| Movie | Rating | Review | Date | Your Rating | Match | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Deliria (Bloody Bird)(Sound Stage Massacre)(Stage Fright) - Unrated | Dang I hate that... -____-' | October 22, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Children of the Corn 4: The Gathering - Unrated | October 10, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| The Eye Creatures - Unrated |
Heheheh I added this movie. :D It's a classic budget horror. The costuming errors, cheesy monsters, make-out scenes... You'll love to hate this one. |
August 11, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Aliens in the Attic - PG |
Pleasantly surprised. It's not incredibly original. But nothing coming out nowadays is. The reason I can approve of this film? It felt like something that was a little older and more classic. As my mom put it, it was a "total no-brainer". You wouldn't think of that as a compliment, but it's an easy movie to just sit down and watch. Ashley Tisdale was in a bikini for... most of the movie. Why? Nobody knows. (We all know that lake-fronted communities are terrible for sunbathing, as the airs are plagued with mosquitoes... and really... her poor brother.) There was a lot of physical comedy, including a redundant theme of crotch-pain, but it comes with the territory. I'd like to make it clear that all boys named Ricky will break your heart. Moving on, the entire experience was pretty clean. No, it didn't make you think. No, it didn't challenge any important ideas. But it's probably a good film to take your kids to. And did you see the twins' hair? LOL. |
August 8, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Heaven Can Wait - PG |
The beginning was a little slow. And since I quickly got the impression that it was a sport movie, I was moments away from bashing my face in. The movie itself is built on a pretty interesting theme, but it's still not highly original-- it feels like any other movie about the afterlife and even a few Christmas specials which shall remain nameless. It's also a remake, and apparently the original was centered around boxing, which to be honest sounds slightly more interesting. Most of the characters were likable or amusing, although the love-interest perturbed me at first and there wasn't an incredible strength to the relationship in any case. The ending was proper for a "classic". In other words, it was a vague, open ending that messed with your head. So I'm not really sure whether I like it or not, but without the ambiguity or mystery this film clearly would not have made the cut. All in all it was actually a decent film worth the time, and even worth remembering... but it wasn't epic. |
August 2, 2009 | N/A | |||
| What Girls Learn - Unrated |
I watched this because Scott Bakula was in it, only I got jipped, because he has a mustache. Decent. I missed the first large portion, but all-in-all... it's one of those painfully realistic, tragic yet "hopeful" type films that has it's moments, and makes you think sometimes, but doesn't have a whole lot of epicness. It also ends with no closure to bug us all. |
July 21, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Coraline - PG |
"A modern day horror version of Alice and Wonderland meets Spirited Away. " Good job Civ my boy!! My thoughts exactly! Except I didn't catch on to the Alice and Wonderland but I totally see it now. And if you liked The Nightmare Before Xmas or James and the Giant Peach, you'll love this. Probably. As per usual, Henry Selick has made a very artistic, dark, absurdly clever film-- yet a lot more intense than usual. This type of film naturally attracts me. It has a lot of personality, very unique, unforgettable.. and it's dark, but certainly not "horror". I love that. And I was not disappointed. Very few characters when you really consider it-- but they're all very well portrayed. It weaves quite a web into you. I did not like the opera scene with the yucky nudity. That may sound like a spoiler, but I must pronounce this to the world. Nasty sauce. This movie was captivating enough to keep my attention. Quite a feat! God it's hot in here. Anywho, it's quite a trip. |
July 21, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Buck Privates - Unrated | One letter away from disaster. | July 21, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Signal - R | A documentary on people who use their vehicle's turn signal. | July 21, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Martin - R | Sorry, but there are no vampires named "Martin". >_> | July 21, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Mutiny on the Bounty - Unrated | Wow. The front cover and Clark Gable is already shirtless! | July 21, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Tony 'n' Tina's Wedding - R | They're named Tony and Tina? And they're Italian? Wow. That's almost racist. XD | July 21, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Bandolero! - PG-13 | That can't be a real word. | July 21, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Slipknot: Voliminal: Inside The Nine - Unrated | This had better be an instructional tape on tying various assortments of knots, or I will be cross indeed... | July 21, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Sherlock Jr. - Unrated |
I actually really enjoy this movie. ^__^"""" It's very, very old... but it's clever and cute and every effect is stunning-- because you don't know how they did it! |
July 21, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak - Unrated |
"...passionate star-crossed lovers whose fathers hate each other" ... ORIGINAL! :D |
July 21, 2009 | N/A | |||
| On a Clear Day You Can See Forever - G | Which is funny because when I take off my glasses, I can't read this. | July 21, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Incredible Adventures of Wallace & Gromit - Unrated | Clever and vaguely entertaining-- but more, it's just a classic... | July 21, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Peanut Butter Solution - PG | We don't need a "solution" for peanut butter any more than we need a weight loss "cure". They're both perfectly fine as is! | July 21, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Sissi - Schicksalsjahre einer Kaiserin - Unrated |
Remember when I said the title sometimes explains it all? This is not one of those times. :$ |
July 21, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Såsom i en Spegel (Through A Glass Darkly) - Unrated | Funny. Usually I just use sunglasses but a "glass darkly" probably works just as well... | July 21, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Lady Snowblood (Lady Snowblood: Blizzard from the Netherworld) (Shurayukihime) - R | Why can't a girl named Lady Snowblood ever be the good guy? :( | July 21, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Gomorrah (Gomorra) - Unrated | Well. To be fair I suppose they couldn't have named it "Sodom"... | July 21, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Day Watch (Dnevnoi Dozor) - R |
It's Bay Watch-- Only, during the day. ...Wait. >_> |
July 21, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Orphan - R | That 9-year-old girl is 40... O_O | July 21, 2009 | N/A |
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