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Black Narcissus - Unrated
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Nun's go crazy on an Indian mountain side, whilst living in the former palace of an Indian prince.
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November 24, 2009
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N/A
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Hellsing I - Unrated
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An interesting and innovative take on the Vampire legacy. Although those who've seen the entire series will admit Arucard is by far one of the more superior vampires ever thought of!
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November 24, 2009
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N/A
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Zulu - Unrated
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A classic for a good reason as Brits take on Zulu warriors in this tale based on true events that saw a small group fend off the Zulu tribes.
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November 24, 2009
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N/A
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Mrs. Santa Claus - G
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Feeling bored and unappreciated Mrs Claus goes for a quick trip round the world only suffering Reindeer trouble over New York (surprise, surprise) and so works for a hard-faced business man who's attitude to the toy industry isn't what it should be. oh and she also helps fight for women's rights!
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November 24, 2009
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N/A
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Santa Claus - The Movie - PG
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How Santa got the job! but one elf is put under scrutany and so joins a business tycoon in the possibility of regaining Santa's favour.
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November 24, 2009
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N/A
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Scrooge (A Christmas Carol) - Unrated
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A reasonable version of A Christmas Carol where our protagonist is played very well and in all fairness is a good rival to Micheal Caine in the Muppet version.
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November 24, 2009
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N/A
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Dirty Rotten Scoundrels - PG
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Two con-artists try and pull a fast one by trying to reach a cool £500,000 profit out of one lady, only each is out to prove that they are better than the other.
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November 24, 2009
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N/A
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Wall Street - R
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Greed is Good! utters Gorden Gecko, unfortunately Charlie Sheen's keen Bud Fox is out to make the same kind of millions, unfortunately how those millions are earned is something that Bud is unable to cope with.
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November 24, 2009
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N/A
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Kingpin - PG-13
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A pro bowler loses his hand and proceeds to teach others, along the way meeting an Amish boy who shares the skill he once had, who teaches him that his disability shouldn't hold him back.
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November 24, 2009
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N/A
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Pete's Dragon - G
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Live action Disney, Pete's a runaway who takes shelter with the lighthouse keeper and his daughter, unfortunately a swindler is out to steal his dragon and use him for make shift potions.
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November 24, 2009
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N/A
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Reach for the Sky - G
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Basically a story of the leader of the flying corps who fought the battle of britain and his heroic struggle as he losses both his legs and manages to overcome his disability to prove how his skill couldn't be held back by a simple disability.
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November 24, 2009
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N/A
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Michael Clayton - R
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Basically he's a fixer, sorts you out in a pinch. However when he has to help a company cover up that their CEO has gone completely stark raving mad, suddenly he finds things going a little out of sorts and his life in danger.
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November 24, 2009
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N/A
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The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure- - G
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Stop the egg thieves and raise a baby T-Rex before returning it to it's mother simple no?
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November 24, 2009
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N/A
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Children of the Corn - R
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Children possessed? maybe, but basically under the teaching of the preachers son they kill all adults and nearly kill a passing couple who just need somethin to eat & some gas as they pass through!
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November 24, 2009
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N/A
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BASEketball - R
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Tey and Matt invent a sport which is blatently in line with their own humourous efforts, like usual the clever jokes may be overlooked but basically everyone just learns to get along!
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November 24, 2009
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N/A
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The Land Before Time III - The Time of Great Giving - G
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the dino's re-unite in order to escape the valley as a fire sweeps through and dry's up the land and food supply, in the end they get along by learning the lesson of Sharing!
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November 24, 2009
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N/A
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American Ninja 4 - The Annihilation - R
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A good half arsed excuse to get Joe and the rest back into action as one half get captured and Joe becomes the rescue team. Laugh out loud entertainment.
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November 24, 2009
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N/A
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The Jazz Singer - Unrated
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A young Jewish boy defies his father's wishes to be a Rabbi and turns to the evergrowing entertainment industry as a Jazz Singer.
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November 24, 2009
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N/A
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The Enforcer - R
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3rd Dirty Harry film, this one surrounds a bunch of renegade extremists who capture lots weapons and murder Harry's partner forcing him to have a female partner in compliance with the city's pro female initiative!
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November 24, 2009
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N/A
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Sudden Impact - R
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The 4th Dirty Harry film, although I'd personnally say that it's more of a straight up cop film, as Harry ventures further down town and into Sao Paulo, where someones shooting people's nuts off, kinda not the way any guy want's to go!
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November 24, 2009
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N/A
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Magnum Force - R
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A watchable film, the 2nd in the Dirty Harry series, this film is about a bunch of renegade biker cops punishing the unjust, it's up to Harry to solve the case and find out why!
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November 24, 2009
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N/A
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Doomsday - R
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A virus has been released in Scotland, so they seal it up and leave the inhabitants to rot! Then several years later same virus appears in London...hmmm what to do? Wait survivors live in Scotland along with a scientist who's suppossedly found a cure....oooooooo! So send in a crack squad of scientist and military assetts. Unfortunately a large number of these people die by punk cannibles and so the mission is now under more threat than it ever was! Neil Marshall as usual has this amazing way of making blood and guts flying across the screen somehow engrossing does he not?
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November 24, 2009
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N/A
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Twilight - PG-13
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I feel I'm being overly generous with this rating as the film's plot is basically really silly. Girl falls for Vegan vampire (what's the point if they aren't munching on humans? I mean 'The Little Vampire' had a good excuse for this but there's no reason given!) he looks really shiny in the light (so that's the option of bursting into flames straight out the window! Plus this kinda means that it's stolen the Anne Rice theory that they resemble a form of porcelin). They play a game of baseball in a thunderstorm (no reasoning given at all, apart from your own assumption that they can't find an empty field in the middle of nowhere in the night?) I really can't be arsed to carry on this review as it's just making me feel worse having to point out all it's immense flaws & faults!
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November 24, 2009
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N/A
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Scanners - R
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it's about people with the ability to read minds and bend peoples will. scary thought, more so when you realise that those who could probably wouldn't even be aware to you.
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November 4, 2009
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N/A
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The Tramp - Unrated
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November 4, 2009
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N/A
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