Jezzy's Talk

Dear John

I think it will be great.

Wanted

Not too bad 'a film...better than i thought to be honest.

Wanted

Not too bad 'a film...better than i thought to be honest.

Transporter 3

Jason Statham...thats all i have to say *DROOLZ*

S. Darko (S Darko: A Donnie Darko Tale)

Weirdly twisted like the first one...not a bad watch though. Wouldn't say it's better than the first but worth a watch if you liked the first film

Seven Pounds

Absolutly loved this film!

I wasn't too sure what the story line was all about, i didn't know if it was a thriller, comedy, chick-flick etc etc *shrugs* and not heard any of my friends mention that they'd seen it...so, thought i'd give it a go and buy it anyways...

I'll be honest, yes, this film did have me in tears. That's because i wasn't expecting it to be such an emotional story line, if i knew, i would have prepared myself before hand! lol.

Really good film!

Highly recommended if you like a love story/tear-jerker type film

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Not his funniest...but still a really great Seth Rogen/Kevin Smith film!

Whatever Works

Dont really like Woody Allen Films but Had to see this just for the fact Larry David stars in it.Not a bad Movie

The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard

Funny ass movie NOUGH SAID

Catacombs

You're in Paris, trapped in an underground crypt with a killer chasing you. What do you do?


Resolve some sibling rivalry issues, of course.

At first I was only so impressed with this one buut by the end I was like; "yeah that's the stuff".

Free to see on fearnet.com

Very Bad Things

Every once in a while, a movie puts together a string of extreme situations and pulls them off with believability. this is one of them.

Paranormal Activity

So, anybody else think Paranormal Activity sucked nuts?

For real. Level with me a second. What is this shit? Why are people losing their shit about this movie? It was like 90% of --
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Loud Noise!
Stupid Characters: "Oh god! What was that! What was that! Get the camera!"
(They run off... and find nothing)
Repeat.
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It was just... boring. People keep talking about suspense and horror and shit. But I found myself going "Yay! Finally something is going to fucking happen!" during the "bedroom-lets-spend-our-tiny-tiny-budget scary-bits" instead of anticipation and fear and whatever I was supposed to be feeling. And because the budget was so tiny, without fail, you would watch the little freaky things happen, then watch the stupid people watch the freaky things on the computer. In case you missed it, or... they reeeeeally wanted to make the most of those 11 or 15k or whatever.

And it always left me disappointed. Especially the climax. That's it? She finally get possessed and then... throws him at the camera. Then bites the camera with her little sharp teeth. End film.

What? Seriously? That's it? After listening to the boyfriend do his annoying Gremlins "lets not listen to the clear instruction and warning" shit he was pulling and his stupid bitch girlfriend seems weirdly confused about the source of the freaky shit. I mean, its established 15 minutes into the film that there's a fucking demon tormenting her. So then why is it that everytime something weird happens (like her picture in the attic... all burned and shit. So its fairly obvious what's up with her old house burning down and all) she flips her shit.
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Stupid Bitch With Huge Tits: "Oh my god! What's going on! This isn't possible!"
Me: "Um. There's.... a demon. I thought you knew that--"
Stupid Big Titted Bitch: "This picture shouldn't exist! What is going on?"
Me: "What's going on, is there's a demon. I mean, that's all you guys have been talking about. I don't understand what you're confused about--
Stupid Fucking Big Titted Bitch Who Won't Shut The Fuck Up: "Oh god oh god oh god! What's going on! I don't understand! This picture can't exist!"
Me: "THERE'S A FUCKING DEMON HAUNTING YOU, YOU GIANT RETARDED LECHEROUS CUNTBAG! Christ ALMIGHTY, you're dumb!"
(Awkward pause.)
Me: "...I'd still fuck you, though.
Loud Noise!
Moron Boyfriend: "Oh god! What was that! What was that! Get the camera!"
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Unfortunately, I was not in the movie. That was the spoiler you guys were all waiting for. Didn't want to ruin that for everyone else.

In conclusion, go see REC. That shaky cam movie is amazing, and *will" actually scare the shit out of you, instead of making you want to yell at the screen and pretend to tweek the stupid bitch's sweater yams out of boredom.

Seriously though. I just think the demon was a tit man. I figure that's what the whole possession thing was about anyway. I mean, I'd want to be in that bitch too. Shit. Good on him, I say.