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"You want scarey?" "Well too bad this isn't scarey"

The cow says, "MOO", in english that means, "Sorry to burst you'r bubble people but the Texas Chainsaw Massacure incident never happened". And now about the film not being scarey, this film delivers next to no scares and it lacks any real suspense. Why did critics lable this movie as scary is beyond me. Do you still think there actually was a Texan guy who killed a bunch of people with a chainsaw? Let me tell you the true story, Ed Gein killed only two people with a gun and hung them from hooks inside his home, he did infact wear a human scalp on his head, and was obviously insane but he did not actually kill anybody by chainsaw. And that didn't even happen in Texas so seriously I have no idea were the whole Texas Chainsaw Massacre thing came froml. But there are unfortunetly real psychopaths that could be anywere in Texas or anywere in the world as a matter of fact I actually knew one, and you might even know one to.

Not as good as the original, yet still a good time of a movie. In the first movie things revolved in one general are. But in this sequel the protagonists travel to many cool locations in search of... you guessed it treasure. You already know how the movie ends but still you feel the adrenalyne as the chase unfolds.

Ohh now this is one helluva movie! Eye cannot fully express just how much eye loved this movie in one review but eye'll try. This movie gripped me as soon as it began. That hovering over the city scene was a true work of cinematography. And the bank robbery that soon followed wasn't to shabby either. The following scene with the mob and Scarecrow meeting up had a nice and errie feel to it. This movie didn't feel like a comic book movie at all, it felt more like an excellent crime drama in my opinion. Eyev'e always been a fan of the Batman series but Christopher nolan brings a whole nother dimension to the series. The movie just delivers one great scene after another, there isn't a dull moment in the entire film. While the action won't blow you away this film still has a number of stunningly staged moments of action and violence. Contrary to what the critics say this movie really isn't that violent. If you'r a person like me who likes to read reviews for movies before watching them you should know what eye mean. The critics lable it as being the most violent PG-13 movie they have ever seen. Me as an audience member have seen way more violence on a number of other PG-13 movies. The Dark Knight only had two scenes were a bit of gore was present, the scene were Bruce is stitching himself up, and when Harvey is in a plastic cover after his face is burned in an explosion right after Rachel dies. If you think eye'm spoiling the movie for you tough look chum you should have already seen the movie. This brings me to my finale stage of the review if you haven't seen this movie you're a disgrace.

What can eye say this is one of the greatest pictures ever made. This film is chock full of spectacle and wonder. The score is just epic. It won all eleven of its Academy Award nominations a World Record! That alone should be enough to prove this movie is a masterpiece. Eye can happily say this is a moment of cinema history were the movie triumphs over the source material it is based on,(book series by J.R.R Tolken). Sorry to say the same isn't so for the Harry Potter series. watch this film or people will die... starting tonight. Eye'm a man of my word...