michael's Talk

Command Performance

If I learned anything from this movie its, how cruel and ruthless russians can be. Oh and they love the vodka. It was good to see old man Lundgren back in action doing what he does best. KICK ASS. Dolph does it, over n over again.

This movie is really quite explosive, and gets down right brutal.Once again revenge of a a fallen family member is the motivation for terrorist acts.
How come the bad guys always end up shooting themselves?

Not a bad flick for a rainy day or cheap rental,still I can see why it wasnt released in theatres. Parts get a bit draggy, and acting is sparse but, the film delivers a strong climax. thankfully.

Orphan

This movie is great.
That little girl is very mean.

Lies & Illusions

Too much Christian Slatter, never a good thing, but Christa Campbell...WooF Woof HOOOOWWWLLLLL. ! Whoa Mama. and Helllooo Nurse.

but this movie is really a joke. CS plays it so hokey and stupid, in the presence of beautiful women, he acts like such a tool.

Cuba Gooding as the metro sexual villian, Im just not buing it or liking it. It just seems like little boys and girls playing secrent agent spy tag.

Rediculous. Pointless, an attempt to reinflate Slatter's ego. Just not a good movie.

Lies & Illusions

Too much Christian Slatter, never a good thing, but Christa Campbell...WooF Woof HOOOOWWWLLLLL. ! Whoa Mama. and Helllooo Nurse.

but this movie is really a joke. CS plays it so hokey and stupid, in the presence of beautiful women, he acts like such a tool.

Cuba Gooding as the metro sexual villian, Im just not buing it or liking it. It just seems like little boys and girls playing secrent agent spy tag.

Rediculous. Pointless, an attempt to reinflate Slatter's ego. Just not a good movie.

Idiocracy

Not quite the hit that Office Space was, but still an interesting and above average comedy. Its kind of like a post apocolyptic parody. The fall of civilization due to the rapid decline of intelligence and over abundance of sexually active morons. A brilliant topic and catalyst for outrageous behavior and slapstick comedy.

Luke Wilson plays perfect. Average Joe, stuck smack dab in a world where hes not so average anymore. He really shines as the do gooder that barely has a clue and doubts himself.

The movie in itself is an interesting social commentary based on recent events and traditions. Could this really be our future? Dear God help us all.

Idiocracy

Not quite the hit that Office Space was, but still an interesting and above average comedy. Its kind of like a post apocolyptic parody. The fall of civilization due to the rapid decline of intelligence and over abundance of sexually active morons. A brilliant topic and catalyst for outrageous behavior and slapstick comedy.

Luke Wilson plays perfect. Average Joe, stuck smack dab in a world where hes not so average anymore. He really shines as the do gooder that barely has a clue and doubts himself.

The movie in itself is an interesting social commentary based on recent events and traditions. Could this really be our future? Dear God help us all.

Observe and Report

I don't think I'll ever like a Seth Rogen movie.

I'm about to report what I've observed. This movie just like "Pineapple Express" is foul. Its so crude and obscene enough to make you turn away in mild disgust. Its certainly not the worst but its bad enough that it leaves a gross after taste in your mouth. However, it is a comedy, and comedies have the habit of really pushing the envelope on what is tasteful, and borderline obscene.

If shock value is all you?re looking for then this movie belongs in the same category as Jackass. Violent , perverse, and always politically incorrect, but thats what you should expect. Certain audiences love to laugh at lifes failures and F-ups. Seth Rogen and crew are always able to capitalize on that, but its a formula that can only seeks to improve by topping itself, ending in perpetual failure.

Dont get me wrong Im all for physical comedy, and outlandish performances but when you have to show full frontal male nudity more than once...it becomes corrupted.

The main character Ronnie is a product of his surroundings, and in many ways a victim of that society. He's confused, angry, and socially out of place because of it. This movie is actually quite emotional in its awkwardness and drowns you in the misery of backwoods middle America...

The story unfolds like you'd expect, when things go wrong, things go horribly wrong, and then finally things go back to normal. The 3 acts of servitude that Hollywood has come to embrace.

A turning a big turning point in the movie comes when Ronnie is heart broken and deceived by what was his sole passion in life, "Law Enforcement". Which goes to show that all that glitters is certainly not gold, and that being naive is a devastating vulnerability. A true life lesson that speaks louder than words.

Congratulations Ronnie you caught the pervert.
This is a below average comedy that only appeals to a distinct demographic.

Blood and Bone

Look out Ya'll here comes MJW. Im talkin bout Michael Jai White, the modern day Mike Tyson, no more like da black Bruce Lee. None other than the man behind the make up of Spawn, MJW does some awesome stunts and action moves that are out of this world. He's truley skilled and talented beyond words. His fighting style is off the chain, ferocious and faster than lighting making him look cool the whole way through.

In this movie MJW plays an ex con, seeking revenge for his best friends murder and set up. Needless to say he more than gets the job done, setting wrong right. The way he does it, 1 fight at a time in the world of ugly, illegal, street brawling competition, where the winner takes it all and the loosers go home busted, beaten , and broke.

A lot of top ranked pr fighters make the scene including Kevin Fergusson aka Kimbo Slice as a ruthless prison thug, and world renown female fighting sensation, Gina Carano . Other big MMA names like ,Bob the beast Sapp as Hammerman, Maurice Smith, and Ernest the Cat Miller perform, dooin what they do best. Nice to see real fighters getting camera time and a paycheck.

This movie aint no low budget deal, its got good editing, a hot soundtrack, a talented cast, and al in all not a bad script for a movie about street fights. If you liked Cradle 2 the Grave or Romeo must Die, you gotta check this out. Its Cool, its Bad, and its Bloody.

Expect to see some real brutality, sex appeal, hustlin, playa hatin, gang bangin,ghetto drama. the works. This is just a cool film.

Blood and Bone

Look out Ya'll here comes MJW. Im talkin bout Michael Jai White, the modern day Mike Tyson, no more like da black Bruce Lee. None other than the man behind the make up of Spawn, MJW does some awesome stunts and action moves that are out of this world. He's truley skilled and talented beyond words. His fighting style is off the chain, ferocious and faster than lighting making him look cool the whole way through.

In this movie MJW plays an ex con, seeking revenge for his best friends murder and set up. Needless to say he more than gets the job done, setting wrong right. The way he does it, 1 fight at a time in the world of ugly, illegal, street brawling competition, where the winner takes it all and the loosers go home busted, beaten , and broke.

A lot of top ranked pr fighters make the scene including Kevin Fergusson aka Kimbo Slice as a ruthless prison thug, and world renown female fighting sensation, Gina Carano . Other big MMA names like ,Bob the beast Sapp as Hammerman, Maurice Smith, and Ernest the Cat Miller perform, dooin what they do best. Nice to see real fighters getting camera time and a paycheck.

This movie aint no low budget deal, its got good editing, a hot soundtrack, a talented cast, and al in all not a bad script for a movie about street fights. If you liked Cradle 2 the Grave or Romeo must Die, you gotta check this out. Its Cool, its Bad, and its Bloody.

Expect to see some real brutality, sex appeal, hustlin, playa hatin, gang bangin,ghetto drama. the works. This is just a cool film.

Dragonball Evolution

An absolute insult. seriously WTH? the only thing good about this was the way dragonballs looked. Other than that...it was stupid as all hell. A horrible hollywood glamourization.

The title of Dragonball shouldnt appear anywhere near this ...god awful excuse for a movie. Overly flashy and full of cgi BS. The worst script imaginable, horrible acting, terrible casting. So much stupidity.

A complete slap in the face to the orignal source material. This is Dragonball americanized for tweenagers and metrosexuals. Could they have possibly done a worse job, could they have possibly put less effort into this?
yah sure but, its almost hard to imagine, this movie is deplorable.

Why do this? James Wong...how could you? How much did they pay you to rape the greatest anime / manga of all time? and are you happy about it? How do you sleep at night?

This is proof that A live action Dragonball or Dragonball Z/GT movie should never be made, why? because it doesnt transition well at all. Its too overbudget, and too exspansive., and way too hard to cast.

Dragonball Evolution

An absolute insult. seriously WTH? the only thing good about this was the way dragonballs looked. Other than that...it was stupid as all hell. A horrible hollywood glamourization.

The title of Dragonball shouldnt appear anywhere near this ...god awful excuse for a movie. Overly flashy and full of cgi BS. The worst script imaginable, horrible acting, terrible casting. So much stupidity.

A complete slap in the face to the orignal source material. This is Dragonball americanized for tweenagers and metrosexuals. Could they have possibly done a worse job, could they have possibly put less effort into this?
yah sure but, its almost hard to imagine, this movie is deplorable.

Why do this? James Wong...how could you? How much did they pay you to rape the greatest anime / manga of all time? and are you happy about it? How do you sleep at night?

This is proof that A live action Dragonball or Dragonball Z/GT movie should never be made, why? because it doesnt transition well at all. Its too overbudget, and too exspansive., and way too hard to cast.

Highway to Hell

theirs more to Hell than meets the eye..

Drillbit Taylor

With a nose like Owen's, its hard to believe he hasnt been in a couple bar room brawls. Even though hes not the meaniest or biggest looking guy, ya just sorta believe that he has your back, even though he plays a coward, and a compulsive liar, a con artist, and a worthless drifter.

Drillbit Taylor, cattchy name indeed. I really like the idea of this movie, it has so much potential but falls kinda flatt. The kids arent really funny, and thats a major dissapointment because most of the movie relys on them.

Owen does his usual bit, offering some not so brilliant words of wisdom , and make it up as you style of self defense. A bunch of Tom Foolery, horsing around with the kids and stuff like that, you get the drift?

All the while hes planning to steal from their homes and pawn all the goods for a one way ticket to canada, but along the way he realises he likes the kids, and he feels guilty for misleading them, but of corse its too late.

If you blink twice you might manage to miss a cameo of UFC legend Chuck Liddell, its so breif you wonder why he was even included.

This movie is kind of a toss out, a 1 day rental at best. Its quite mediocre and basically predictable. Its like an episode of any show on the Disney Channel, except for the final fight near the end.

Owen is kinda like this failure you want to laugh at yet look up to in a sort of familar way. He does that fairly well, in every film, but this one aint anything special

Drillbit Taylor

With a nose like Owen's, its hard to believe he hasnt been in a couple bar room brawls. Even though hes not the meaniest or biggest looking guy, ya just sorta believe that he has your back, even though he plays a coward, and a compulsive liar, a con artist, and a worthless drifter.

Drillbit Taylor, cattchy name indeed. I really like the idea of this movie, it has so much potential but falls kinda flatt. The kids arent really funny, and thats a major dissapointment because most of the movie relys on them.

Owen does his usual bit, offering some not so brilliant words of wisdom , and make it up as you style of self defense. A bunch of Tom Foolery, horsing around with the kids and stuff like that, you get the drift?

All the while hes planning to steal from their homes and pawn all the goods for a one way ticket to canada, but along the way he realises he likes the kids, and he feels guilty for misleading them, but of corse its too late.

If you blink twice you might manage to miss a cameo of UFC legend Chuck Liddell, its so breif you wonder why he was even included.

This movie is kind of a toss out, a 1 day rental at best. Its quite mediocre and basically predictable. Its like an episode of any show on the Disney Channel, except for the final fight near the end.

Owen is kinda like this failure you want to laugh at yet look up to in a sort of familar way. He does that fairly well, in every film, but this one aint anything special

Drillbit Taylor

With a nose like Owen's, its hard to believe he hasnt been in a couple bar room brawls. Even though hes not the meaniest or biggest looking guy, ya just sorta believe that he has your back, even though he plays a coward, and a compulsive liar, a con artist, and a worthless drifter.

Drillbit Taylor, cattchy name indeed. I really like the idea of this movie, it has so much potential but falls kinda flatt. The kids arent really funny, and thats a major dissapointment because most of the movie relys on them.

Owen does his usual bit, offering some not so brilliant words of wisdom , and make it up as you style of self defense. A bunch of Tom Foolery, horsing around with the kids and stuff like that, you get the drift?

All the while hes planning to steal from their homes and pawn all the goods for a one way ticket to canada, but along the way he realises he likes the kids, and he feels guilty for misleading them, but of corse its too late.

If you blink twice you might manage to miss a cameo of UFC legend Chuck Liddell, its so breif you wonder why he was even included.

This movie is kind of a toss out, a 1 day rental at best. Its quite mediocre and basically predictable. Its like an episode of any show on the Disney Channel, except for the final fight near the end.

Owen is kinda like this failure you want to laugh at yet look up to in a sort of familar way. He does that fairly well, in every film, but this one aint anything special

Year One

Hey guys i got an idea for a movie...ready? ........Jack Black as Caveman!
Brilliant, shoot,cut, print,release.

No no really im sure a whole lot of thought was put into this. LOL

Im convinced that Jack Black can do it all, in the world of acting, even Shakespeare. I really like Jack, his improvizational skills are phenominal, and he just has this crazy abstract mentality that people love. He's a total wild card, a loose cannon,and master entertainer. With Jack anything goes and ya gotta love it.

Michael cera on the other hand....ehh he has limited appeal but he is a good compliment to star opposite of Jack, whereas Jack is overblown and exciting, Micheal is very low key and fragile,traits he has become the master of. Yet all of his roles are the same, and will continue to be the same.

Your expecting "Year One" to be a dumbed down comedy well it is but , some parts will surprise you with its cleverness and creativity. Adding some hilarious interpretation to events and characters from the bible.
It really is full of guilt free laughs and sheer stupidity gone wonderfully right.

If you like physical comedy, similar to the three stooges, this will definitely give you something to celebrate. So get a couple of your monkey friends together or homosapien ancestors and see for yourself.

Year One

Hey guys i got an idea for a movie...ready? ........Jack Black as Caveman!
Brilliant, shoot,cut, print,release.

No no really im sure a whole lot of thought was put into this. LOL

Im convinced that Jack Black can do it all, in the world of acting, even Shakespeare. I really like Jack, his improvizational skills are phenominal, and he just has this crazy abstract mentality that people love. He's a total wild card, a loose cannon,and master entertainer. With Jack anything goes and ya gotta love it.

Michael cera on the other hand....ehh he has limited appeal but he is a good compliment to star opposite of Jack, whereas Jack is overblown and exciting, Micheal is very low key and fragile,traits he has become the master of. Yet all of his roles are the same, and will continue to be the same.

Your expecting "Year One" to be a dumbed down comedy well it is but , some parts will surprise you with its cleverness and creativity. Adding some hilarious interpretation to events and characters from the bible.
It really is full of guilt free laughs and sheer stupidity gone wonderfully right.

If you like physical comedy, similar to the three stooges, this will definitely give you something to celebrate. So get a couple of your monkey friends together or homosapien ancestors and see for yourself.

Superman/Batman: Public Enemies

Pretty freakin Monumental.

Superman is accused of...get this, killing a supervillian (GASP) and so..
A bunch a DC faces come out of the woodwork to collect a billion dollar bounty on superman's head.Becuz Super people gots to get paid. Oh and Lex Luthor is the president of the United States., and he has superheros working for him.Oh yah and...also theres a giant Kryptonite meteor heading for earth destined to kill everyone. Wait, what? Armageddon?
Gee I wonder what Dr Manhattan is thinking.

So ok wheres the Flash, wheres WW?, and wheres Green Latern? who knows who cares...Batman is here to help. How? uhh punch kick chop.

Yah oh wait Luthor is really evil..no way like duhhh. All bald people are bad

Did I just see Silver Banshee, Captain Cold, Icicle, Killer Frost, Mr. Freeze, Gorilla Grodd, Bane, Black Manta, Black Spider, Brimstone, Catman, Cheetah, Copperhead, Deadshot, Despero, Giganta,( takes a breath...) King Shark, Lady Shiva, Mongul, Nightshade, ( another breath) and Solomon Grundy all get beat up in about 3 mins? Yup sure did...Wow!

More fighting,...uh more fighting... oh look Hawkman and Captain Marvel. Now Batman is dressed as Hawkman and SM is dressed as Cap M...Ok?

Luthor is taking mass steroids and is making out with ugly fat woman, which he plans on having babies with and....yep u guessed it ,ruling the world. HAaa! Now hes inside a Gundam.

A joke about big boobs.....now Batty is in a half BM half SM Gundam WOOT..then alot more awesome fighting... Big boom at end. Dont worry Batman is still alive. Yippeeee.
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