Megsy444

'Judge: I could send you to jail and not lose one bit of sleep over it.
Judge: There is a vacancy at Camp Green Lake.
Judge: The choice is yours: Camp Green Lake or Jail.
Stanley: Uh... well, um... I've never been to camp before.
Judge: Eighteen months - Camp Green Lake, son.
[bangs gavel]'
'Zero: I'm not stupid, I know everyone thinks I am, I just don't like answering stupid questions'
'Magnet: You picked up X-Ray's shovel. It's shorter than the rest of 'em.
Squid: Smaller shovel, smaller hole'
'Zero: Did they have red X's on them?
Squid: You got Zero to talk.
Armpit: Hey yo, what else can you do Zero?
Stanley: Yeah. Yeah they did.'
'Stanley: Hector, I'm glad you stole those shoes and threw 'em on my head.'
'Mr. Sir: You take a bad boy, make him dig holes all day in the hot sun, it turns him into a good boy. That's our philosophy here at camp green lake.'
'Kissin' Kate Barlow: The lake goes around for miles. You, and your children, and your children's children, will dig for a hundred years, and you will never find it.
[she picks up a yellow lizard]
Kissin' Kate Barlow: Start digging, Trout.
[She puts the lizard to her arm. It bites her, and she dies, laughing softly]'

'Captain: Computer, define 'dancing.''
'Ship's Computer: Time for lunch... in a cup!'
'Captain: Out there is our home - Home, AUTO! - and it's in trouble. I can't just sit here and do nothing. That's all I've ever done! That's all anyone has ever done on this blasted ship - nothing!
AUTO: In space we will survive.
Captain: I don't want to survive, I want to live!
AUTO: I must follow my directive.
Captain: [he turns around in frustration, and then looks at pictures of past captains to notice AUTO is closer to the camera in progressing pictures]
Captain: [turns back] *I'm* the captain of this ship! We are going home *today*, AUTO!'
'Eve: Name?
WALL.E: WALL-E.
Eve: WALL-E?
[giggles]
Eve: Eve.
WALL.E: Eva?
Eve: Eve.
WALL.E: Eeeeeva?
Eve: Eve! Eve!
WALL.E: Eeeeeva?
Eve: [giggles]'

'Isabel Bigelow: I am through with just snapping my fingers and getting my way.
Coffee Shop Waitress: Uh, no breakfast after 11.
Isabel Bigelow: Oh.
[snaps fingers and clock turns back from 11 to 10:55]
Isabel Bigelow: My absolutely last thing!'
'Uncle Arthur: Do you want the long version or the short version? And I have to warn you, the long version is in Aramaic.'
'Ritchie: That's it. You're fired.
Isabel Bigelow: Doesn't matter... I quit! Yeah, so you better call my agent.
Jim Fields: You don't have an agent.
Isabel Bigelow: Then call my cable man!'
'Isabel Bigelow: [after quitting/being fired] I can't just walk back in there now.
Jack Wyatt: Once you show up in a golf cart, believe me, all is forgiven. I've done it a lot of times.'
'Maria Kelly: Look, you have three choices. You can either quit... give up... or get mad.
Isabel Bigelow: What would Samantha do?
[Looks at picture of Elizabeth Montgomery &sets things off in the studio lot]
Maria Kelly: She chose mad, right?'
'Gladys Kravitz: [Standing at their window] Abner, come look! The new neighbors are movin' in!
Abner Kravitz: [Reading the newspaper] Not now, Gladys, I'm busy.
Isabel Bigelow: [Outside, in front of their new house, Jack lifts Isabel] Aaaah
Jack Wyatt: Ah, yes, now I'm going to... carry you across the threshold
[they enter]
Isabel Bigelow: Don't you think the front yard looks a little bare?
Jack Wyatt: No, I don't.
Isabel Bigelow: But I think it could use a little something.
Jack Wyatt: I-I-It's fine the way it is, honey.
[Nose wiggling sound, followed by cherry tree growing and blooming in the front yard]
Gladys Kravitz: Abner! A tree just appeard in the front yard!
[She faints]'

'Nancy Drew: I wonder who tried to kill us?
Corky: Yeah, I'm wondering that too. In fact, I'm kind of freaking out about it!'
'Nancy Drew: If you shoot me, that'll leave all kinds of evidence. Really messy.
[thug prepares to strangle her]
Nancy Drew: Strangulation leaves a traceable handprint.'
'Nancy Drew: Dad, do you know that people who talk on the phone while driving miss things?
Carson Drew: Like what?
Nancy Drew: That woman in the road!'
'Nancy Drew: Ned can I ask you a question?
Ned Nickerson: Mhm.
Nancy Drew: Can you tell when a girl looks at you and is thinking how much she likes you and is wondering if you like her and thinking how important it is for you to say how you feel before she says anything more about how she feels about you or anyone else they might be jealous of because she's already said how she feels how she's said in her own way?
Ned Nickerson: Uh, can you repeat the question?'

'Melanie: Your Peter Pan complex is so 90s.
Jack: What Peter Pan complex?
Melanie: The one you're so proud of.
Jack: Do you have any friends?
Melanie: I don't have time for friends.
Jack: That's because of your Captain Hook complex.'
'Jack Taylor: You're asking me for help.
Melanie Parker: It would appear that way, wouldn't it?
Jack Taylor: I'll agree if you'll say, "Jack, please be my knight in shining armor."
Melanie Parker: Jack, don't. Go rescue our kids.
Jack Taylor: This is hard for you, isn't it?'
'Jack Taylor: Hello?
Melanie: Hi, it's me.
Jack Taylor: Me who?
Melanie: You have the kids?
Jack Taylor: What kids?
Melanie: [stands, alarmed] You didn't pick up the kids?
[Sammy and Maggie both yell "Hi" into the phone along with Jack]
Jack Taylor: Oh, you mean those kids. '
'Jack Taylor: Maggie, when you grow up and are incredibly beautiful and intelligent and possess a certain sweetness that's... that's like a distant promise to the brave, to the worthy, could you please not beat to a pulp every miserable bastard that comes your way simply because you can? Could you not do that?
Maggie Taylor: Okay Daddy.'

'Danielle: Just breathe...' 'Wilhelm Grimm: Forgive me, Your Majesty, might I inquire about the painting? She's really quite, um... extraordinary. Grand Dame: Her name was Danielle De Barbarac. And this... was her glass slipper. Perhaps you will allow me to set the record straight? Jacob Grimm: Then it's true, the story? Grand Dame: Yes. Quite. Now then, what is that phrase you use? Oh, yes. Once upon a time there lived a young girl who loved her father very much.'

'Sam: Waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought, useless and disappointing. ' 'Sam's Dad: Never let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game. ' 'Austin: Do you believe in love at first sight? Sam: I'll let you know. '

'Jamie: You have to promise you won't fall in love with me. Landon: That's not a problem.' 'Landon: Jamie... I love you. [long pause] Landon: Now would be the time to say something. Jamie: I told you not to fall in love with me.'

'Buckwheat: Quick, what's the number for 911?''Stymie: Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich! Porky: That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter. Buckwheat: Don't worry, it's pretty fresh.''Stymie: You only meet your once in a lifetime friends... once in a lifetime''Alfalfa: Normally I'm a lover, not a fighter, but in this case im willin' to make an acception!'

'Sarah Graham: You know, sometimes love isn't fireworks. Sometimes, love just comes softly' 'Missie Davis: Readin' ain't no adventure. Marty Claridge: Once you can read you can have any adventure you've ever dreamed of.' 'Clark Davis: The truth of God's love is not that he allows bad things to happen. It's His promise that He'll be here with us when they do.'

'Mr. Darcy: I love you. Most ardently. Please do me the honor of accepting my hand. Elizabeth Bennet: Sir, I appreciate the struggle you have been through, and I am very sorry to have caused you pain. Believe me, it was unconsciously done. Mr. Darcy: Is this your reply? Elizabeth Bennet: Yes, sir. Mr. Darcy: Are you... are you laughing at me? Elizabeth Bennet: No. Mr. Darcy: Are you *rejecting* me? Elizabeth Bennet: I'm sure that the feelings which, as you've told me have hindered your regard, will help you in overcoming it. Mr. Darcy: Might I ask why, with so little endeavor at civility, I am thus repulsed? Elizabeth Bennet: And I might as well enquire why, with so evident a design of insulting me, you chose to tell me that you liked me against your better judgment.'