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Star Trek - PG-13
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Karl Urban and Simon Pegg both "rulz" respectively.
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May 17, 2009
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N/A
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Hannah Montana: The Movie - G
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May 17, 2009
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N/A
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The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past - PG-13
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May 17, 2009
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N/A
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X-Men Origins - Wolverine - PG-13
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It was better than X-Men 3... but so is eating steel wool.
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May 17, 2009
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N/A
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Angels & Demons - PG-13
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Looks lame. I want Big Forrest Gump The Burbs Tom Hanks to save Lamegels and Peemons Tom Hanks from this career path... and also Private Ryan.
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May 17, 2009
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N/A
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Management - R
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May 16, 2009
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N/A
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The Brothers Bloom - PG-13
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May 16, 2009
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N/A
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White Chicks - PG-13
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September 17, 2008
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N/A
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The Incredibles - PG
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Great movie, I teared up when the daughter took responsibility for her brother. It reminded me of my vagina. Really though, most of this is true.
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September 17, 2008
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N/A
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Donnie Darko - R
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Very thought provoking movie. I like it. 'Specially 'cause the P. Swayze is mah man!
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September 17, 2008
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N/A
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Finding Nemo - G
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Good, but no Toy Story.
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September 17, 2008
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N/A
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Ocean's Eleven - PG-13
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Gneh... Clooney.
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September 17, 2008
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N/A
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Mean Girls - PG-13
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September 17, 2008
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N/A
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The Matrix - R
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The second two installments, not so much.
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September 17, 2008
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N/A
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School of Rock - PG-13
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September 17, 2008
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N/A
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Saw II - R
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September 17, 2008
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N/A
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American Pie - R
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I liked it when it came out, but it failed the test of time. It got a score boost for Shannon Elizabeth's quality performance.
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September 17, 2008
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N/A
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There's Something About Mary - R
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Ben Stiller in his prime.
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September 17, 2008
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N/A
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Quarantine - R
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I kind of want to see Cloverfie- I mean Quarantine.
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September 17, 2008
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N/A
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The Express - PG
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September 17, 2008
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N/A
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Ghost Town - PG-13
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September 17, 2008
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N/A
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Cool as Ice - PG
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I watched this movie with every intention of loving to hate it. Much to my dismay, it's actually a well written, directed, and dare I say, acted film. I swear, I'm not being sarcastic.
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March 28, 2008
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N/A
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The Marine - PG-13
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Thankfully it's not every day that I encounter horrific truths that further devastate my already meager remnants of faith in humanity. But when I see almost 47000 people awarding an average of 3.5 stars to a film starring an over-hyped professional wrestler (and it isn't Suburban Commando, starring Hulk Hogan), my mind explodes more unnecessary amounts of times than every innocent building John Cena enters in this unagi-fueled masturbate-a-thon.
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March 27, 2008
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N/A
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The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters - PG-13
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I've been CHIMPatized! Ah, puns.
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March 27, 2008
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N/A
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Ratatouille - G
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Very entertaining and original... unlike this movie review.
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March 27, 2008
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N/A
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