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| Movie: | Fargo, The Magnificent Seven, The Silence of the Lambs, Alien, Aliens, The Thing, The Road Warrior, Blood Simple, Heat, The Big Lebowski, The Good the Bad & the Ugly, Dirty Harry, The Godfather, Dr. Zhivago, Unforgiven, Dark City, Bullitt, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, Sexy Beast, Lost in Translation, Requiem for a Dream, Mystic River, Vanilla Sky, Breakdown, Raising Arizona, Out of Sight, Hedwig & the Angry Inch, School of Rock, About a Boy, House of Sand and Fog, The Tao of Steve, Sideways, Signs |
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| Actor: | Clint Eastwood, Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Jeff Bridges, Meryl Streep, Naomi Watts, Jennifer Connelly, Frances McDormand, Kurt Russell, Sean Penn, Cate Blanchett, Mel Gibson, Sigourney Weaver, Tom Cruise, Sissy Spacek, Martin Sheen, Bill Murray, Scarlett Johansson, Gael Garcia Bernal, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Val Kilmer, Jodie Foster, Tommy Lee Jones, Kirsten Dunst, George Clooney, Michael Biehn, Terence Stamp, Johnny Depp, John C. Reilly, William H. Macy, Steve Buscemi |
| Director: | The Coen Brothers, Ridley Scott, James Cameron, Sam Peckinpah, Quentin Tarantino, Michael Mann, Martin Scorsese, Darren Aronofsky, John Carpenter, Cameron Crowe, Steven Soderbergh, Christopher Nolan, David Lynch, Clint Eastwood, Philip Noyce, Ang Lee, Steven Spielberg, Sofia Coppola, Don Siegel, David Lean, Stephen Frears, Alan Parker, Terence Malick, John Huston, John Ford, Richard Linklater, Jonathan Mostow, Jonathan Glazer, Alex Proyas |
| Quote: | "It's like if you took that Blue Oyster shit I gave you last week and then that crazy African Kush I had that one time--and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light shit I had and that Red shit I had made a baby. And by some crazy miracle, those two babies got together, and fucked--this would be it!" (Saul Silver, Pineapple Express) |
Favourite music: Lucinda Williams, Steve Earle, Tom Petty, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, U2, ZZ Top, Jethro Tull, The Allman Brothers, The Beatles, Eric Clapton, Thin Lizzy, Wishbone Ash, The J. Geils Band, Sharks, Garland Jeffreys, Rory Gallagher, Jonny Lang, Sonny Landreth, Stevie Ray Vaughan, The Fabulous Thunderbirds, Dwight Yoakam, Hawksley Workman, Blue Oyster Cult, Bob Seger, Warren Zevon, Aerosmith, Reef, The Bottle Rockets, The Black Crowes, Procol Harum, Pink Floyd, Atomic Rooster, Ten Years After, Steppenwolf, Grand Funk Railroad, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Chris Whitley, Sheryl Crow, Pete Droge & the Sinners, Manfred Mann's Earth Band, Colin James, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Mott the Hoople, Nazareth, Mike Oldfield, Joan Osborne, Queen, Joe Satriani, Pretenders, Radiohead, Patti Smith, Neil Young, Van Morrison, Little Feat, Southside Johnny & the Asbury Jukes, Mountain, CCR, Jeff Beck, Rod Stewart, Spirit, Television, Talking Heads, Boston, Chicago, Kings of the Sun, Peter Case, Luka Bloom, Elton John, Rickie Lee Jones, Masters of Reality, Mason Ruffner, Johnny Winter, Graham Parker, Foghat, Savoy Brown, Spooky Tooth, Randy Newman, Van Morrison, R.E.M., Bonnie Raitt, Humble Pie, P.J. Harvey, Dr. John, The Band, and many more!
![]() Create your own visitor map! Quotes from The Squid and the Whale: Bernard Berkman: Hey - Watch it! Frank Berkman: Suck my dick, ass man... Joan Berkman: You're calling me a bitch? [first lines] Frank Berkman: Mom and me versus you and Dad. Bernard Berkman: Joan, let me ask you something. All that work I did at the end of our marriage, making dinners, cleaning up, being more attentive. It never was going to make a difference, was it? You were leaving no matter what... Joan Berkman: You never made a dinner. Bernard Berkman: I made burgers that time you had pneumonia. Walt Berkman: It's Welles' masterpiece, really. Many people think it's Citizen Kane, but Magnificent Ambersons, if it hadn't been ruined by the studio, would've been his crowning achievement. As it is, it's still brilliant. It's the old story, genius not being recognized by the industry. Lance: It sounds great. Who's in it? Walt Berkman: Orson Welles? I don't know, I haven't seen it yet. I've seen stills. Bernard Berkman: She's a very risky writer, Lili. Very racy. I mean, exhibiting her cunt in that fashion is very racy. I mean Lili has her influences in post modern literature, it's a bit derivative of Kafka, but for a student, very racy. Did you get that it was her cunt? Sophie: Yeah. I mean, it's gross when he turns into the bug, but I love how matter of fact everything is. Walt Berkman: Yeah, it's very Kafkaesque. Sophie: [She looks at him oddly. She laughs] Cause it's written by Franz Kafka. Walt Berkman: Right. I mean, clearly. Walt Berkman: It's like... we were pals then... we'd do things together... we'd look at the knight armor at the Met. The scary fish at the Natural History Museum. I was always afraid of the squid and whale fighting. I can only look at it with my hands in front of my face. Bernard Berkman: How do you know they were both Frank's? Ms. Lemon: Well, I suppose it's possible other kids are masturbating and spreading their semen around the school as well... It's possible, but, uh, somewhat unlikely. Bernard Berkman: Oh, it happens, I'm sure, much more than we know. Joan Berkman: Bernard, have you ever done anything like this? Bernard Berkman: I'm not going to answer that. Joan Berkman: You're being a shit, Walt! Jeffrey: She could probably move her pussy muscles just the right way so you blow your load in like seconds. Bernard Berkman: Put me in your mouth. Bernard Berkman: Your mum and I, we're going to separate. I've got you tuesday, wednesday and every other thursday. Walt Berkman: And what about the cat? Joan Berkman: The cat! Bernard Berkman: We didn't discuss the cat. Walt Berkman: I shouldn't of broken up with Sophie. Joan Berkman: Why did you? Walt Berkman: I thought I could do better. Joan Berkman: Better how? Walt Berkman: I don't know. Sophie: My Father said you had a weak handshake, which is a sign of indecision. Walt Berkman: His hands are so huge. I couldn't get a good grip. Bernard Berkman: What is it about high school, you read all the worst books by good writers. |
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Shine a Light
PG-13
I'm sure in Scorsese's mind there was a reason why we needed another Stones concert film, but I'm hard pressed to imagine what that reason might be. Maybe he thinks that because they're still touring well into their 60s it needs to be documented right up until they quit (or die). Hopefully not. There's no doubt it's amazing that they're still doing what they do, but we already have Four Flicks (2003), which makes anything that comes after it pretty redundant. I don't think the shows are a whole lot different now than they were back then, other than the fact that everyone is 5 years older. I sure as hell don't want to see Mick Jagger performing when he turns 70, and I probably could have done without seeing him at 65. I've always been a huge Stones fan, but after having seen this film, I actually think it might be time for them to retire from the road. Mick's voice has become somewhat of an annoying whine, and Keith appears to have lost much of the manual dexterity in his left hand. He seems to be able to play chords all right, but whenever he breaks into a solo, the song comes to a grinding, screeching halt. Best leave the soloing to the 'young' Mr. Wood, Keef. And, this might be irrelevant, but someone should tell Keith that whatever that thing is he wears on his head, it makes him look like someone's grandmother. Does he actually think that looks GOOD? Has his dementia advanced that far? We all love him anyway, but does he have to have things dangling from his head, for God's sake? It's an embarrassment to himself and to Stones fans everywhere. Take it off, pleeeeeease! Also, someone should tell him never to sing again. OK, I got that off my chest. Anyway, the film is not that terrible, I guess. There's a rather nice version of Far Away Eyes with the 'young' Mr. Wood doing a nice turn on pedal steel. Some Girls rocks pretty nicely, and Jack White joins the boys for a decent version of Loving Cup. But (here I go again), the day you see The Stones sharing a stage with CHRISTINA AGUILERA, you can be pretty sure the end is near! I mean WTF? I'd like to know whose brilliant idea it was to have her on stage. And then Mick embarasses himself by practically dry humping her from the rear. She's a sexy thing, yes, but have some dignity, sir. You're 65 years old! She's 27! Oh, what the hell. If it feels good do it, I guess. It's only rock 'n' roll.
Pineapple Express
R
The night before I saw this, I saw director David Gordon Green's 2004 film Undertow. Talk about a study in contrasts. Undertow is a brooding southern tale of greed, revenge and murder that was shot in just 30 days. It practically screams 'independent film'. Pineapple Express lists Apatow Productions in it's credits, is written by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg (Superbad), and has a budget of $25 million dollars. I guess this is director Green's bid for the bigtime, and judging by the box office numbers, it looks like he's made it. I haven't seen 2007's Snow Angels, but perhaps it was a transitional step between Undertow and Pineapple Express. Whatever the case, there's certainly no trace of 'indie-ness' in this big budget action/comedy. So I guess the important question is whether Green has compromised his 'indie' values in his quest for Hollywood success. Undertow is a more intense, personal film but that's not to say that Pineapple Express doesn't have it's good points as well. Seth Rogen and James Franco make a great comedic team, and Danny McBride and Kevin Corrigan are also very good. But most of the laughs (and there are lots) come during the first half of the film, and the climactic gun battle at the farm seems like it could have come from any number of generic action films, and just goes on way too long. People getting killed just isn't that funny. And the scene near the end where Dale, Saul and Red are in the restaurant declaring their love for each other also goes on way too long, and is really quite pointless and kind of sickening. Where the hell was the editor when we needed him? I enjoyed the film overall, especially the first half, but some trimming definitely would have helped. And I'm fairly certain that David Gordon Green has better films yet to be made. I just hope his next one isn't Pineapple Express 2.
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The Big Lebowski
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So much has been written about this movie on Flixster and elsewhere, that there's really not a lot more to be said. And it is almost 10 years old, after all. But the beauty of The Big Lebowski is that the more you watch it, the more you appreciate its brilliance. That's probably why people are still talking about it after all these years. It never seems to get old. The plot itself is really not all that original, but it's what the Coens do with it that makes it so special. They may have written the funniest screenplay ever, and the casting is perfect. It's impossible to picture anyone else playing The Dude, Walter, Maude, Donny or Jesus, and they all deliver their outrageous lines as if they were born to speak them. And how about all those dream sequences and acid flashbacks? Who can forget the scene where The Dude is flying through the air with a goofy stoner grin on his face, when suddenly a bowling ball appears in his hand, causing him to drop like a stone. Or the scene where he's levitating down the bowling lane between the legs of the Viking women, or whatever the hell they're supposed to be. Brilliant! There are so many fantastic scenes and quotable lines, and all the characters have their own little idosyncrasies, especially The Dude. The Dude is a walking idiosyncrasy! Anyway, there's a hell of a lot to wrap your head around, and I haven't even mentioned the music, which is great, and perfectly suited to the movie. The Big Lebowski is truly one of a kind. Fargo may be a better film, but this one is really in a class by itself. Aren't you glad there wasn't a lot more to be said?
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Breakdown
R
I think this one might have flown in under a lot of peoples' radar, so I'm going to attempt to rectify that situation RIGHT NOW. You know those blurbs that say, "finally, a thriller that really thrills"? Well, you can apply that comment to this film and then some. The set-up is that Jeffrey Taylor (Kurt Russell) and his wife Amy (Kathleen Quinlan) are driving cross-country to take up residence on the West Coast. The breakdown in the title occurs, and that's when the action kicks in. Director Jonathan Mostow (Terminator 3) cranks it up in fine style, and you'll be hanging on for dear life as Russell tries to track down his missing wife. He is so good as the regular guy caught in a life-and-death situation, that you'll be cheering him on and feeling his helplessness and controlled rage from start to finish. He just nails it! And the scene where he's hanging from the undercarriage of the 18-wheeler as it cruises down the interstate will leave you gasping for breath, as your heart takes up space in your throat. If he does his own stuntwork in that scene, and I think he's crazy enough to do just that, he deserves the title of Stuntman Mike, in spades. The supporting cast is all top-notch, especially J.T. Walsh, as the downright slimy leader of a gang of kidnappers preying on travellers out in the middle of nowhere. The final sequence is another showstopper, as Kurt attempts to get his wife out of a wrecked pick-up before it goes over a bridge, while at the same time fighting for his own life against the murderous kidnapper. Fantastic! Absolute first-rate entertainment. Outstanding story, screenplay and direction, all by Mostow, but it's the brilliant acting, especially by Russell, that hits you where you live, and makes you care.
3.
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
R
This movie blew my mind when I first saw it back in '81, and it's just as mind-blowing today as it was then. Arguably the most original post-apocalyptic vision ever brought to the screen, this is a huge step forward from the original Mad Max film. In the role of Max, Mel Gibson creates one of the coolest anti-heroes of all time going up against one of the coolest villains of all time, Lord Humungus. Everything about this movie is just fantastic, especially the final sequence, which includes the wildest, most hair-raising chase scene in film history. For action fans, you just can't get much better than this.
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Lost In Translation
R
I just love this movie. I've seen it numerous times and I never get tired of it. I'm not exactly sure why, but I suppose the chemistry between Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson has a lot to do with it. It's also a really intelligent script, beautifully directed and shot, and it has a great soundtrack. It makes me sad, but it's a good kind of sad, if that makes any sense. I suppose I identify with Bill Murray's character, too. A film to cherish, and watch over and over again.





















