Jason Duron (JasonDuron666)

Loose Screws is the LOOSE sequel to the Canadian Sex Comedy hit Screwballs, where a similar group of sex and titty loving misfits (some of which were in the original film as well) are all sent to a special summer school for misfits where they engage in more sexual debauchery and tomfoolery as they make up a point system for scoring, seeing boobs, and (as the ultimate prize) getting with French Teacher Ms. Mona Lott. Lots of silliness and nudity ensues, 80's style. While Screwballs may have had a somewhat more coherent story, Loose Screws completely blows it away with the female nudity. Sex hounds and perverts: our cup runneth over with Loose Screws. Lots of dick and fart jokes abound in this silly and raunchy 80's romp. Naturally, this is recommended for a specific type of movie fan, but those morons who think American Pie was the ultimate sex comedy should really do their homework and check out the REAL sex comedies. Who would have thought Canada could make some good ones too. While, movie-wise, Screwballs is a better product, Loose Screws definitely turns it up a notch. Not bad.

Screwballs is pure, classic 80's sex comedy at its finest. At a random high school (in America I'm assuming since they hang American flags even though this is a Canadian film), five random friends are all placed in detention thanks to the snooty, Homecoming Queen Purity Busch. Soon, the five friends concoct a plan to have sex with her, which finally gets taken down to just seeing her breasts since its next to impossible to get with Purity. Along the way, every guy tries some kind of method that winds up failing, though they go off the path quite a bit to score looks at other titties and have sex with other hot women all throughout the film, throwing out sex pun after sex pun. Plenty of jack off jokes, titty jokes, and shit jokes to boot as well. In the end, the gang concocts one last scheme to see Purity's breasts, which succeeds in a blaze of glory that has EVERYONE celebrating. Screwballs gets the job done by delivering a surprisingly funny 80's slapstick sex comedy. There are plenty of jokes and titties all throughout the run time. A couple of cons include some botched jokes that fall flat in the middle, where the story also suffers from awkward editing. Also, in the big finale, its great that the guys finally get to see Purity's tits, but the viewers were there for the journey as well and would have liked for a better look at them without the credits rolling over them constantly. Still, not a bad film though the Canadian interpretation of a sex comedy is much more different than an American, which is probably why many do not prefer this film. Even though its just titty comedy, it's good to be a little bit cultured. Pretty decent.

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