Black Heart (KillerClown)

Hell... Ontario, Canada... Ummm The Moon.....

Black's Favorite Movies


The Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Texas Chainsaw Massacre R
One of my most favourite movies of all time, since I was 5 years old. Still my favourite.
Halloween Halloween R
Scary? The scariest movie I have probably ever seen! Not only is the movie all-around scary, Rob Zombie's Michael Myers makes Jason Voorhees look like an angry retarded kid with a misplaced use for goalie masks. As awesome as the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake was, I really wish Rob Zombie would have had the chance to remake that. This movie surpassed anything I had expected, in one Horror movie, Michael kills I don't even know how many people! But throughout the movie, it is non-stop. I enjoyed seeing actors you rarely see in movies, or who only ever are given the small parts, Ken Foree, Bill Moseley, Sid Haig, Brad Dourif who played the stuttering gas station attendant in Urban Legend, and best of all: that good guy Chucky! I found it amusing that a lot of the characters from Rob's first two movies made appearances in this movie. The main thing that makes this great as well, is that it gives us an understanding of the killer. Whereas the 80's seemed to enjoy giving us superhuman unrealistic killers that kill for no reason, Rob gives us a movie not only with plenty of kills, more than usual for ANY Horror movie, any GOOD horror movie, but with a background story too. All of this packed into around 2 hours. I believe Rob Zombie is my brother, my long lost brother, because if I directed Horror movies, I would be Rob fucking Zombie. DEFINATELY recommended for ANY AND ALL diehard Horror fans!!! P.S. Michael Myers' escape was better in the theatre version. The rape scene in the DVD version isn't as good as the escape scene in the theatre. That's the only complaint I have about the DVD. But I am sure the scene is under "Deleted Scenes" on the second disc of the DVD. Why it was omitted from the actual movie is a mystery... But fuck it! This movie STILL RULES!!!!

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