Whitey DeLucA (LickTheABCs)

Always hilarious, never poignant. The movie that seemed like it took for-fucking-EVER to be released arrived on my doorstep and I was as giddy as Sean Hannity at a lynching. This definitely isn't a film for everyone, but if you're an exploitation fan, there's no reason not to love this. It's relatively short but it's filled to the brim with many white ho's boobies, a pissed off puppet, sex acts that are illegal in about 17 of the 50 states and plenty of bodily fluids (of all kinds).

This is the find of film that just makes you feel like a despicable human being for just watching it. The blood effects don't really hold up that well, but the overall sleazy nature of the movie just makes you want to take a shower.