|
|
| Movie: | That would be unfair to all the other movies that haven't come out yet |
|---|---|
| Actor: | Jack Nicholson, Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman, Milla Jovavich, John C. Mcginley, Vince Vaughn, luiz guzman, danny trejo, J.K. simmons. you know what? there are just too many to name. but i'm taking keira knightleys name off of here because of how much she sucked in pirates 3, it's like she went out of her way to not be hot in that one. boo keira boooo! |
| Director: | Martin Scorsese, John Waters, Clint Eastwood, Trey Parker, the Coens, the Zuckers, Oliver Stone, Steven Soderberg, basically anyone who isn't that hack micheal bay. |
| Quote: | I beg of you pecker, don't become an a$$hole! |
|
Hi everybody and welcome! come in, let me take your coat and hat. can i get you a beer or something. go ahead and make yourself at home. while i have you all gathered here lets get two things crystal clear from the giddy up.
1. i don't like the sheep of the world. if you feel this applies to you then take your business elsewhere. i'm talking about people who think big hollywood has all the answers and can do no wrong. people who think transformers was a massive acheivement or who think it's brilliant that studios will shy away from an nc-17 rating to get a more money friendly rated-r just to turn around and charge you 25 bucks to buy the unrated version of the dvd 6 months to a year after they release the rated-r dvd. a director that caves has no integrity 2. the worst movies of all times are as follows, the transformers (super sucked), donnie darko (boring as hell), garden state (who the hell does zach braff think he is calling this a comedy?), kull the conqueror (nuff said), the english patient (seinfeld was right, it's 3 hours of watching sand), brokeback mountain (don't even get me started), underworld both parts (vampires on computers, thrilling), oh! and save the last dance (blech!). deal with it! Anyway thanks for stopping by, i really enjoyed your company and hope to see you again really soon. feel free to take one of my quizzes or look thru my lists. don't be shy. well, i have to be going now. you can stay and look for a while longer. do lock up when your done of course. and as philosopher foley once said, "have a nice day".    |
Skin art by
Taknighteverlasting
| Grab this skin
Rob's Recent Reviews
View All Ratings (325) |
Rate Movies
Rob's Favorite Movies
View All
(83) | Create a MovieBoard
1.
The Wedding Singer
PG-13
i've seen this movie a bunch of times and i'm still not sick of it. it's got some honest, real performances from sandler and barrymore. and who can resist a movie that rips on the 80's. great songs in it to, both original and cover songs from musics less than golden age.
2.
29th Street
R
the gift of good luck. what a curse. funny as hell with heart and a little bit of italian mafia thrown in make this one of my top 5 movies of all time. danny aiello and anthony lapaglia are outstanding with performances they were born to play
3.
Dr. Strangelove Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
PG
A true classic. mr. kubrick my hats off to you. this is one of the greatest movies of all time. its about the fear of going to war with the russians all wrapped up in a comedy. peter sellers is amazing in 4 different roles, george c. scott is hysterical as a stressed out military advisor to the president
4.
Unforgiven
R
the perfect western. clint eastwood deserved every oscar he won for this movie. great writing and excellent acting. its no wonder that this won best picture
5.
The Fox and the Hound
G
this, simply put is the very best animated movie of all time. nothing even comes close. it really shows how disney has let itself go since then. this movie will be in my collection forever
6.
Igby Goes Down
R
as close as a little movie like this can get to being perfect. its the best acting a culkin has ever done and jeff goldblum just steals the show and susan sarandon is in top gear for this one. i love this movie
Rob's Movie Scrapbook
Rob's Talk
View All (394)
-
I recommend you see...
The Goonies
by starposted 2 days ago -
thought this was nice so i thought i would send it to you
posted 10 days ago -
I recommend you see...
Hey, you should really see this! if you like dogs you should really see this one
posted 17 days ago -
I recommend you see...
A Nightmare on Elm Street
by starthis is one of the movie's that scared me just a little bit when i was younger but i still like to watch it
Hey, you should really see this!
posted 23 days ago -
-
-
I recommend you see...
Hey, you should really see this!
posted 30 days ago -
-
-
i got this from a friend and i thought it was so sweet so i wanted to send to all my friends
posted 31 days ago -
-
-
I recommend you see...
Hey, you should really see this!
posted 38 days ago -
i fond this and i thought it was so cute and it's so true
posted 41 days ago -
-
-
-
-
Hey - take this Joker poll that I created, it's fun!
Who is your favorite Joker from either tv or movies ?posted 50 days ago -
by star
View All (394)
