| Movie | Rating | Review | Date | Your Rating | Match | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Son in Law - PG-13 | "I don't wanna be rude or anything but Mrs. Warner, you're giving me a Semi." | September 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Dead Man on Campus - R | "I can hear my heartbeat through my penis!!!" | September 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Different For Girls - R | Love the level of romanticism in this movie. | September 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Evil Dead 2 - R | "DEAD BY DAWN! DEAD BY DAWN! DEAD BY DAWN DEAD BY DAWN DEAD BY DAWN!!!" "Hey! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!" -"Swallow this." | September 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Loser - PG-13 | "Come on, you're my asshole buddy!" | September 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Wedding Singer - PG-13 | "Sounds like a Country song." | September 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Dick - PG-13 | No, THIS ISN'T A PORNO! WATCH IT!!! It's funny as hell. It's about Nixon, you morons! | September 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Indian in the Cupboard - PG | "I found him in here, Beavis! and my figures, and my magnifying glass!" | September 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Who Framed Roger Rabbit - PG | "OUTTA MY WAY, PENCIL-NECK!" "DAMES?! WHAT DAMES??! Jessica and I are gonna happy again. You'll see. YOU GOT THAT?? HAPPY. H-A-P-P-P-I!!!" | September 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Airheads - PG-13 | "For all you care our album could be PIP FARTING ON A SNARE DRUM!" -"I ain't fartin' on no snare drum." | September 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| 3 Ninjas Kick Back - PG | "My biggest problem is when I swing my butt." "~Colt got beat by a girl!~ ~Colt got beat by a girl!~" | September 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Surf Ninjas - PG |
"Hey, I found Waldo!!! SYKE!!!!"
Some one said to me recently, "I had no idea that Rob Scheider was in that movie the first time I saw it." Good god, this was how I was introduced to him! I also had this jerkoff tell me I wouldn't know anything ABOUT THIS MOVIE! I'M 26-YEARS-OLD AND HE'S 3 OR 4 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME, AND HE THINKS HE'S MORE FAMILIAR WITH THIS MOVIE THAN I AM!!!! FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I HEARD ABOUT THIS MOVIE WHEN IT CAME OUT AND I WANTED TO SEE IT SO BAD BECAUSE I WAS SUCH A BIG FAN OF MARTIAL ARTS MOVIES. I made a POSTER for this movie with my own hands, a few sheets of Loose Leaf paper and some crayons!!!!! No, I don't still have it.. Oh, you know better than me, huh? |
September 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| See No Evil, Hear No Evil - R | You people really need watch movies...I doubt alot of people have seen this one either, so I'll describe it. Once again, the good old comedy team: Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor. 'David Lyons'(Wilder) is deaf, "Repeat, deaf!", and 'Wally Carrou' is blind. Luckily the two have each other, because they sure need it. A woman kills a man over a gold coin right in the place where Wally and David work, and the woman is gone when the police arrive, so David and Wally get arrested for a crime they didn't commit. When asked what happened, Wally replies, "I SMELLED a woman, but I didn't SEE a woman...", and David replies, "I can tell you just one thing. She has the most incredible legs I have ever seen in my life." So right away, David and Wally are able to escape, bumbling around town trying not to be noticed, and end up in New Jersey(from New York). Anything with Pryor and Wilder is absolutely hilarious and a must-see. "This morning, I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection. Now that's not something that happens everyday." | September 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar - PG-13 | "Vida! I don't think of you as a man, and I don't think of you as a woman... I think of you as an angel!" | September 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| War of the Worlds - PG-13 | Alot of people are hearing me talk about this movie lately, and seeing my copy in my possession, and saying things like "Oh, jeeeeez...", ya know? like "God, that movie SUCKS!". And then I say "Have ya seen it?", and they say no! Excuse me! Don't say a movie sucks if ya haven't even seen it, you dumbass!!! This movie DOES NOT suck. This movie is GRIPPING. It's incredible. WATCH IT!!!! | September 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Cruel Intentions - R | "Let's say the stroke of midnight, no pun intended." "I know if my brother was listening right now, he'd want me to say...he'd want me to say Catheri-...he'd want me to say, Catherine, I'm sorry...What is wrong with you people? Don't you have any respect?" | September 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Caddyshack - R | "When you die, on your death bed, you will recieve complete consciousness....so I've got that going for me." | September 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Hot Chick - PG-13 |
"I HAD MY PERIOD, OK!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I've got hair everywhere. In my nose, in my ears, on my chin... I'm afraid to look anywhere else! It's like I'm an ad for hair!" |
September 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Goonies - PG | "That's right, a BOOTY trap." | September 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Toy - PG | "I don't wanna go through life being a Wonder Wheel murderer!" "I'd like you to meet someone, that man would be delighted- Jack Brown, Master Bates." | September 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Ferris Bueller's Day Off - PG | "If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I." | September 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Crow - R | "Building burn, people die, but real love is forever." | September 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Cabaret - PG | "Your vife? Vhat vould she vant vith me?!" | September 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope - PG |
"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper??"
"These aren't the droids you're looking for..." |
September 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - PG |
"All we are is dust in the wind, dude." "Yes, way!"
"Want a Twinkie, Ghengis Khan? Say please!" |
September 18, 2009 | N/A |
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