6 6 6 (Dactylion)

I love stories where the antagonist is really evil and twisted, and in this film, Patton delivers in two roles. Character lines were blurred at times, and I am still unsure as to whether that was the filmmakers' intention or not. That said, I did enjoy all the characters and the strange secrets they kept.

The beginning seemed like a blatant rip-off of Rodriguez's Sin City. The film gets better in the second half once the paranoia sets in, but the storyline was pretty predictable once you caught on to the swing of things. I liked the twilight zone feel about this, though it's definitely more of a dude's film.

Filled with nudity, gore, rape, aborted fetuses, animal cruelty, dicks getting cut off, and the same two shitty synth-based songs throughout the entire film. If that doesn't equal "classic" then I don't know what does!

I thought this movie was so funny. Bruce Campbell is so corny and completely over the top with his lines, but it's all so classy and somehow fitting. Hail to the King, baby!