Bill Bryant (kingmob6)

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Happy Birthday to Me Happy Birthday to Me R
This was something I finally got around to seeing in honor of my birthday, and the film is an average slasher with some memorable kills, one of the most notorious being the one on the cover of the DVD.

One of those films that may fall through the cracks, but has some fun moments and some corny bits worth heckling while waiting for the next death.

Rental.
¿Quién puede matar a un niño? (Who Can Kill a Child?)(Death is Child's Play)(Island of the Damned) ¿Quién puede matar a un niño? (Who Can Kill a Child?)(Death is Child's Play)(Island of the Damned) R
The story of a couple who travel to a remote village only to find that the children have run amuck and killed all the adults. It's widely well regarded among horror fans, but I think I might've missed the boat on this one. It's not a bad film, I just wasn't very sold on any thing the couple did while on the island.

I think i felt slightly put off by this film for the sheer fact that the husband sees a 12 yr old girl kill an elderly man in fron tof him, and he doesn't take his pregnant wife and LEAVE, he continues to wander-ass around this deserted village (ven lying to his wife about what he saw), he may as well have been wearing a sign reading 'Kill Me" across his chest.

It's worth a look and pre-dates Children Of The Corn by roughly a decade.

Bill's Favorite Movies


Swingers Swingers R
This was a film I absolutely hated upon the first viewing, and decided to give another chance a few years later. It has since become one of my favorite films of all time. A perfect intro to Vince Vaughn's dry, dead-pan prick style of comedy, and Favreau is great as his put-upon best friend.

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