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2.97 average
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It Might Get Loud - PG December 24, 2009  
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Up in the Air - R December 24, 2009  
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Legion - R December 24, 2009  
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Iron Man 2 - Unrated December 22, 2009  
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Shutter Island - Unrated December 22, 2009  
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The Book of Eli - Unrated December 22, 2009  
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The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus - PG-13 Not a fan of Terry Gilliam's movies. December 22, 2009  
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Avatar - PG-13 I knew this film was going to be visually astounding, but WOW! I was lucky enough to see it in IMAX 3D. Go spend the extra cash and see it in IMAX! I was also worried about the storyline because of it being a too-familiar theme. The story worked extremely well. I thought the Na'vi were fascinating, and their bond with their environment was incredibly unique. I thought the good humans were a tad one-dimensional, but the bad humans were expectedly shallow. All in all, a fantastic production! December 22, 2009  
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Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel - PG December 22, 2009  
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Ninja Assassin - R This flick was a typical martial arts film with an easy-to-follow story, a few key characters, and lots of fighting.

What I liked: Produced by the Wachowski Brothers (The Matrix) and written in part by J. Michael Straczynski (Babylon 5). The weapons display and fight choreography were excellent. I was thrilled to see Sho Kosugi on the big screen again. He still rocks, after all these years.

What I didn't like: There's a sequence where Raizo is being chased by the ninja clan out into a busy Berlin rotary with lots of traffic. We've been learning that ninjas don't like being seen, so what the hell were they doing playing out in traffic? There's another sequence where the Ozunu training camp is attacked by the forces of good. We've already seen a few ninjas take out an entire SWAT team. But when the forces of good attack the camp and are facing a small army of ninjas, the ninjas turn and scatter like roaches and are killed easily. That didn't fit right in my mind.

Lots of blood, severed limbs, and brain matter mixed in with great fight sequences and a decent story.
December 17, 2009  
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Crazy Heart - R December 17, 2009  
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Did You Hear About the Morgans? - PG-13 December 17, 2009  
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I Know Who Killed Me - R December 15, 2009  
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A Single Man - R December 11, 2009  
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Invictus - PG-13 December 11, 2009  
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The Princess and the Frog - G December 11, 2009  
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The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day - R December 11, 2009  
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The Last House on the Left - R This was a pretty poor remake, and the sadness is that the one who directed the original directed this movie also! Wes Craven should have left well-enough alone. The story has great potential, but the slow pacing and gratuitous violence left me with a foul taste. The rape sequence was far too long. The acts of killing the convicts were over-the-top nasty and not entertaining. The pacing of this film just kills any chance it could have had of being a great thriller. November 30, 2009  
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Child's Play 2 - R November 24, 2009  
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Night of the Living Dead - Unrated November 24, 2009  
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The Haunted Mansion - PG November 24, 2009  
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Clue - PG November 24, 2009  
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Small Soldiers - PG-13 November 24, 2009  
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Finding Forrester - PG-13 November 24, 2009  
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Sunshine - R November 24, 2009  
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