Chris Jasso (DontBlameMeIJustWatchThem)


Chris' Recent Reviews


Commando Commando R
Cheesiest one-liners I've ever heard.
Return of the Killer Tomatoes! Return of the Killer Tomatoes! PG
Surpisingly not bad. Tara, the woman/tomato, is an uber hottie!

Chris' Favorite Movies


Léon (The Professional) Léon (The Professional) R
If I had to choose, this would be my number one favorite movie. I fell in love with this movie (and Natalie Portman) the first time I saw it, so many years ago.
The NeverEnding Story The NeverEnding Story PG
One of my all time favorites, I love this movie (and the theme song). I highly recommend reading the book too.

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