera. I hate that. I want to see the fight scenes, not try to adjust my eyes to see what is going on. They really need to stop this. They are screwed up this childhood dream way too much.
Pom Poko (Heisei tanuki gassen pompoko) (The Raccoon War) Pom Poko (Heisei tanuki gassen pompoko) (The Raccoon War) PG 5.0 Stars
I really enjoyed this film. The whole story is about raccoons trying to save their forest. They have powers that can make them shape shift and stretch their testicles. Yes, you heard me right. All the main raccoons have such personalities that you cannot turn your head away because they are so entertaining to watch. The story does drag on a little but you cannot help but enjoy it. This is not a simple story about just normal raccoons. This is a very strange story. There was a lot of thinking when putting this together. The story has drama, action, comedy and just a bunch of really strange yet crazy scenes thrown in at parts. The animation is crisp and fun to watch and you really start to fall in love with the characters. Great film!

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Caddyshack 1. Caddyshack R 5.0 Stars
This movie always amazes me for its time. A great cast and a great and funny story. Very funny humor. The added gopher was a great touch to give the movie some more comedy. Bill Murray and Chevy Chase had problems with each other before this movie and they learned to work together for this film. Including the great improve scenes they did together. Rodney Dangerfield was also a nice added touch to the film and since it was rated R they allowed him to be a bit nastier. This movie has everything.
Airplane! 2. Airplane! PG 5.0 Stars
This is a number one classic. The ruler of slapstick movies. You will catch yourself repeating lines from this movie for years. Comedy during this time was different than what you see now a days. And sometimes, it is even better. Great movie.
The Kentucky Fried Movie 3. The Kentucky Fried Movie R 4.0 Stars
The maker's of airplane and animal house get together before they become famous and make this hilarious film of 70's commercial spoofs and a small Bruce Lee spoof movie. Very funny stuff and some great slapstick and subjects you just don't see anymore.
National Lampoon's Vacation 4. National Lampoon's Vacation R 4.5 Stars
Great movie. This would suck to have this happen on vacation. The Griswold family is a classic family everyone will remember. Chevy Chase has a great role and the movie is very funny.
Along Came Polly 5. Along Came Polly PG-13 4.5 Stars
Such a funny movie. I actually watched it like four times in a row. I really did. It has parts that you laugh at every time you watch no matter what. Philip Seymour Hoffman you usually see in a lot of serious rolls. Here is could just be funny and ridiculous. He was a great added comedic talent to the film. The rest of the cast did great too.
Sideways 6. Sideways R 5.0 Stars
This movie always feels like a summer movie and the strip was flawless. The cast was amazing and overall so was the movie. The feel makes you feels so many emotions, but in the end you feel....strange. But in a good way.

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