LeelaRose
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| Movie: | Men In Black, The Bourne Identity, Supremecy and Ultimatum, The Secret, Pirates 1,2&3 |
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Ashton Kutcher, Johnny Depp, Jack Black, Ben Stiller, Keira Knightly,  Flixster - Share Movies |
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I wish this was me....lol!  Flixster - Share Movies |
| Quote: | ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN THROUGH... INTERPERATIVE DANCE |
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Yo my goofy freaky peeps!! I am a..........hm. How DO I decribe myself? Well..................I like to eat chocolate, fruits, italian food, my peeps, and goofing off. Yeah. Hmmmmm. this is harder than I thought.
Okay. I love to talk about nonsense, blab about.. I luuuuuv manga!! I like Naruto, Hands Off, Fruits Basket, Bleach, DNAngel and I C DED PPL. And just about anything else i can get my hands on. I LUV CSI LAS VEGAS!! Well, I guess this is all for now. Ta-ta!! Random Quotes I Love: My goals for the future: -Start an "evil organization" -Take over the world -Go to more cons! -pwn all teh nOObs "I think my heart just exploded with joy. Oh, wait, no. That was seething, undiluted hatred. Never can quite tell the difference. "Nothing says 'Condolences on the loss of your uncle,' like a ninja death squad in the night." "People who are crazy enough to believe that they can change the world, are usually the ones who do." -Steve Irwin R.I.P 1962-2006 I'm not a knight and I'm not a man, but I know more about honor, loyalty and nobility than you all do Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace. Geek-out: n. A type of seizure whose symptoms may include, but are not limited to: spastic hand gestures, high pitched squeals, rocking back and forth, uncontrollable laughter, and rapid fire emissions of "OMG!", "DUDE!" , and "THAT IS SO COOL!" The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. Molly picked up a rock." ?l? ??? ? ? ?l? ~? ??f_, )? You expect the culprit to be the least suspicious person but the culprit expects you to think that way. Or do you expect him to expect your expectation? It was so unexpected, I should have expected it Algebra: If its making sense, your probably doing it wrong. Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal. -- Demetri Martin I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack. -- Demetri Martin Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' " --Ronald Reagan "I am NOT stupid! I lack COMMON SENSE!" and she was serious When life gives you lemons, amaze people and make orange juice. It takes 42 muscles to frown but only four to reach out our hand and smack them in the head. "Homework is made of paper. We cut down trees to get paper. Homework Causes Global Warming! Every great idea I have gets me into trouble I pride myself in being cute and innocent-like a hamster and a chainsaw 10% Luck,, 20 % Skill,15% Concentrated Power of will, 5% pleasure, 15% pain and 100% reason to remember this name. Do we gaze at the stars because we are human? or are we human because we gaze at the stars, and do the stars gaze back? Questioning authority is important, but questioning reality? That is the most important. Consciousness That annoying time between naps. Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines. DON'T STEAL The government hates competition. Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win. God must love stupid people... He made SO many. I do whatever my Rice Crispies tell me to. I FOUND JESUS He was behind the couch the whole time. If we arn't supposed to eat Humans, then why are they MADE OF MEAT? In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. If you lack enemies, you are not doing something worthwhile. My karma ran over my dogma. My mind wandered and never came back. No, I didn't sell my soul to Satan, but we did work out a rent to own deal. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing those who opposed them. Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness. Sure you can trust the government... Just ask an Indian. Smile, your government is watching. Things haven’t been the same since that house fell on my sister. Who, ME? I just wander from room to room. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me. I’m not afraid of death! What’s it going to do? Kill me?" Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now, blue-green meat, thats REALLY BAD for you." You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person. Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there. There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing jell-o to a tree, for instance." To error is human, to really screw things up requires a computer I am handicapped, I'm psychotic! Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal With It. God is watching us. The least we can do is be intertaining Santa is watching us all the time. The least we can do is be entertaing Surprise your friends. Burn down their houses. If you can read this thank a teacher. By the time you are done reading this you will have wasted five seconds of your life. CAUTION! I break for Elves, Faries, Gnomes, Leprechauns, Unicorns, Dragons, & other invisible creatures only I can see Curiosity wont kill you, but it may scar you for life If a man lives on an island, and you take away the island, where does he live now? Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose. Life shrink or expands in proportion to ones courage The question is not whether we will die but how we will live. Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood Everyone thinks of changing the world, but never of changing himself Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music. If you are not living on the edge you are taking up way to much space. Do not confuse me with facts, my mind is already made up. Judge me all you want but keep the verdict to yourself. Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon. Do not worry I am a palm reader…*gasp* you will die-but don’t worry you will live through it. You have the right to remain silent; anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. We do not stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing. Don’t give till it hurts, give till it feels good Life may not be the party we hoped for … but while we are here we might as well dance! We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget he is someone today. If you don’t know where you are going you will probably end up somewhere else Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them Never buy a car you can’t push (like a hummer. What do you do if u run out of gas?) The early worm gets EATEN by the bird so why get up early? When everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane Birthdays are good for you, the more you have the longer you live Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once Don’t cry because its over; smile because it happened Happiness comes through doors you didn’t even know you left open I have to exercise in the morning, otherwise my brain figures out what I’m trying to do Sometimes the majority just means that all the fools are on the same side A bone to the dog is not charity; charity is when you share a bone with a dog, and you are just as hungry as the dog There is a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. The is no such thing as a bad day when there is a doorknob on the inside of the door When your dad is mad and asks you “Do I look stupid?”, Don’t answer Falling in love … I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful. -Manuel (age 8 ) Falling in love is like an avalanche and you have to run for your life - John age 9 If falling in love is like learning to spell I don’t want to do it-it takes too long - Glenn age 7 Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me. -Dave (age 8) We’re having creative differences-I’m creative, your different The bathtub was invented in 1850. The telephone was invented in 1875. This might not seem like much but, if you had lived back then, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without being bothered by the phone. Always do stuff that will make you look cool if you die in the middle of it I am not young enough to know everything When I'm driving here I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL CHILDREN PLAYING. I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children. I have a short attention---what? Please note that letting fireworks off in the hotel guestrooms is strictly prohibited. - sign in a hotel To invent you need a good imagination and a pile of junk-Thomas Edison You can accomplish anything in life, provided that you do not mind who gets the credit. The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it The things I want to know are in books; my best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read." -Abraham Lincoln If all else fails, stop using all else Men play the game, but it’s the woman who know the score I wonder if dogs think poodles are part of a religious cult When The Blind Leadeth The Blind … Get Out Of The Way Food is an important part of a balanced diet The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven’t thought of Forgive your enemies, it confuses them Don’t be afraid to go on the occasional wild goose chase, that’s what wild geese are for! Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbors party then being there We are all geniuses up until the age of 10 You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "My, you're right! I never would've thought of that!" Woman and cats will do as they please, men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. One of the greatest tragedies of life is the murder of a beautiful theory by a gang of brutal facts. Life is like a 10 speed bike, most of us have gears we never use Woman are more intelligent then men because they know less and understand more Anyone who still thinks the sky is the limit has no imagination All this talk of age is foolish, ‘cause every time I’m a year older everyone else is to. Getting old is a terrible waste of time He who dares to laugh holds the world in his hands Don’t anger a woman when she’s tired….or rested.. --H.C Diefback Even if the wings of birds are tied with gold, they will still never fly again The best way to destroy and enemy is to make him a friend The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to Life gets better as you get older…unless you are a banana… Any coward can fight a battle when he is sure of winning, but give me the man who has the pluck to fight when he is sure of losing. Remember, professionals built the titanic, amateurs built the ark. Don’t take life too seriously; you wont get out alive anyway When I die I want to go in my sleep, like Grandfather…not screaming like the passengers in his car Behind every successful man, is a surprised woman Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Never go to a doctor where office plants have died A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match with me at kickboxing He who laughs last didn’t get it Never buy a car you cant push Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible? Nuke the whales When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. -- Mae West I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant. Time flies when you don't know what you're doing. Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. -- Abba Eban Only those who attempt the absurd can acheive the impossible Crazy is a relative term in my family "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to." "Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it’s not true. I have the heart of a young boy in a jar on my desk" -Stephen King Caution: I drive like you do! Strangers have the best candy Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason Moooooove, I'm trying to speed! Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car I break for........................OH CRAP NO BRAKES There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead. Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young 186,000 Miles/Second: It’s Not Just A Good Idea, It’s The Law! A nuclear war can ruin your whole day. Adrenalin is my drug of choice. Adults are just kids with money. All stressed out and nobody to choke! Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. - Dorothy BAD COP! - NO DONUT!!! BARBIE AIN'T HERE!. Before giving someone a piece of mind be sure you have enough to spare! BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up! Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult Diplomacy Is Saying “Nice Doggy” Until You Find A Rock Do I look like a freakin' People Person? Do not believe in miracles - rely on them. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. Do not play a leap frog with a unicorn. Doctor's say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that. Famous Last Words Noo these windows are ok to lean on. Don’t worry it has airbags. Hey what’s that buzzing noise? Don’t worry its not that deep. One time at band camp. No, he doesn’t bite. Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel. ?? I can pass this guy. My brakes are fine. Nice doggy. I think it's trying to communicate... "Homicidal Tendencies"? Hey, you're Eminem, aren't you? "Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital." "This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." -- Western Union internal memo, 1876. "The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?" -- David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." -- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962. "So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, 'Hey, we don't need you. You haven't got through college yet.'" -- Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak's personal computer. "Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy." -- Drillers whom Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist in his project to drill for oil in 1859. "No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris." -- Orville Wright. "Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value." -- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre. "It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...". "Don't touch the red button!" Gee, that's a cute tattoo. It's fireproof. What does this button do? So, you're a cannibal. Are you sure the power is off? Pull the pin and count to what? Which wire was I supposed to cut? I wonder where the mother bear is. I've seen this done on TV. These are the good kind of mushrooms. . . I'll hold it and you light the fuse. You look just like Charles Manson OK, I'll go ahead and make your day. This doesn't taste right. I can make this light before it changes I can do that with my eyes closed look ma! no hands! Hey that's not a violin. Don't be so superstitious. Now watch this. "Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father." -- Darth Vader "A-four and a-three and a-two and a-one..." -- Lawrence Welk "Don't worry about the Rover. That's no cliff." -- NASA techie "And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about-- beeeeeeeep..." "How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?" -- insect "No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'" Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now. Let's split up, we'll cover more ground. I dunno, press the button and find out. Hello, is anyone home? Oops. Don't worry, it's not contagious. Awright, let's see, how do we work this thing? Trust me, I know what I'm doing. He can't hear us, he's miles away I'll be right back. I'm sure this isn't the poisonous kind. Don't worry, we outnumber them. Hey, what the hell??! Hey, what's that beeping sound? I'm sure it's just the wind. So, you're sure this isn't loaded? Calm down, of course I disarmed it! What, I never signed any organ donor papers! Well, it can't get any worse! C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it! Don't worry, they'll never find us in here! They can't hit us at this range! All you have to do is connect these two wires. There's only one way to find out... Hey, when it comes to driving on snow and ice, I'm the best there is. These pills are awfully small.. I'll take a few more to be sure they work. Stupid safety labels... No, no, these are safe, I've seen birds eat them all the time. Watch, I'll prove it! Blast off! Nah, they're blanks. Speaking of lost, where are we? Wheeeeeeeeee! I know this great shortcut we can take. Is that what I think it is? What? Everyone knows the Titanic is unsinkable. For God's sake, Kris, it was just a cheesecake No, no, no, let me fix it! "Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality." Short and funny quote by, Clifton Fadiman. I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the heck she is." Ellen DeGeneres. "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" Steven Wright "I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." Dave Edison "Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash." Jerry Seinfeld A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree." Spike Milligan "Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time." Steven Wright RANDOM THOUGHTS!!! *If the early bird gets the worm, then what incentive do worms have to wake up early? Death? *I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because everyone just thinks it is one of those lame mime routines. *if the police arrest a mime do they still tell him that he has the right to remain silent? *if a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? *Why do Tic Tacs have to announce that extra half calorie? Do you know anyone that has become hideously obese from eating breath mints? *Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder, but at the same time "Love is blind." Damn that's confusing...ah well *When technology advances enough to shrink cellular phones to the size of an actual cell, it would probably be a good idea to clone a bunch of them, because man, those things are going to be really easy to lose. *if guns kill ppl, then its pencils that misspell words…so why do we have spelling tests? *A hangover is the wrath of grapes. *I don't drink water. Fish f*** in it. *If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice? *The more we study the more we learn, the more we learn the more we know, the more we know the more we forget, the more we forget the less we know, why study? *All the king’s HORSES and all the king’s men? Are you kidding me? No wonder they couldn’t put Humpty together again. Just what did those idiots expect the horses to do, anyway? *Why is it when you turn on the TV you see ads for telephone companies, and when you turn on the radio you hear ads for TV shows, and when you get put on hold on the phone you hear a radio station? *If your married to a prostitute do you still have to pay her? *why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle? ~if sane ppl worry about becoming insane, do insane ppl worry about becoming sane? -totally stole that from my friend tori!!!- *if a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or naked? *wat happens if you are scared half to death twice? *why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up say your name and tell them you are an alcoholic? AHEM! BAD GIRL! NOT BOY! | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code GIRL!!! BAD GIIIIIRRL!!!! |
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CatastropheCrisisposted 4 days ago -
eh...sorry but i'm deleting my account b/c i'm never able to come online...so byezz
posted 10 days ago -
Hey everybody...ill be off of flix for...awhile D8....i cant tell u why,sadly...so bye :]] ill come back soon....I love u all so much 8DD <333
posted 42 days ago -
yo ppl, just came to say i wont be on alot anymore cuz im gonna be busy with my band, i only told some of u about it, i had this gig thing from school and when we finished playing our song this dude, idk who da hell he was, but he said he liked our song and told us to come to this one place idk but im only gonna be on like what, on the weekends, maybe once on the week days if i get lucky, but idk, byebye
ignore the ugly widget, i dont like it either ppl i found it in this one dudes profile, i just had to use it so blame him not meposted 47 days ago -
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youv just been licked O.O just dont pay attention to that love widget thing, i hate that thing i just got bored and wanted to freakin send something so...yea and i did steal this from kimmis profile, sorry kim but i was lookin for a widget...and MICHAEL didnt have one! u gota have one man...u too alex!...and dont think i forgot about u ada =_= cuz u know ur going down so to u ppl who dont have widgets...wow i bet im annoying the ass out of everyoneposted 59 days ago -
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