That Crazy Dane Cook

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What does Dane do to stop his grandmother from tickling him more?
- slap her in the face
- put her in a chokehold
- break her nose
- Punch her in the chest
What should they have called Dane's Speak N Spell?
- Speak N Bleed from the Anus
- Speak like the Devil
- Speak N Cry
- Speak N Die
According to his CD "Retaliation" What would be the worst thing to happen to Dane Cook?
- A shark bit your cash and prizes off
- John's son tried to kill him with his Daffy duck Raft
- He stands outside of the big party...in the rain....(sigh)...
- If while at the bottom of a pool, dying, a guy poured oil on top of the water and lit it on fire!
What Movie did Dane play WAFFLE MAN?
- Employee of the Month
- Waiting
- Mr. Brooks
- Mystery Men
According to Dane, what should everyone do at a bank?
- Tap someone and the shoulder, put gloves on, and tell them now would be a good time to leave
- Spray paint the cameras with clear paint
- Run in and scream WHERE IS THE VAN?
- Sign the back of your check with SHOOTYOUINTHEF***INGFACE and see if they notice
What would Dane do if there were a bunch of bees flying towards him?
- He'd flap his arms and curl up in the fetal position
- He'd Punch Every Bee in the Face"
- He'd bite their heads off
- He'd Iron them with his Monopoly Iron
What does the parking structure sound like?
- A Freakin Alien with Acidy Spit
- A chase scene from Chips
- An Evil Monkey
- His Speak N' Spell
Here's Anybody 3 hours into a game of Monopoly...
- F*** This Game! It's 4 in the morning grandma! YOU WIN!
- Oh Yeah? Do you have EARTHQUAKE INSURANCE?
- Do Not Pass Go You Cheating Whore!
- Someone S*** on the coats!
What movie did Dane play a Box Boy?
- Mr. Brooks
- Waiting
- Mystery Men
- Employee of the Month
In what movie does Dane play a photographer?
- Mr. Brooks
- Employee of the Month
- Mystery Men
- Good Luck Chuck
In what movie was Dane Cook a line cook??

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What did Dane want to take from church?
- The pews...they rock for backyard BBQ's
- The big glass windows so he could wake up like the Boondock Saints
- The whole bowl of those crackers and turn them into Christ Chex
- The collar of the priest so he could walk around saying YOU ARE HEALED!
What should they have called Dane's Slip N Slide?
- Slip N Bleed from the Anus
- Slip N Tear a huge F***in Gash in your thigh
- Slip N Get a Rash!
- Slip N Scream
What goes wrong during Dane's Heist?
- He lost his Monkey!
- The computer guy can't hack into the mainframe!
- He Can't Find the Van!
- His rope tripped the red laser thingys
What did the suck my d*** guy try out before his phrase caught on?
- Suck My Middle Finger!
- Suck my Back!
- Suck this toe!
- Suck my Rock!
How does Dane Cook determine the mood of people he meets?
- How's Your Mom?
- Dude, you gotta Dance?
- AHHHHHHHHHHH!
- By A round of applause how do you feel?
What show pilot aired in 2005 that starred Dane Cook
- Grilled
- Cooked
- Daned
- Retaliate
What arena did Dane perform in for his latest DVD Rough Around the Edges?
- Madison Square Garden
- Wrigley Field
- The Sydney Opera House
- Broadway
What flew off of the guy who got hit by a car?
- His Walkman
- His Shoes
- His Pants
- His Tooth
What HBO show starred dane cook touring with other comedians?
- Cooked
- The Super Tour
- Tourgasm
- A Vicious Tour
When Dane was on the Slip N Slide, Even though his dad forgot to check for rocks...
- He always slipped a couple under there before his dad went...so he could feel the pain he caused
- It was a good thing he was wearing that pad
- He used his sister as a Slip N Sled
- The Evil Monkey would get his dad back that night
What Happened To Mary?
- A Tire hit her in the face
- Got attacked by killer bees
- She got lit on fire
- A Shark Attacked her
According to Dane, What should everyone do at a party?
- Put little viagra tablets in everyone's drink and see who drinks
- Come with a monkey
- Show everyone your shark bite scar
- S*** on the coats
What's Dane Cook's Signal?
- Sticking up the ring finger
- The SUFI
- a big DC in the sky
- Pointing to your back
What did Dane do in the womb?
- Dance to YMCA
- head bang
- Jerk Off
- flash the SUFI
Who should clean up the mess he made coming through Dane's wall before his dad gets home?
- The Kool-Aid Man, that glass bastard
- His monkey, (I'm in the closet!)
- the Alien, you can't come in here all slimy like that!
- that freakin snake!
What was Dane's first job?
- Security Guard at a Mini-Golf Course
- The BK lounge
- Movie Theatre
- Lifeguard
What's the motto for Christ Chex?
- Even Little Boys like It
- OH YEAH!!
- Start Your Day Off The Holy Way
- Your move, holy man
What did Dane tell the gentleman to do at the putt-putt golf course?
- excuse me sir-get your putter out of the whale's ass
- Sir- that water isn't the best to drink
- No sir, that's not real grass, and we're not hiring for a lawnmower
- Sir-Do not eat the golf balls, this is a place of miniature business
Who does the old guy look like in the africa-kids commercial?
- He A Burl Ives Lookin Mother F***er
- He's a William Shatner lookin Mother F***er
- He a Kris Kringle Lookin Mother F***er
- He's a Dr. Spock Lookin Mother F***er
What day is Back in the day?
- Monday
- Tuesday
- Wednesday
- Thursday
- Friday
what did the guy at The Wal tell Dane after he cut him?
- I will F***ing kill you
- You die now Gaylord!
- You're Gay!
- You're A Silly Bitch
What's the best comeback for F*** you?
- Oh Yeah? GAYLORD!
- Nothing...that's the best
- The Middle Finger
- You're A Silly Bitch
Where does Dane want you to go after ordering at the BK lounge?
- Take a right at the Texaco station and find a guy with a yellow poncho, his name is Hank.
- Go to the second window so I can give you your freaking heart attack in a bun
- Take a left at the texaco station and turn right, find a guy in a clear poncho, his name is Gary.
- Grab the sweet and sour sauce
What does America Like to see the most?
- A Car Wreck
- A Guy get hit by a car
- A tornado fly a cow through the air
- An Alien
Where were you during the wreck
- In My kitchen, cleaning a dish
- In my room, eating oodles of noodles
- In my kitchen, bootin black tar heroine
- Taking A shower, but you hate steam
According to Dane's friends, what is going around when his one-night stand calls him?
- Babies!
- The Herps
- The Mouth Herps
- The foam-in-d*** disease
According to Dane, what should you do next time you puke?
- Find the hardest place to clean in someone elses house, and puke there
- Look and see what your ass is doing
- See how loud you can get
- See If you can sing
What is Nana during Monopoly?
- His beotch
- A cheating whore
- the fraudulent banker
- the punching bag
What pops out when you open the box of Christ Chex?
- an angel that says GOOD MORNING! LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL!
- A Monkey that hides in your closet
- A dude that says YOU ARE HEALED!
- A preist
What starts fun, but ends horribly?
- Tickling
- Swimming
- Dane's Awesome Day
- Dane's Awesome party
What did Dane's sisters do to his new Wranglers?
- They Bedazzled it and S***
- They soaked it in pickles
- They spray painted it with clear paint
- They Put his name is jewelry on the butt
What did Dane have to do to fit in with his family?
- wear a tampon
- wear a turtleneck
- like christmas
- play baseball
Who does Dane call when he's crying?
- His mom
- His dad
- His sister
- His ex-girlfriend
What Dr. Seuss movie is Dane starring in that premiers in 2008?
- Green Eggs and Ham
- Horton Hears A Who
- Seussical
- One fish, Two fish, red fish, blue fish
what is the best thing to do in order to score with a girl?
- Tell her you punched a shark in the face
- tell her someone s***on the coats, she can't go home
- Introduce her to your pet monkey
- Play Monopoly with her
What does the guy who got bit by a shark do to taunt the sharks?
- He caws like a seagull
- He has a shark rocket, and he shoots it at them
- He splashes around like a dolphin
- He punches them in the face

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