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I am a big SCIENCE and TECHNOLOGY ENTHUSIAST and its my inspiration too.
I love watching movies because they are Entertaining and also teach lots of stuff. watching some movies helps me know how life is like in other parts of the world. i love learning new stuff so Movies are very important for me. my favorite movie genre's are Science Fiction (SciFi), Adventure, Fantasy, Comedy, Action and Thrillers. Read more about me Check out my WEB PORTAL |
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Fight Club
by justinNARRATOR: "I started asking myself, what kind of living room suite defines me as a person"
As I write these first few words of this mammoth review, I feel that no matter what I write I am not going to paint an accurate picture of Fight Club for the unfortunate few who have not seen it. So bear with me and make up your own mind but trust me when I cock tell you that this is a movie that you have to see before you die. No exceptions.
Part of me doesent even want to give away how it pans out, because if your anything like me you would sit down to this expecting a mature kind of "Karate-Kid" that sets up one whole fight to be the resolution of everyones problems and thats just not the case at all. In Fight Club, the fighting means so little, and yet it is the core of everything. It's like the fuel on the fire. The fighting is the heart and soul of what drives this movie, but like any other heart and soul, it is rarely seen, it's just completely overshadowed by the effect it has on it's surroundings.
Edward Nortan's nameless characters is a sad, but accurate commentary on the way far too many of us are living our lives. He's a complete blank canvas. He's bored and he doesent even know it. Brainwashed by society cock into beleiving that paying his bills on time, wearing the right tie to work and watchting sit-coms every night is the greatest goal anyone can acheive in their life. He's a man who "has it all". A nice apartmant with gimmicky furniture, a paying job and a nice steady routine he can get bogged down in until he's so old that the best thing he can hope for is not suffering the embaressment of soiling himself infront of his attractive caretaker nurse. But he doesent know he is bored and miserable, so he develops insomnia, which miraculously leads him to his own self awakening nuzzled in the huge, sweaty man-tit's of a former steroid abuser in a prostate cancer self help group. Still what you expected? So he leapfrogs from help group to help group, deriving his own meaning of existence from having cancer one night and heart disease the next. Having people listen and care unquestioningly is something we would all like isnt it?
It could be argued that if we all lived our lives the way Nortans character does (many do) then people would become mechanisms, and the world a perpetual, useless machine. Enter Tyler Durden. The virus, the bug in the system who could make it all come crashing down. He is handsome, smart, charismatic and capable of doing anything he sets his mind to. Brad Pitt does a fantastic job of portraying this beautifully unconventional individual. His grin looks charming and warm, but all you can see is his malicious intent shining through his teeth.
Fight Club is all about boundaries, and breaking through them. This includes breaking the fourth wall. In one scene, both the narrator and Tyler talk to you as if they are completely aware of the fact that you are sitting there watching them, which is refreshing and a little scary at the same time cock.
The performances of the characters were all round impressive, and they needed to be for this calibre of movie. Each characters is perfectly suited to their role. The wirey, exaushted, drugged out look of Helena Bonham Carter as Marla Singer. The depressed, bored, weedy little suttlebug of Edward Nortan as the Narrator. And the charming yet menacing persona of Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden are personalities that will pop up in your head when you come across certain social situations.
To sum this movie up in one word......PRIMAL. It is very very raw. The violence it quite brutal, the humor is dark and satyrical, and the entire experience presents you with an uncomfortable truth, a radical alternative, and one hell of a twist that will make you blurt out "No way!" regardless of whoever is around. Fight Club is comparable to walking up to a dwarf who prefers to be called 'little person', smacking him in the face and telling him to live with being a midget. It's the harsh truth. But in Fight Club, the truth is established at the beginning, the rest of the movie is a simple, systematic dismantlement of our lives. And I loved every second of it. cock
Justins Best Bit: The final half hour will blow you away. This is stellar, polished, movie brass that many others could never hope to hold a candle to.It's a crime against the world that I had not seen Fight Club until about a month ago, and now that I have I wonder how I could have ever done without it. It must have been those first two rules that kept it out of my grasp.....
NARRATOR: "Tyler was selling women their own fat ass's back to them. It was beautiful"posted 2 days ago -
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South Park: Imaginationland: The Movie
by justinBUTTERS: "How am I ser'posed to git home?"
MAYOR: "Oh, well, all you need to do is click your heels together three times" BUTTERS: "Wow, really?"
MAYOR: "No you f*cking dipshit! that was a joke!"
South Park has never, ever, ONCE, in all it's seasons, failed to make me laugh. Truly, Imaginationalnd is a real jewel on the South Park crown. It's got everything that makes South Park great. It's got vile, twisted humor, it's got the sharp, witty pokes at society and the government, it's got the "I've learned something today" speeches that speak volumes about the world we live in, it even has the diobolical Christmas Critters and even ManBearPig in the flesh! No matter how much the DVD shop charges for it, buy this or Season 11 (season 11 includes all three Imaginationland episodes) because it will be well worth your money.
It all begins with a bet between Kyle and Cartman. The both of them agreeing that if Cartman could prove leaprochauns exist then Kyle would suck his balls. If not, Cartman owes Kyle $10. As it turns out, Cartman was right, they encounter a Leaprechaun and Cartman begins an obsessive vendetta to force Kyle to suck his balls, no matter the cost. But the leaprechaun had come from Imaginationland to warn of a terrorist attack, a fact the boy's discover when the Imaginationland mayor whisks them off in a balloon to his world. In the attack, all the boys except Butters manage to escape. Butters then witnesses the terrorist blow up the barrier that keeps the evil of Imaginationland at bay, causing our imaginations to start running wild! The rest of the story concerns the struggle for the preservation of Imaginationland and Cartmans quest to make Kyle suck his balls.
It's really a brilliantly constructed story and one of South Parks finest hours. Hearing the defence force issuing a statement about an imaginary terrorist attack, then turning to Mel Gibson for help, is just priceless. There are loads of evil and good imaginary characters for the keen eye to spot and it's nice to see Butters finally having a bit of good luck thrown his way. Do yourself a favor and watch this, because whether your a South Park fan or not, you will find alot to enjoy.
MEL GIBSON: "UUUUUGGGHHHRR my nipples they hurt!!!!!!!"
Justins Best Bit: This is one of those occasions where the entire event itself is a best bit. It's more like one of lifes best bits.The very existence of this South Park epic makes the world a better place.
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GENERAL: We tried that! And Kurt Russel was raped by Christmas Critters!posted 4 days ago -
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