| Movie | Rating | Review | Date | Your Rating | Match | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sideways - R | Quaffable, but uh... far from transcendent. | September 26, 2007 | N/A | |||
| Election - R | I sure was surprised the day Lisa Flanagan asked me for a ride home and ended up blowing me. | September 26, 2007 | N/A | |||
| Napoleon Dynamite - PG | Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh! | September 26, 2007 | N/A | |||
| Adaptation - R | Is like technology versus horses. | September 26, 2007 | N/A | |||
| Being John Malkovich - R | Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate. | September 26, 2007 | N/A | |||
| A Chorus Line - PG-13 | What I really don't want to do is teach other people how to do what I should be doing myself. | September 26, 2007 | N/A | |||
| Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind - R | I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. | September 26, 2007 | N/A | |||
| Back to the Future - PG | Lorraine, my density has bought me to you. | September 26, 2007 | N/A | |||
| Big - PG | It's a glow-in-the-dark compass ring. So you don't get lost. | September 26, 2007 | N/A | |||
| Singin' in the Rain - G | Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously. | September 26, 2007 | N/A | |||
| The Breakfast Club - R | We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all. | September 26, 2007 | N/A | |||
| Hairspray - PG | At least try to act white on television. | September 26, 2007 | N/A | |||
| The Big Lebowski - R | You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. | September 26, 2007 | N/A | |||
| Half Nelson - R | Second chances are rare, man. You ought to take better advantage of them. | September 26, 2007 | N/A | |||
| Trading Places - R |
Louis: Looking good, Billy Ray! Billy Ray: Feeling good, Louis! |
September 26, 2007 | N/A | |||
| Three Kings - R | The way it works is, you do the thing you're scared shitless of, and you get the courage AFTER you do it, not before you do it. | September 26, 2007 | N/A | |||
| Coming to America - R | The royal penis is cleaned your highness. | September 26, 2007 | N/A | |||
| The Way We Were - PG | You think you're easy? Compared to what, the Hundred Years' War? | September 26, 2007 | N/A | |||
| Gone With the Wind - G | How fickle is woman. | September 26, 2007 | N/A | |||
| The Incredibles - PG | No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. | September 26, 2007 | N/A | |||
| Death to Smoochy - R | It's a shame this happened. Okay, now let's go pray and get shitfaced. | September 26, 2007 | N/A | |||
| Do the Right Thing - R | Hey, Sal, how come they ain't no brothas on the wall? | September 26, 2007 | N/A | |||
| Heathers - R | I say we just grow up, be adults and die. | September 26, 2007 | N/A | |||
| Mean Girls - PG-13 | Boo! You whore. | September 26, 2007 | N/A | |||
| Amores Perros - R | You have a good imagination, you must be in advertisement! | September 26, 2007 | N/A |