| Movie | Rating | Review | Date | Your Rating | Match | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Repo! The Genetic Opera - R | i stood up and walked away from this movie TWICE. should have trusted my first impression and not even tried again. notably lovely, though, was a deliciously gothed out Sarah Brightman (as Blind Mag), but even she couldn't save this film. awful! | December 2, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Turistas (Paradise Lost) - R | what a waste of 90 minutes of my life--gah! the acting wasn't particularly shitty, just he story and some of the effects. it still rates two stars though for making me squirm during the underwater cave scenes. | December 2, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Sword of the Beast - Unrated | watching... | August 27, 2009 | N/A | |||
| You Don't Mess with the Zohan - PG-13 | my 3-year-old's comment is the perfect review... "can we turn off this stupid movie?" | July 26, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Watchmen - R | i dig superhero movies, but for some reason i'm apprehensive. hrmmmm... | July 25, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - PG-13 | what an odd movie. | July 8, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Gran Torino - R | pretty damn good | July 8, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Inkheart - PG | this is the next rental for the kiddos. looks pretty good. | July 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Paris Je T'aime - R | small stories about a big thing... LOVE. really interesting and enjoyable. =) | June 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Batman & Robin - PG-13 | as awful as i think this movie is, that's how much the kids LOVE it, lol. | June 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Ali G Indahouse - The Movie - R | extremely silly | June 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Star Trek - PG-13 | MUCH better than i'd expected, though i do have some minor issues with it. (more later) | June 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Americathon - PG | this looks sooooo awesome! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=965Alxl5b_U | June 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Die Mommie Die! - R | May 18, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| French Kiss - PG-13 |
yeah, it's silly but i LOVE it. "you people make my ass twitch." LOL! edit: upon the 50th viewing this is still a damn good flick. it's the chicken soup for my mid-life crisis. ;) |
May 10, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Young People Fucking (Y.P.F.) - Unrated | very funny. still laughing about some of the jokes the next day. | May 10, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Fall - R | watching... (finally!) | May 6, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Kabluey - PG-13 | May 6, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| X-Men Origins - Wolverine - PG-13 | wow, i skipped dinner to see this movie and i wasn't disappointed, as the beefcake was DELICIOUS!!! woo-hoo! Jackman, Schreiber, Reynolds (who never particularly impressed me before but is apparently GODLIKE) were all fabulous, and i cannot fail to mention Taylor Kitsch, who was a pleasant addition both to the story and my fantasies, heh. though it was perhaps a bit difficult to concentrate at times, ahem, the story was quite good and gave us a great insight into Wolverine's childhood traumas and tragic history and resulting hatred for the military. great story, great acting, occasionally great CG (though a few times REALLY disappointing). recommended. | May 3, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Exorcism of Emily Rose - PG-13 | May 1, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Hamlet 2 - R | "My life is a parody of a tragedy"... lol! there were *SO* many funny, quotable lines! this was a great show and oh so sacrelicious. ;) recommended! | April 30, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Midnight Meat Train - R | kind of a let down. | April 25, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Haunting in Connecticut - PG-13 | GREAT trailer! | April 25, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Times Square - R | OMFG!! a blast from the past! re-watching now... eeeee! cool!!! | April 19, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Born Rich - Unrated | hmmm... very illuminating documentary | April 13, 2009 | N/A |