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Edgeplay: A Film About The Runaways - Unrated January 5, 2010  
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer - PG-13 January 4, 2010  
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Seven (Se7en) - R Overrated, by the numbers cliché fest. A downer ending and Nine Inch Nails aesthetic does not a masterpiece make. January 2, 2010  
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8MM - R January 2, 2010  
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Nine Inch Nails Live: And All That Could Have Been (Fragility) - Unrated A truly great concert. December 29, 2009  
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Just Before Dawn - R December 29, 2009  
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Picnic at Hanging Rock - PG December 28, 2009  
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Frankenstein - Unrated December 28, 2009  
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Stalker - Unrated December 28, 2009  
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Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens (Nosferatu, a Symphony of Horror) (Nosferatu the Vampire) - Unrated "And when he had crossed the bridge, the phantoms came to meet him."


Haunting, visionary, immortal. The first retelling of the "Dracula" mythos, and probably the best. The film is exquisitely photographed, and the images, the first of its kind, laden with the power of archetype.


The amazing use of shadow, stop motion, lighting (Count Orlock literally steps into and out of the darkness) has been well covered, but what stands out to me the most are the positively Lovecraftian elements. Insanity is the Count's herald: the closer characters get to him the quicker their mind begins to unravel. The town, upon his arrival, is besieged by a plague (the plague is, of course, the Count's need for blood, but it is interesting he brought rats with him) and it is only through a willing sacrifice that matters are resolved.


Max Shreck set the tone for subsequent Draculas by making his Count not an evil figure, but a pathetic one whom kills to survive, believes he has fallen in love and ultimately dies for it. The scene where he is looking, out his window, into his female neighbor's room is very moving, and illustrative. There have been dozens upon dozens of Dracula films, but only 3 of them featured truly original performances (apologies to the man-god that is Christopher Lee, who delievered one of the very best performances, but not exactly one of the most original), and this is one of them.


It truly is amazing to see how films today still use many of the same techniques Murnau first developed here, how many of the shots and sequences he created are now staples of the genre. Truly a beautiful, timeless work.


"The death-ship had a new Captain."

December 28, 2009  
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Nosferatu: Phantom der Nacht (Nosferatu the Vampyre) - PG Why remake a film that was not only flawless to begin with, but easily one of the best and most influential in the history of motion pictures? I don't know. All I can do is experience the final product and gush.


Herzog is one of the undeniable, certifiable geniuses of the past 30-35 years. As the writer-director-producer here he crafts a film that is, first and foremost, haunting and evocative. It carries with it many of the qualities of a dream. Not a nightmare, but a dream. He is famous for his 'voodoo of location' axiom, and it is rarely in display more so than here. The atmsphere that he generates simply by shooting on locations is astounding, but he also makes the locations themselves feel like sets. His shots are tight, sharp, rarely moving. The town feels more like a series of sets than a living, breathing place. This dichotomy makes the film exist on a different plane from most others. I have already called it a dream, but I cannot stress that enough.


Herzog is very respectful of the original and many of the subsequent retellings of the Dracula mythos. There are references to Lugosi ("Children of the night..."), Hammer's Draculas (the muted, pastel colors, some of the wardrobes, the stagey feel and Isabel Adjani looks like a long-lost Hammer scream-queen) and, of course, to Nosferatu itself. Much of the shadowplay not only references the original, but is staggeringly beautiful and effective in its own right. The film's photography, in general, is spectacular. There are shots here, and sequences of shots, that should go down into genre history.


The consistent, subdued score goes a long way toward establishing the ambience from frame 1, and the film's first shot, while completely unrelated to the rest of the film, immediately draws you into this unique world.


Kinski is certainly the saddest of all Draculas (or Orlock's). His performance is so gentle, fragile, moving that all thoughts of the larger-than-life, force of nature performances (Aguirre, Fitzcarraldo) he is more known for dissapear. He generates considerable empathy for the Count, and his can enter the very short list (Max Shrek, Bela Lugosi, Christopher Lee, Frank Langella) of completely original performances as the character.


Is the film better than Murnau's "Nosferatu"? No. Even if it were, it couldn't be. It is not nearly as important, innovative or influential, but it is completely different, reverential, and uses many of the ideas in the original to create a startling new vision. It is a truly great film, surprisingly unknown, that bears experiencing.

December 28, 2009  
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Videodrome - R "The battle for North America will be fought in the video arena: the videodrome. The television screen is the retina of the mind's eye. Therefore the television screen is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore, whatever appears on the television screen emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. Therefore television is reality. And reality is less than television."



A pure Cronenberg film, one borne directly from the depths of his unconscious, with little to no outside interference is truly an indelible visceral experience, and something absolutely worth participating in.



James Woods is fantastic in his very demanding role, going for subtlety and nuance wher he could have easily overplayed and fallen into self parody, and Deborah Harry is a revelation to someone like me who never got to see her in her physical prime: absolutely stunning.



The film is a combination of Cronenberg's obsessions (identity, bio-technology, sexuality) with a series of messages/social critiques that may have seemed outlandish at the time, but today seem no less than absolutely accurate. It's frightening to think just how much this auteur, in 1983, got absolutely right. Today, Videodrome is more fact than fiction.



Alternatingly surreal, seedy and philosophical, always sexual and violent, this film is a must watch for intelligent genre fans and those with strong stomachs. A definite think-piece, told with the cold, clinical, detatched bio-horror that characterizes Cronenberg's work.



"Long live the new flesh!"

December 28, 2009  
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The Passion of Joan of Arc (La Passion de Jeanne d'Arc) - Unrated There has never been a testament to pain and endurance as profound as "The Passion of Joan of Arc". It is a singular, hypnotic achievement held together by Maria Falconetti. It is oddly fitting that this was her one and only screen appearance as she delivered what is quite likely the greatest filmed performance in the history of cinema.



To stare into her eyes is to be marked forever. She conveys such physical agony, such primal terror with a mere glance that it takes courage to hold her gaze for the duration of the film. It could very well have proven to be an impossible task were it not for the otherworldly calm she projects of one who has accepted their fate and forgiven those who sealed it.



Flawless, eternal, sublime.

December 28, 2009  
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Beautiful Boxer - Unrated December 26, 2009  
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Avatar - PG-13 Pandora is, at times, one of the great creations in modern cinema. The film, however, is a cut-rate "Dances With Wolves" with a happy ending tacked on. The fact Wes Studi is in both of them is not so much a tribute as a coincidence borne of ignorance. Oh well. December 25, 2009  
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Point Break - R The definition of a guilty pleasure. Great surf footage. December 24, 2009  
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Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel - PG December 23, 2009  
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Blood Diamond - R "Blood Diamond" is a cynical, particularly nasty little film which reinforces every single negative stereotype about Hollywood productions. Rarely has a film managed to offend me so, but that is nothing when compared to the sickening adoration the film is constantly lavished with. This is an arrogant, lazy, racist, simpleminded little job that was engineered for the sole purpose of filling a niche, fulfilling a quota. Los Angeles is permanently trying to convince the rest of the United States (and itself) that it is a progressive, open minded, knowledgeable bastion of artists and free thinkers. Films like this allow them to maintain that illusion while also raking in the dough. By dealing in stereotypes, short cuts and the assumed ignorance of its audience, the film tries to both have its cake (be a rallying point for Hollywood's chic social cause du jour) and eat it too (assuring a considerable profit and recognition by not risking the alienation of mainstream audiences offending potential big money investors). Thus, I find the film guilty of the following sins:

Sin #1: Despite being set in Sierra Leone, two of the film's three main characters are white. This is what is known as a "gateway" in Hollywood. Studio bigwigs are afraid that audiences will not be able to relate to a foreign culture so they opt to provide a character or characters for the target audience to empathize with. In short: we don't like black people, we do like white people, if we see white people we like being nice to black people we don't like, we'll grow to care about those black people. Edward Zwick ("Glory", "The Last Samurai") specializes in this. Offensive? A tad.

Sin #2: From its opening scene the film reveals contempt for its audience. Not only does it expect us not to know what african conflict diamonds are (despite the fact not all of us are ignorant drones, and the fact it was even the key plot point in Pierce Brosnan's last James Bond film for god's sake) but it expects us to be so stupid that the only way we can be told, for our own good, what they are is via the use of verbose, repetitive exposition in a scene that has nothing to do with the rest of the film. Every single character at that meeting knows full well what blood diamonds are. There is no reason whatsoever to call said meeting save for our benefit. The fact is, the studios felt we as an audience are so stupid that using any other means but the most direct and illogical exposition would be to go over our heads.

Sin #3: The film uses key issues as mere plot points and refuses to deal with any of them as anything other than action film set pieces, oversimplifying them to the only language big studios think we, the audience, understand: good guys, bad guys, explosions. One of the film's early sequences has the rounding up of children by a rebel militia. As the film progresses, the children will be indoctrinated and become part of the militia itself. The issue of rebel militias and civil war in Africa is, of course, incredibly complex and stems back as far the arbitrary establishment of territorial borders by the United Nations in the 1950s. The film sees it as a decidedly simple issue: rebel militias are clear cut bad guys who exist solely to enrich a lazy, immoral, debaucherous, gleefully evil warlord. He exists solely to cause evil and strife and has no other agenda of any kind. Any other "issues" that the film "raises" are simply mentioned, in passing, by Jennifer Connelly's character for no other reason than for the film to say it took place in Sierra Leone.

Sin #4: The film relies on ethnic stereotypes as shortcuts. I've already mentioned that the militia leader is a cartoon of a character, evil for the sake of being evil. What I haven't mentioned is why the film expected us to take it at its word without expecting an ounce of character or idiosyncrasy. The warlord is a large, muscular black man with a deep voice, a penchant for wearing sunglasses and a gun. This is such a pervasive ethnic image that is plastered day in and day out all over film, television, newspapers, magazines, t-shirts and album covers that the film felt it was enough merely to present it. In screenwriting theory 101, stereotypes are used for economic character development, giving a film the freedom to focus its energies elsewhere. The fact "Blood Diamond" felt that the we would accept the warlord's cartoonish behavior simply because he is a black, muscular, deep voiced man with a gun (an image that, studio bigwigs feel, mainstream audiences are immediately threatened by) speaks for itself.

Sin #5: The film is reliant on Hollywood's confused immoral-morality. Our one black lead, a pacifist, resorts to violence at the end of the film. It was perhaps justified as a portrayal of the lengths a father will go through for his son when the script was written, but in the film it plays as all action films do: the bad guy is evil and must be killed by a good guy, and good guys are not truly "good" until they have proven their valor via physical combat. Then and only then can we, the audience, root for them as "heroes". As if that weren't enough, the film's ending seems to argue that the solution to Africa's trouble is for it (and its inhabitants) to become more westernized either metaphorically (Djimon Honsou eventually learned "valuable lessons" from the supposedly-south-african-but-really-western Leonardo DiCaprio) or literally (by moving to England).

These sins are hardly the film's only faults, but any other problems I may have had with it (DiCaprio's on and off accent, the editing, the direction) are secondary and terciary. The fact remains, watching "Blood Diamond" in theaters was one of the more uncomfortable, unpleasant things I had experienced up until then. I felt dirty and cheated by the times the credits rolled, but above all else I felt angry. As this film proves for the hundredth time, when vile exploitation gets delusions of social relevance the results are infuriating.
December 21, 2009  
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Body of Lies - R Dumb, racist garbage. Ridley Scott must either have lucked into "Kingdom of Heaven" or realized after it bombed that nuanced portrayals of Arabic characters do not generate sufficient revenue for megabudgeted productions.

Best moment: Leonardo DiCaprio, who would fit right in at a SoCal frat party, passing himself off as a native Iraqui during the early portions of the movie and having no arabic character be the wiser.
December 20, 2009  
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Sharks in Venice - Unrated December 20, 2009  
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Is it Fall Yet? (Daria in Is It Fall Yet?) - Unrated December 18, 2009  
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Is It College Yet? (Daria: Is It College Yet?) - Unrated December 18, 2009  
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20 Million Miles to Earth - PG December 16, 2009  
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Earth vs. the Flying Saucers - Unrated December 16, 2009  
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It Came from Beneath the Sea - Unrated December 16, 2009  
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