My Favorite Movies

I love how the innocence of evil consumes something it loves, christmas. This Halloween world is so convinced that they're way of life is for everyone, and don't see the issue of gifting severed heads. Every time I watch this movie, I can't help but sing a long to the demented Halloween/Christmas lyrics, and wish I would just once, get a severed head for christmas. This is, and will always be my favorite movie of all time.

This is by far the most incredible horror movie of any time. I know there are epic movies of different kinds. As far as ghosts and hauntings go, this is the creme of the crop. The "They're Here," quote, or when Zelda Rubinstein says "Come into the light, all are welcome, all are welcome." Characters and quotes like those in a movie like this, are priceless. Or even when the scientist face starts melting. I enjoy laughing while watching this one.

You have never seen a slasher parody movie like this before. It's more backwoods, swamp land slasher horror, rather than parody.But it does make fun of other movies right when you think it's about to get redundant. The shocks that horror movies give you are EPIC in this one. No body EVER dies the same way. When they die, Hatchet Face makes DAMN good and sure they're dead. You will laugh your ass off watchin movie. Oh and there is an abundant amount of ass and tities in this one.

From the word go, Drag Me to Hell hits the ground HAULIN ASS. It'll make you jump, it'll keep you alert, BUT ABOVE ALL, you'll be holding your side from laughin so damn hard. The shit that happens in this movie is PRICELESS. I don't care if you hate horror moves, WATCH THIS ONE.

"Pill Poppin, Cunt Eatin, Dope smokin, Mutha Fucka, but you know, in a good way." -Billie Wings "It's a six hundred sixty six cc cycle symphony." -The Gent. "A medicine woman saved my life after she nearly killed me." -Pistolero "I'm Eddie Zero man." -Eddie Zero "I say we take their heads and get out of here." -Commanche "Wanna fuck? Fuck me here, I've never been fucked here before. Fuck me good right here baby." Medicine Woman

This is hands down the best story I've felt apart of. The things he had done and the way he did it.I'm not going to say anything more. Watch it for yourself. It's intense

This is a High Times production. When I read the cover, it had shown all the awards it won at the New York Film Festival. From beginning to end, this movie hit every myth, rumor and false statement about weed HEAD ON. It's funny, it's full of heart, and the different characters that intertwine are one of of a kind. This movie caught me off guard. I had to watch it twice to make sure I saw, what I saw. Definite must see for anyone who thinks anything about weed.

Seriously, do I even need to say anything about this one. It's Tim Burton's take on the musical. Johny Depp, the sexy Helena Bonham Carter as the leading rolls. GET THE FUCK OUTA HERE, those three names are all I should have to say spark your interest. It shouldn't matter the story is dark, gothic and gory. It's a beauitful movie. You can't call yourself a fan of any art unless you've seen this.

Ashley Johnson is the victim in this movie. Take a quick sec to look her up..........Her parents are Daniel Stern, (think Bushwhacked, Rookie of the Year, City Slickers) and Illeana Douglas (IMDB this woman is versatile). Otis disguises himself as a pizza boy and plans to take Riley Lawson. Riley is a full blown hottie who holds her own while under control of Otis. You'll want to watch it again as soon as it's over.

Wasn't a big fan of the cartoon, ever. The movie was infuckingsane though. I don't know how many times I've watched this movie, but it never get's old. I do recommend this though, before the beginning of the movie, make sure the volume is loud, and you have tokin your vitamins. The movie is better this way, trust me.

This is Twisted Metal meets Thunderdome. This movie is allowed to be the raunchiest, rawest, hardcore balls to the wall movie possible. This movie is so jam packed with testosterone it's ok if the comedy here and there is corny as shit. In fact, the corny comedy gives the movie is raunch. If you're a man, and you've seen this movie, and you thought , "EH." You have serious problems. This movie should make you feel like hair is literally growing on your chest. You should be so involved with this movie, that if anyone shook you out of it, you would come out swinging. Definite library addition.

For those of you who have no idea who Hunter S. Thompson is/was, it's time you found out. This is an incredible documentary on who he was, how he lived, and what he accomplished. This man is my number one hero. I try to live my life Gonzo style. It's relaxing to view the world from the outside.

IT'S THE 'BURBS. COME ON. What do I need to say. Tom Hanks, Corey Feldman and Rick Ducommun. This movie is riddled with great one liners, and quotes. If you haven't ever seen this movie, then tonights the nights. Grab a beer or some bud and enjoy, this one will not let you down.

Favorite scene in this movie is hard to say, there are so many ridiculous scenes. It's filled with satirical horror. The creatures in this movie reproduce, and it's disgusting. If I had to pick one scene, it would probably be when Jason Mewes face gts ripped off, and he runs around shoutin "WHAT THE FUCK!"

Single handedly, the very best, hands down, best Halloween movie ever made. The anthology in this movie with Sam is perfect. This is how a Halloween movie is. PERFECT

Donnie Darko, that damn rabbit costume is enough to make this movie intense. Odd movie, with an ever lasting effect on anyone who watches it.

One of the best animated traditional Halloween movies ever. A house that is haunted by an obese circus freak and occupied by an old wrinkly man bound to the house to protect the neighborhood. This movie feels like Halloween, smells like Halloween, and is as awesome as Halloween. This is great for ANYBODY.

Written and directed by David Arquette, You don't need to be wasted to watch this movie, but being wasted while watchin makes you feel like you're apart of a huge party. This is a classic.

Don't expect the mad scientist to be the mad scientist in this movie. When the dis-membered body caries it's head in between the legs of a naked woman on an examination table while she's strapped down, you'll know who the mad scientist is. This movie is incredible from beginning to end.

I'm only giving this three and a half stars because I've become numb to it. Not saying it's not an incredible film, but It's played too much. The first time I saw this I called the schizo shit from the get. You could see flashes of Brad Pitt from the very beginning, so the shock didn't affect me in the least. But the story, damn, talk about incredible. A whole army of man kind drop outs serving a schizo to reek havoc on EVERYTHING, what's not to like.

Well it's Pulp Fiction, it's almost necessary to have on this list. I love this one because it had be twisted when I was a kid. This film came out when I was twelve. I didn't understand the title, and hadn't seen until I was like seventeen. It left an impression on me. At first I didn't know what to think, there were scenes that I loved, and scenes that made no sense BUT, as time went on it settled into my memory banks and scarred me in a good way.

If you know nothing about this one, lemme lay it down for you. The aliens in this movie receive a message from earth about a War of the Worlds. This small group of small aliens come to earth to attend the greatest war the Universe has never seen, and they realize there never was a war. Hilarious, funny, and funny.

Take Pleasantville, and add Zombies. This is the greatest satire zombie film I've ever seen. Not to see this would be an injustice to horror fans, zombie fans, comedy fans, and film fans alike. A blanket of fog covers the earth which re-animates dead tissue. ZomCorp fixes this probllem, by promises each burial with a decapitation, a fence surrounding every city to keep out the pesky zombies, AND a collar for those who wish to domesticate zombies for at home help. Great fuckin movie

VAGINA DENTATA. That's all I'm gonna say about this one, for some reason as wrong as this movie is, it is still pretty cool. I hope they make a sequel. I'll let your scar your own mind watching this one, I can't tell you more than that. Odd watch

Incredible fucking movie. This movie is so damn epic, the only way to watch this movie, is on a huge screen. Fuckin awesome

Seen it twice, can't wait for the unrated dvd. This movie is very comparable to The Bachelor (Tom Hanks).

A very unknown film for tons of people. Don't really understand why it's unpopular, yet it is. The movie follows The Bellboy on New Year's Eve in a 12 or 15 floor hotel. Tim Roth is funny as hell in this movie. 4 different rooms, 4 different stories, 4 funny situations, and 1 big fuckin' pay off at the end. The only other thing I'm going to say is "If you can't light your lighter 10 times in a row, I get your pinky."

The opposite world slowly evolves into this evil world. It seduces this little girl into it, and to stay there. The more she declines, the harder it tries, and the darker it gets. This is one fucking incredible psychedelic journey.

Anything Tim Burton is amazing. Corpse Bride is awesome. The living might as well be dead, and the dead are living better than the living. The colors that were picked for the underworld create that sense of comfort, and the living world really drains a person.

The beginning is UBER fuckin' corny. BUT, if you can survive the first 10 minutes (hell you could even fast forward, but you'd miss some key elements), then you're in for one of the most obsurd zombie films ever. It's prefectly retartedly funny. Must watch if you like Jenna Jameson, or satire horror. This one is in my collection.

Great zombe movie, if you're a zombie fan, and haven't seen this movie, then watch it. It's pretty fuckin' cool.

The man who came up with "The Cell", also made this. The Fall is a very visual movie. oDon't blink, don't step away, once you press play, you better not move from in front of the television. The stories all collapse on each other towards the end. To give a breif synopsis, there is this little girl who is captivated by the story teller in the movie. He tells her stories to manipulate her to do things for him, he can't do himself. Ah fuck it, I'm not tellin' anymore, watch for yourself, you won't regret it. PROMISE.

This is the most politically fucked up comedy I've ever seen, and enjoyed. I can't say anymore other than "What is the difference between a duck?"

All the hard hitting evidence you need to convince anyone that the "harmful" effects of weed are nil. Doug Benson (stand up comedian) goes 30 days sober. Takes an SAT, sperm count, lung capacity, psychic test, and physical endurance, then again when after he's gone at least 15 days of smoking all day every day. The results are mind blowing.

A whole slew of comedians help make the political point of pro-jari mane. Using facts and myths to help settle the pro/anti marijuana debate. A definite eye opener. And one very enjoyable watch.

One of the best creature features I've seen in a long time. Awesome movie, it'll make you squirm.

You better have a strong stomache comin' into this one. The shit that goes down in this movie had me feelin' completely wrong. Not for the weak, by no means.

From the get go, you're convinced there's an evil presence haunting one of the two victims. You learn, as the story evolves, that it's a FUCKED up experiment. When it's over,..........i don't know, it's all personal perception come end.

Imagine if Michael Meyers, Freddy Krueger or Jason Vorhees decided to have an indepentent documentary film crew follow them around. All the set ups, all the behind the scenes, assembling traps and what not. Why they do what they do etc. This is a cult classic comedy. It doesn't get better than this.

Jason Mewes finds a stranded women, nude covered in blood in an alley at his apt. He takes her in, bandages and cleans her up. Come to find out, this chicks a vampire. He's a medic. He's not sure what to do, but he's falling for her. COMEDY COMEDY COMEDY. You can't help but love this movie.

The main character winds up tying his stripper girlfriend to the bed and leave's her there for like 2 days while he is stuck on this meth binge. Mickey Rourke is hilarious in this movie. Favorite scene is when Mickey Rourke's (The Cook) throws a 6 pack at someone's head in a Quick Stop. This movie actually holds the world record for most edits in a single film. This is a must see.

Japanese Western in English. .50 MM chain guns, swords, wild west battles, love story, gangs. What's missing? Oh Yeah, an epic battle in snow in the desert. Do you need more?

Too bad there's no picture. This is an incredible story about a family who ran out of the woods and back into suburbia america. Their pot farm was raided and now they must grow within their home. Their son is tired of being home schooled by his parents both of whom are prestigious professors. He opts to join the ranks of society by attending public, and risk the demise of his family's well being. The title is also a double-entendre. Feel good film.

It's a gore-musical. Fuck else do you want. It's badass.

A guy finds an invitation to a Murder Party on Halloween. He dresses himself up in a home made cardboard robot costume and waddles his way to the party. Once he arrives there he finds out he's the one the party is for, and all sorts of hilarious antics slow the party to a creepy crawl. This one will scar your mind for years to come. Definite must see at least once.

Yeah, Road House was great, Ghost was a cool romance, but To Wong Foo is single hand

Don't know how I could've forgotten the one film that, I feel, single handedly altered my view on reality, at a very young age. The only problem in this film, Brandon Lee dies at the big gun fight, just before the end, you can tell there's a sub actor for him from that point on. It ALMOST ruins the movie. STILL ONE OF THE MOST BAD ASS MOVIES EVER MADE though.