Lenny's Recent Reviews
Adventureland
R
What is the point of this movie? Amusement park comedy melodrama in the 80's?? Really the only good part about this movie are the 80's songs, that's it. The two lead roles, some dude and then Twilight lady, terrible. They didn't even ride rollercoasters in this movie, focusing on the workers at the sideshow games in the park, what kind of shit is that?
I already reviewed this but I just noticed that 88% of critics liked this movie, saying it was sweet and nostalgic, which is clearly a crock of feces. I don't want to keep bashing on Jesse Eisenberg but he really sucks abnormally large sacks.
Zombieland
R
I really want to give this movie 3 stars, I can't stand Jesse Eisenberg. He is outrageously bad and looks to be on the verge of tears in every scene, and no that's not due to his character being phobic about everything, that's just how bad he is. I was hoping this movie would redeem him but no no no no no, he is still awful. I tried to watch this movie editing out Eisenberg in my mind, but I couldn't because he freeeekin' narrated the movie, complete bollocks. Other than everything I just wrote, Zombieland was a pretty cool movie.


