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  Suburban Commando

  by Tanner

  If you haven't seen this you don't know what you've been missing. Hogan's performance rivals that of Daniel Day-Lewis in "There Will Be Blood" or "Gangs Of New York". This movie brought tears to my eyes the first time I saw it. How Hogan wasn't nominated is beyond me.
  
  Rent it, buy it.....do whatever it is you need to do in order to watch this piece of cinematic history.

  tannerbjj

  Hey, you should really see this!
  
  Yeah!!!!

  posted 15 days ago
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  I recommend you see...

  The X-Files: I Want to Believe (The X Files 2)

  by Stevie

  Ugh, so many years since the series ended, you think they could have come up with a storyline that was a little more exciting than this. It's not a bad movie, and i'm torn between giving it 2.5 or 3, but fuck it, considering how well made some of the episode back in the day were, this fails in comparison.
  The whole thing just kinda....plods along at a slow pace and doesn't even go anywhere, there were hardly ANY supernatural things in it, it was more of a crime thriller.....except, it wasn't thrilling at all. The first movie was MUCH better, more cinematic and a more interesting storyline. After the long wait, you think they could have gone a little more ALL OUT with doing something SCARY and fun. But it was all so standard and dull.
  In saying that though, Gillian and David still have good chemistry, and my favourite moments in the movie were when they were on screen together.
  Not a BAD movie, just very disappointing considering what else they could have done. Once the movie ends, it feels very "what's the point?". A missed opportunity.

  BBB21

  Be weary of it, it's not BAD, but it's not as good as it could have been either. Still nice to see Scully and Mulder together. Even if it is a little stale.

  posted 20 days ago
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  Irreversible

  by Tanner

  This movie makes me want to throw up all over myself........if watching a skull being crushed to tiny bits and a woman getting anally raped for over 8 minutes is your thing than go for it. I'm just warning you ahead of time now.
  
  
  Which is why I give it 5 STARS!!!!!!

  tannerbjj

  Hey, you should really see this.....no, really...see this disgusting movie...own it and watch it a lot.

  posted 40 days ago
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  The Banger Sisters

  by Tanner

  They should have called this movie, "The Shoulda Bangered Those Sisters 15 Years Ago" Much more appropriate title.

  tannerbjj

  I guess this movie is for you if you're a GILF fucker. GILF......think about it.

  posted 40 days ago
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  Double Dragon

  by Tanner

  A shitty martial arts flick starring Alyssa Milano and you DON'T see her boobs??? Why would anyone ever watch this?
  
  PS - I know she doesn't show her boobs in this movie because I'm a pervert who looks at nude celebs daily and knows which movies they appear naked in.

  tannerbjj

  No

  posted 40 days ago
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  I recommend you see...

  The Dark Knight

  by Tanner

  If this movie was a woman I would lube up and fuck it. Holy shit!!!! Dare I say "best comic book movie ever"? I don't want to say to much about it for those of you that haven't had the opportunity to see it yet........I will say this though..........purchase a large soda at the theater just in case you need to take a piss during the film. You aren't going to want to miss a second.
  
  
  Hopefully this is my movie review comeback. I've been away for a while and plan on making you lucky / blessed sheep laugh as often as possible. Until next time........

  tannerbjj

  See it, fuckers

  posted 42 days ago

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