My Favorite Movies

"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs ("Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth")."

"Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaauuuggghhhh'. He'd just say it."

"Nobody tosses a Dwarf!"

"Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho."

"Well, I'll only be 82."

"No, it's pronounced 'eye-gor.'"

"Hey, O'Connell! It looks to me like I've got all the horses! ("Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!")."

"We told him to go away, and away he goes!"

"Don't go into the long grass!"

"There's a big snake in the plane, Jock."

"I'll get you your money. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you're gonna have to answer to the Coca Cola Company."

"We're more of the love, blood, and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can't give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They're all blood, you see."

"Look at it this way; if you could do what I can do, then you would do it too!"

"That still only counts as one."

"They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, 'Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly.'"

"No! I'm madly in love with you and it's not because of your brains or your personality."

"As you wish."

"Well, it doesn't say that exactly, but somewhere there is something about a chicken."

"My sister was right about one thing. When we are forgotten, we cease to exist."

"No, I'm only joking. I'm not really Brian. No, I'm not Brian. I was only - It was a joke. I'm only pulling your leg! It's a joke! I'm not him! I'm just having you on! Put me back! Bloody Romans! Can't take a joke!"

"And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don't you know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well, I just don't understand it."

"I was cured all right."

"You see? The comsumptives plot against me. 'Will Shakespeare has a play, let us go and cough through it.'"

"We always knew you were a whoopsie."

"It looks, after all, as if
you will see Berlin before I do."

"I don't know what he was saying. I don't speak French that well. He used a lot of phrases that aren't in my phrase book."

"Absolutely. Two little mice fell into a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned, but the second mouse, he struggled so hard that he eventually churned that cream into butter and he walked out. Amen."

"It was beauty killed the beast."

"My name is Paikea Apirana, and I come from a long line of chiefs."

"I'm sorry my sister turned you parents into pigs, but there's nothing I can do. Its just the way things are."

"Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions."

"You got a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo."

"Yes, that is all."

"I must tell my birds!"

"You know, I've always loved...this room."

"Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire."

"My father was an excellent swordsman, monsieur. He taught me well. Now hand me that key or I swear on his grave I will slit you from navel to nose."

"I ain't kissing no egg!"

"You killed the car."

"He cannot hear you. He's nothing but a piece of stone with the head of a bird."

"It is a well-known fact that fairy beasts never eat a child when he is tucked into his own bed."

"Just think of all the trouble we could have saved ourselves if we just threw fruit at him in the first place!"

"Don't worry Wilson, I'll do all the paddling. You just hang on."

"I never did it either. I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar.'

"When I think of his last great battle, a lump comes to my throat. It takes a man who knows no fear to wrestle with a goat."

"I thought you were gonna persuade the river guardian to join my team for the uprising and here I am sort of... river-guardian-less."

"I was a junior chipmunk, uh, and I had to be versed in all the woodland creatures."

"Sometimes, I guess there's just not enough rocks."

"Yeah, my no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather, that's who it is."

"Nothing wrong with being a Cobbler. Why can't I ever talk when it matters?"

"Great Scott!"

"Shark still looks fake."