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NEW REVIEW. Ok, a movie like this needs a better review. so i'll try. Perfect movie, no flaws, perfect pace, outstanding writing, incredible acting, and wonderful directing. Superb use of music, sounds and special effects. Can this movie be less great than it already is? Not only is the screenplay one of the greatest ever made, but it is the ultimate love story. In how many movies do you see ppl falling in love etc, etc, etc? yeah, pretty much all of them, saying how much they love each other and stuff. This one is different, they show it, not just with words, but with the emotions, the interpretations of Jim Carrey make this the best love story ever made. One of the best movies of all time, quite possible my favorite movie but there's a few that are pushing in so i can't forget about those. This movie owns all the other love stories. Perfect.
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The greatest christmas movie of all time. One of Jame Steward's best, Incredible message, just....amazing...This movie is what i call, and it deserves to be called, A Masterpiece. Not alot of movies as good as this one out there anymore, watch it, its impeccable, One of my all time favorites.
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One of the best movies ever made!~
Perfect Acting, Perfect Cast, Perfect All, Best movie of 1994, well its tied with Ed Wood, idk which one i love more but its better than Pulp Fiction, Quiz show and Forrest Gump put together, and notice those 3 all got 5's from me. Hope is the best thing you can wish for. Amazing Performances By both Tim and Morgan, i literally Cried of happiness at the end of this movie, it was soo amazing, groundbreaking movie. Flawless in every sense of the word.
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Simply outstanding. This movie is so tragic and ironic that, makes it even more the worthwhile to watch it. The length of this film didn't bother me at all. Although i did yawn in certain sections of the movie, i wound up loving it at the end, every well, even though i don't wanna say boring i'll say SIMPLE part always ended with a bang, something to make you wonder what was the story leading to or better yet how the life of certain people changed thru the film. Hell, I love it...It caught me by surprise, i didn't expect to be this way. The acting was just incredible. At the last minutes of it, you could see how Tom Hulce really acted out his role and just made the movie even better, but Murray takes the cake in this one. His dialogue and just interpretation of every detail through the film was astonishing. One of the best movies ever made, Amadeus showed me once again what Movie making at its finest is. I'm in awe.
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Damn.....Possibly the best movie I've ever seen...Loved Every minute of it, review it soon
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT! This has got to be the GREATEST ANIME OF ALL TIME!!!! It had it all, Blood, Action, Perfect Screenplay and one of the best soundtracks and emotions in an Anime ever. 1st of, its about how human waste can fuck up the planet, and the rebirth of nature and so forth, doesn't sound compelling i know but guess what? the movie hates you too. Even though the pace of the movie is RARELY slow, it didn't bother me, i mean how could it? It sucked me in and forced me to watch it, dats how intense this anime is. GODLY movie. a thing that bothers me though is how this movie is baldly compared. I mean, I really don't know why da fuck it says "the star war's of Animated Features, WTF!? This Movie steps on Star Wars! Wit dat being said, i love this fucking movie.
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NEW REVIEW COMING VERY SOON!! GODLIKE MOVIE!
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This Movie is So Good!!!! Clark Gable was freaking Great, his lines and the way he acted them out, it was just phenomenal and Claudette Colbert as the Spoiled Rich Daughter, Flawless Acting. Perfect Screenplay, So many memorable Lines and of Course Good Comedy. I love this Movie just simple because its all it was hyped up to be: Funny, Great Directing and Wonderful Acting. Its one of the greatest Classics of all times, and one of my favs. of all time. Frank Capra is a Master!
"I'm the whippoorwill that cries in the night. I'm the soft morning breeze that caresses your lovely face."
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Masterpiece by Kubrick. WARNING---Not for kids, lol...Amazing Narration, i mean like Really Stunning and Malcolm gives a performance sooo great its just too grand for words, i think this is the best acting i've seen in a movie in my whole life, the whole cast was perfect. The new Language made my The Gang is just a Landmark, it will always be remembered, great words and awesome lines, The Music, OHH THE MUSIC!!!!!! I never would've thought i'd enjoy Bethoven This much! The Comedy, yes this was actually funny! How fucked up are these kids i mean, Beating up a BUM!? That's Hilarious...who would do that?! Well, Bottom Line, I think this is the most perfect movie of all time, Yes u can hate it, yes u can love it and still not be ur fav. just like my opinion but you can't deny its Perfectness, this movie is at the peak of movies, The Greatest Movie Of All Time, Hands Down, No Questions Asked.
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Best Movie Ever Made. Period. If This was a Nominee for Best Picture of the Year 2005, it would have my vote. Tear Came out at the end of the film lol :(
Their Love was just great, Rachel deserved the Oscar and Fiennes was Amazing, I actually thought that this actually happened, it was sooo GOOD! Really Believeable. its crazy that this movie has such low Ratings. I mean, many ppl love "You Got Served"? WTF! Crazy world...
My fav. Movie OF ALL TIME! Extremely Underrated, I loved this better than Crash, and i know most of you know how great that movie was. This Director is coming down as one of my Favs. now, he's just too great. If You Wonder why i love this movie so Much, well i just do, its got 2 things dat i want in a movie, Perfect Cinematography, its Drama and Love, COMBINED!!!! My fav. Genres! Just in Case, this Movie is not for Everyone! It is def. not For Everyone, Im sure once u watch it, you wont watch it again, but i will. I love this movie that much,
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One of the greatest movies of all time. Really shocking, Ralph Fiennes acting was just incredible, he got robbed yet again at the oscars. But that's not the story here, the movie itself is the masterpiece, not just the acting. The sound, Screenplay, Directing, omg This Movie was just too hard to watch at points. I though it would be worse, im not saying that what they showed is not bad, yes its horrible but i've seen a videotape of the holocaust that's 1 million times more haunting than this. Bottom Line, Amazing Movie, Steven's Best movie, EVER!!!!!!!! and one of the greatest performances of all time. not loved this movie, but you just can't deny how truly great it is. i mean seriously, who CAN love this movie? gotta be a fucking psychopatic motherfucker.
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my fav. animated war film, ever.
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Chaplin is a Master!
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A Hitchcock mo' fcking masterpiece! This is quite possibly my fav. of his work but Vertigo is up there aswell. So, This movie is NOT scary at all, The Suspense is amazing though, the acting is incredible and the score is quite possibly the greatest musical score ever in a horror movie. Don't get me started about the ending, unlike some stupid fucks in this site i don't like to spoil not a single scene in the movie so with that being said, just watch it, The beginning some might find boring but after we see Bates for the 1st time, the movie kicks in incredibly. Greatest Horror movie ever, a fucking Epic.
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Just what the case says, One of the best films you will ever see. This movie is the greatest mafia movie i've seen, the story telling, the ending, the friendship. Everything about it, its awesome. I wished this film would have won oscars but then again, its all a big fucking scam. You can tell that when movies like LOTR win 11 oscars.
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Yeah, Im writting A Different Review, my other one was kinda, Stupid? lol, well anyways....lets see. THis Movie is A Gem, Perfect Acting, Friking HYSTERICAL, great cinematography and yes, its not boring! So Yeah, i hope whoever reading this will watch the movie, u wont regret it, if u dont like it, at least u'll get a few laughs out of it. Classic Johnny Depp In HERE!!!! This is MY FAV. Movie Of 1994, Shawshank is better, but this one is my favourite.
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One of the best Sci-fi ever.
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One of the smartest movies I've ever seen, Amazing Film and If I saw it again, Which I will soon, I know I could quote this movie endlessly, Great performance by Gloria Swanson.
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I cry everytime i see it, Hilary Swank was perfect for this movie.
"Always Protect Yourself"
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One of the greatest oldies of all time. Funniest ending and couldn't fit any better...Comedy at its finest and i'm sure people will love it...its too good not too like it
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Documentaries just don't get much better than this. I'm lost in words. This movie was just simply amazing. One of the most touching movies of all time and one of the BEST movies i have ever seen in my life.
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Zodiac, Fincher's LATEST masterpiece is up there with his Previous Works such as Fight Club, Se7en, and The Game. All four of these movies had something special that many movies seem to lack, Suspense. Zodiac by far was the most suspenful one.
It tells the story of the serial killer that horrorized San Francisco in late '60s and the '70s. Due to the killing spree and his infamous "riddles" a cartoonist (Jake) gets obsessed with the case and makes it his ultimatum in life to find out who the Zodiac Killer really is. That basically sums up the plot but The Cast, Oh my god! This cast is what made the movie by far the most suspenful movie of this decade. There hasn't been a movie that builds up so much intensity in its climax and althought you've heard that the ending doesn't really deliver because SPOILERS!!!! he is never caught (althought i do believe that is what the guy he pointed out at the end) SPOILERS END!!! how could it be any better? Fincher took this complex screenplay and directed it at his finest, not leaving a single plot-hole in the way. There couldn't be a better ending, so if you bitch about that, you have to lay off the movies. I've made clear that this movie is about a serial killer, it doesn't mean its a Hostel, so don't get your hopes up you sadistic bastards, This is mainly Psychological, not Gruesome gore for the hell of it. Gotta Love Mental movies, so if you disliked Se7en and loved The Hills have eyes ( I wonder why... ) You shouldn't bother with this movie as all that will come out of ur mouth will be "This movie sucks"
Now The cast. What can i say? We've seen Jake Gyllenhaal in October Sky, Donnie Darko and ( I haven't seen this one ) Brokeback Mountain. These 3 films are said to deliver his potential for acting, and he shows it in this movie, He is the reason all that suspense is build up in the last hour of the movie. Mark Ruffalo was great too, i think one of the better roles of his career. I saved the best for last, well at least favourite, Robert Downey Jr., This guy can play any role! seriously, Chaplin back in '92, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang a couple of years ago and now this, I got a feeling Iron Man in a couple of years will be a blast thanks to this guy. He played the writter-to-be-drunk and he was great playing both personalities haha. Overall, Amazing Cast. Keep in mind too, those are the Main actors.
Screenplay and Directing i will blend in together since they always relate. I'm yet to read the book this movie is based on, but i think most of the stuff was written to perfection, I could be wrong but hey I'm satisfied with the end results. Should i really get into Fincher's directing? I don't think i should, Just keep in mind the 1st 10 minutes of the movie and the last hour of it, also the 2nd killing, those really show what great directing can be. The atmosphere was just, awesome, It definetly looked like what San Francisco was back in the day, Thumps up to Cinematography.
Phew, this is my longest review yet! lol, but hell i'm inspired. I won't really go into every aspect of the movie as i have already made clear that the main ones are incredible but i will say that the score really fit the mood.
In Conclusion! (FINALLY YAY!) Best movie of 2007 by far, better than basically 95% of last year's movies. Greatest Thriller i've seen since, well, Saw, but this was obviously better. Fincher if, by some act of God you're reading this, Thank You, This movie is a Modern Masterpiece, I know movies are turned to classics after a couple of decades but you shouldn't worry about this one, as it already is one. Before closing this incredibly long review, This movie is 2 hours and 38 minutes long, If you think its too long, Why have u bothered with Lord of The Rings and Titanic? that's what i thought so shaddap! One of my new personal favorites, Fincher's Smartest Film, Love his achievement
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great film, best acting i've ever seen in a film. all of these actors are just flawless and the thing dats BS is dat none won an Oscar.
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this is the funniest love story EVER!!!!!!! omfg, i love this movie, its stupidness reaches the highest level.
CUTEST MOVIE EVER!
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ONE OF MY NEW FAV. MOVIES!!! FRIKING AMAZING!!! Eh Mate? lol, those accents always get to me. Damm, I WANTED MORE!!!! One of the best drug movies ever, Greatest Soundtrack Ever, and a cast so perfect that puts many alot of movies to shame. *cough* Titanic *cough*
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To say that Grindhouse is a masterpiece of two creative minds coming together with a big bam, is well....not fair lol. So what's so great about this movie? 1st of its 2 movies in one accumulating to 3 hours and about 10 minutes total. sound long? trust me, its not.
How should i review this movie? separated, one for each or just straight up? Well fuck you, i don't care...im doing it my way. So lets start with Planet Terror.
Before planet terror starts, and before starting my review i gotta say...this movie has got the best trailers, of all TIME!!! yep, the greatest...Bloodiest, disgusting, funniest, nudity, *boobies* =), you name it..its there! Machete was one of my favorites "You just fucked with the wrong mexican" roflll! come on! that's fucking class!
So, Planet Terror. This is Rodriguez movie ok? I thought it was gonna be pretty gay, and it was lol. Corny, Cheesy, Fake, Bloody, Disgusting, and probably the funniest out of the two BUT that doesn't make it God. Most punch liners in this one are cliche's like this one SPOILER***!!! -a girl is sent to hospital- "yep, this one looks pretty bad, seems like a no brainer" -turn her head, her brains are gone- LMFAOOO!!!! Jesus Christ, This shit was soo fucking good!!!! The Bone Shack of course, memorable place haha. This movie delivered some great comedy. If you're faint hearted and can't take gruesome violence and just gory at its best..i fucking spit on your face, and you have lost my respect lol jk. This movie is pretty much that. so if you are, then i'll say prob. avoid it but just try to give a shot cuz you never know if you'll like it or not. The "Missing Reels" are a fucking riot!!! won't spoil, you'll get it. Basically the story is about a virus or some bullshit that spreads around a town in texas or so and the movie takes place from there, i wont go into full details because i don't like spoiling movies at all. To all you mainstream fucks, You'll love this one...This is the one you'll definetly like because frankly, you'll get bored of Death Proof and its probably too good for you anyways so avoid it. =) overall, Planet terror? Hell lotta fun!!!! Best movie experience ever 5/5.
Death Proof, well this one's my favorite and don't think because of the Tarantino fanboism im not a fan boy, thats bullshit, i hate fucking fanboys anyways. So why was it better? well, its better because instead of just jumping straight to action and have absolutely no character development whatsoever (thats what Planet Terror is for, but its good at it) This one starts off slow paced....telling the story, how everything unfolds slowly..just how i like 'em.....it gets you more into the movie. So once Death Proof Starts, you'll prob. get bored because u can't take a good movie or you just suck but if ur gonna pay to watch this movie, this is the one to look for...It has got the most intense, funniest and greatest car chase scene of ALL, TODO, FINITO! Time! Best Fucking Dialogue out of the two, fucking hilarious and just plain smart writting. Death Proof is about this a stuntman that likes to kill girls for the hell of it, so he goes after this batch, one after another. In other words, this movie's about a bad mo'fucka dat is out to get bitches, he kills them and bam, out to the next gang. This one pack of girls decide to take revenge on him, and ohh they do...Funniest Shit of the whole movie. Wasn't bloody, It was hysterical, smart and packed with ALOT of memorable moments, such as the ending...its fucking Godly! 5/5!!
So in conclusion, now that my review makes no sense at all..ill sum it up here nice and slowly.. Its god. lol jk, Masterpiece of its class, not in general, just of its class. Gruesome, Funny, Entertaining, Gory, and not to mention once again, THE BEST FUCKING TRAILERS OF ALL TIME!!! Watch this movie, you won't regret it...and if you do, well you're probably one of the 3/4 of Saunders that are just fucking stupid and close minded when it comes to greatness. Yes that includes teachers aswell. Best Movie i've seen all year.
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falcon9gxgc posted 300 days ago
nice nice mine will be up soon