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Okay let me tell me you something about this Movie. Before watching THE PUNISHER I didnt know who Thomas Jane was. I always need a time to get used to with Movie which are based upon Comic Characters. However
The Punisher was one of the best comic character to bring up to life, way better then spiderman, superman, or batman.
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Harry Heck: You are one dumb son of a bitch. Bringing a knife to a gunfight.
[last lines]
The Punisher:
Those who do evil to others - the killers, the rapists, psychos, sadists - you will come to know me well. Frank Castle is dead. Call me The Punisher.
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John McClane:How about "Yippi-kay-ay, motherfuker - "
Where to begin I dont know. I must admit I was not a huge Willis Fan till this Movie was released. I have seen all Die Hard Series but this Hits them all. This is my Opinion duh. However we went for this in Theater BUT I bought it as soon it was released on DVD and I must admit Hell I enjoyed as much as I did it in Theater the first time.
...ACTION ACTION ACTION. Cars flying all over the place. Things blowing up. DAMN!!!! Just when you thought you saw the coolest stunt and most unbelievable action sequence... wait, there's more.
I did not like Timothy Olyphant in this one nor was I really Happy he was chosen for Hitman which was a fuckin huge Dissapointment.
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Action packed from beginning to end. That X-ray thing was so cool plus the Scene where Jet Li and Aaliyah kick ass in a style I have never seen. It has great Funny Moments as well. Chinese gangster flick and hip-hop movie, mixed in with stunning fight sequences from the greatest martial arts actor alive JET LI!!. Great Soundtrack.
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I must admit, Riddick was even better then Pitch Black. Great Acting, Great special effects. I love this Movie. I enjoyed the first one in Germany and this one in German as well. The Voice in German is just great.
Pitch Black and Riddick always moves me to think if Vin Diesel could be a great as Sam Fisher. (Tom Clancy`s Splinter Cell)
However, Vin Diesel was just convicing as a COOOOLLL GUY. Nah I just love this Movie in German language. By the way the Voice I m talking about, even Steven Spielberg was impressed by the voice of Martin Kessler.
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lmao. A goody for all Mel Brooks sick sense of humor fans, including meeee!!
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I loved this Movie. Everytime I watch the repeats I just Laugh ma Ass off...Its totally Funny...
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I just love this Movie. I think I have seen it about 5 times and never got bored. The Voice in German is so cool. I enjoy this Movie in German language. Its one of my Favorate Voice they had chose for Riddick which normally is chose for Nicholas Cage since CON AIR. I love the Plot and specially Vin Diesel in this Movie. Wuf wuf. Vin Diesel is just cool in this Movie. Ayee
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Riddick: They say most of your brain shuts down during cryo-sleep. All but the primitive side, the animal side. No wonder I'm still awake.
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Why why why do people decry films like this, ok it`s not a good film, but it`s a lot better than some films made in the 90's, Jeff Fahey is good as the leader of the Delta Force, Joe Lara is ok as the 'baddie' and it`s nice to see Hal Holbrook doing his stuff.
If you want some escapisum this is ok and it`s no worse then any of the TV series 'The A Team'...give it a try, the story line is not to bad either...come on it is a 'B' grade movie but live and let live...
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This is for the Video Gamers or Ex Video Gamers like me. When I watched this Movie, it was like as if I was in the Middle of it. It Scared a Hell outta me. I just love This Movie. For those who liked this Movie and they are Video Gamers, I recommend a Video Game called Curse
Haha and the Best about the Movie my Fav Character STAYED ALIVE ;) But I dont wanna spoil for those who havent seen it yet.
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What I like about this Movie. Facebreaking from begining till the End. I agree the Plot could have been better, though I dont care as long there are those cool Action scenes.
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This has to be one of the best "unknown" movies I have ever seen. Based on a true story "Stander" deliver the goods in all terms.
Why it wasn't released at the cinemas. I have no idea. But this movie needs your time and money, because it is that good. Really. You should not rent this movie, you should, like me, BUY it!
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Andre Stander: I'm tried for robbing banks. But, I have killed unarmed people.
Judge: That is not the business of the court.
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Alright, what is wrong with this Movie? I m fan of Both Liam Neeson and Vosloo. And Both were great as Darkman. Jeff Fahey made a great as Bad Guy though I like to see him playing good guy. Ahmm this was alot better then Darkman 2 The Return of Durant. I like Movies with Larry Drake, that guy can really play "great" Psychopath or other bad guys characters, but still I did n`t enjoy Darkman 2. I guess Darkman 3 has a bit more Action. This was a lot better.
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Both Actors are my Fav. And it was made just as for my taste. I dont know but somehow the Video Game Manhunt reminded me a bit of this Film.
Lou: Valium, prozac, and ritalin. Breakfast of champions.
Moon: YOU like Mambo?
Lou: Yeah. Makes you want to dance...
Moon's Associate: What if we don't want to play?
I really laughed my ass off seeing Lambert playing a Psycho. He had mostly the best Quotes in this Movie.
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61*
(2001, Unrated)
Liloh s Laser!
First thing first: I have been asked several times about the following Quote in the Punisher:
The Punisher (2004)
- Thomas Jane's character Frank Castle says "I get upset when the Yankees win the world series" in "61*" THOMAS JANE PLAYS MICKEY MANTLE, A YANKEES BASEBALL PLAYER!
Below is the Scene Shot from the Punisher where he speaks those words.
NOW BACK TO TOPIC:
I could spend hours trying to come up with the perfect words to describe "61*" Simply put, its one of the best baseball movies I have ever seen. Barry Pepper and Thomas Jane ARE Maris and Mantle. The acting is excellent. I would recommend this movie to the die-hards, the casuals, and those who don't know anything about baseball. Billy Crystal -- Thank you for another great movie!
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From begining till the End I laughed ma Ass off. You wont even really follow the Story, every 10 seconds you break out of laughs.
Peter Seller had played the Chinese so good. Not to Mention Peter Folk, we know him as Inspector Columbo, but the Character of Sam Diamond was so funny and greedy, that you wont even think of Columbo.
This is a Classic Comedy. Really Funny. And one of my Favorate Movies. Lol no that on Image is not the Murder. haha but if you watch the Movie you will know why added that Image on the Review. Believe me. And there is a Scene in this Movie where "Believe me" you will think of this image or maybe who recommended it to you lol.
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It is one of the Movie I love watching once in a while. I love this Movie. Tom has pulled the character of Beckett so good. And Zane well yeah. Zane, however, doesn't really pull off his role as an Olympic medal winning shooter who has to face his first live kill.
One Shot one Kill! Beckett a Man that has spent his life Killing and Miller, well yeah. I must admit I didnt like Sniper 2 and 3.
Quotes
Cacique: Los ojos, quierro los ojos.
Richard Miller: He wants my eyes?
Thomas Beckett: Ah, he means antejos, your shooting glasses. Give them to him.
Richard Miller: Why?
Thomas Beckett: Because he likes them.
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One of my Favorate Mystery Movies. If i look back, i have to laugh cuz there were some Scenes i use to close my eyes when watching the repeats as i knew what is goin to happen the next. And now i own it, watch it once in a while. Reminds me of some great Moments too...
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This movie was fantastic! I have seen Classic ones, but I simply like this from all those Hitcher "Series" The one with C.Howell was pretty lame and I simply dont want to comment the one with Hauer.
Sean Bean was awesome as John Ryder.
Absolutely mind-blowing and shocking. It was very brutal and bloody and intense, and that's really all this movie is meant to be.
Movies like these just fascinate me. ;)
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There are 2 Hillary Duff Movies I really really enjoyed watching this one and the Lizzie Maguire.
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This is one of those Movies. I wouldnt wanna miss anytime they bring it up on TV. I cannt find it on DVD. I just love the Movie.
My fav Scene is where Cole(Mario van Peebles) pretends asleep and Dani(Christoper Lambert) want to take advantage of it, as he thinks COLE is a sleeptalker.
What a funny Scene. When Cole says: "Kiss me Honey"
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I love Movies that are based upon Stephen Kings Novels. I have seen Langoliers several times the Best about this Movie or maybe my Memory is when i watch the repeats, its always like as if i m watching the first time.
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Gideon
(1999, Unrated)
Der Film hat was an sich, mann Macht sich sorgen über das Alt werden? Dann soltte man dieses Film sehen. Es wird liebe voll von einem Man erzählt, wobei geht es u.a auch über das Alt werden. Gideon ist zu Jung für einen Altersheim, aber er ist geistig zurück geblieben, verstossen von der Tante. Aber bald ändert sich sein Leben und genau so die des anderen als er in das Altersheim ankommt. Verschiedene Charaktere verköpern verschiedene Menschen in diesem Film, in den Man sich wieder spiegeln kann auch wenn man nicht so alt ist.
A friend said No, there is no action, no car chases, no special effects. What it does have are wonderful performances and an interesting story. There are so few movies these days that make us think and take stock of our lives. It's nice to find a small film with a simple story, that is well acted.
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Totally Loved this Movie..I am a huuuge Fan of Billy Crystal, but some how forgot him for a while, and when he produced some Movies, he stole my Attention back. He is so funny and cool dud
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I love any Funny Movie this Man directs. This Man is Funny..
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Final Review What can I say about this Movie, that hasnt been said already and how Awesome this Movie is.I personally think this Movie is better then Matrix, but at the other hand this Movie shouldnt be compared with Matrix.
 Through my drool I just say that there are gunfights and "Swordkata" fights in this movie that I have never seen in any other Movie in my life. AWESOME!!!!!

The Movie has it all. Christian Bale and Taye Diggs were just great. Those who know me know what I really enjoyed in this Movie. Needless to say I LOVE Hardcore Action Movies. This Movie is an Adrenalin Push for me.
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I swear everytime I watch the repeats I fall more and more in love with this Movie. It is really amazing, when Tom Hanks and Spielberg work together. Tom Hanks is a Multi Talent Actor, and Spielberg, I think everyone knows him ;) Many people would agree with me, when I say stucked on Airport SIMPLY SUCKS!! Since ever I watched the Movie for the first time, whenever I am on Airport, no matter, if to pick up someone, or travelling. No Joke but Airports remind me of this Movie. However Movies like this are fun, but it is really a creepy thought when something like this happen. Sure he made friends and he was really a determined Man and stuff. But in real life, anyone can easily go Nuts. The conversation between Tom Hanks and Zeta Jones in the Movie was really interesting, about Napoleon and Josephine. Yeah yeah I m sometimes softy. SOOO?? lol However great Movie.
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One of hell cool Movie. First of all. 2 of my Absolute Favorate Actors. Ice-T and Mario. Then its a gangster Movie. Second good Plot. Made for Liloh.
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For some unknown reasons I always always enjoy watching when they Show up the repeats. Though Roddy Piper is not one of my favorate Actors.
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I really loved this Movie. There are not much Ghosts or special eefect in it. But imagination is inough. Kate Hudson has done a danm good Work. Its suspense till the End. But actually you dont have to be an Expert or Genious to figure out that the young Guy is not "From Good ones"
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I recently watched it on DVD, i totally forgot how Funny this Movie is. Just love it.
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How many time s have I watched this Movie? Hmm?? This movie is extremely funny what a great trio (Chase, Martin, and Short) I loved this movie.
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One of the Neal Movies in my Collection. I enjoy watching this once in a while.
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A group of college students book a bargain dream holiday to a remote tropical island, little knowing that they have been lured there by the island's evil owner to fulfill an ancient voodoo prophecy. Soon, what appears to be paradise is transformed as friends and siblings are pitched against each other in a desperate fight for survival. Doubt, suspicion and panic splinter the group as each member begins to fall victim to the terrifying reality of their own worst nightmares.
This is a must for all Horror Fans. Its bloody its suspense and contains all occult goodies. Did I mention blood. Oh yes I did.
I recommend this to all Horror Fans.
There are Scenes in the Movie, specially Male Watchers you better watch out. LMAO...
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A friend of mine told me to watch the Directors Comments while watching every Scene on DVD. She was kind of schocked that I havent done that, but i had seen the Movie only twice so i watched it again. I actually own it, but never watched it after I bought it. How ever I did what a my friend suggested. Wow wow wow. I actually watched the Movie and read the subtitles "Directors Comments"
He explained every single scene excellent. Where what and why. It was damn interessting. I laughed my ass off, some comments were really funny. If you take time. you ll know what I mean. The Craft is different then other "Occult" Movies.
That Fairuza Balk was in to Magic thingy in her real life is new to me.
I m sorry to say that, but when I read the directors comments and watched the Movie i must say The Show Charmed is nothing comparing to this. Infact its looks Cheap.
The Craft has no sequel and that makes it more special.
Like the Scene on the Beach. According to Director, it was really scary. He said some strange stuff happened on Sets.
The Actress perfomance were excellent. Its amazing the Movie is 11 years old but it hasnt lost its Magic When I first watched the Movie, I was really not bored, not a single moment. And when I watched it on DVD even not then.
But mostly I enjoyed reading those Directors funny comments. I could go on and on and on which Scene and Comments made me laugh or completely STOLE my attention. If you are curious just start the Movie and with subititles with "DIRECTORS COMMENTS"
Here some of my Favorate Quotes from the Movie.:
Driver: Watch out for the weirdos, girls.
Nancy: We are the weirdos, mister
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Nancy: Have you ever heard of invoking the spirit? It's when you call him... Manon. It's like... it's like you take him into you. It's like he fills you. He takes everything that's gone wrong in your life and makes it all better again.
If God and the Devil were playing football, Manon would be the stadium that they played on.
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Sarah: Relax... it's only magic. Now who's fucking pathetic?
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Sarah: Nothing makes everything all better again.
This is the Best Scene ever. I loved this SCENE in the Movie. I could watch it over and over. And Fairuzas Performance. Mwahhhh. Unforgetable!!
Chris: You're just jealous!
Nancy: Jealous? Jealous? You don't even *exist* to me! You don't exist! You are nothing! You are *shit*! You don't exist. The only way you know how to treat women is by treating them like whores! Well, you're the whore! And this is gonna stop! Do you understand! Do you understand what I'm saying? Hmm?
Chris: [frightened] I'm sorry!
Nancy: Oh, he's sorry! He's sorry, he's sorry, he's sorry, he's sorry, he's sorry!
[shouts]
Nancy: Sorry, my ass!
[kills him]
AND NOT TO MENTION THE SOUNDTRACK
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