juan's Talk

Jian guo da ye (The Founding of a Republic)

Mister Lonely

Diego Luna..

It was odd. And nice.
But it never really grips you.. you know what I mean?

I'm starting to rellay like Samantha Morton.

Walled In

"It will probably suck."

That's what I wrote some time ago.
Now I've seen it and I was once again right on the money.
My fuck was it ridicules and plain. There was only one real scare in it, and that was Deborah Kara Unger. Does anyone know if she is on heroin?
And that Mischa Barton is a boring fuck, ain't she?
Blablabla, look pretty, blablabla, almost show a nipple, blablabla..
And finally. Cameron Bright.
I hope you pull a Brad Renfro on us.

Thank You and Good Night!

Road Trip: Beer Pong

Why did they produce this? Was it to spite God and I?
I bet you it was.

Watch Beerfest instead.

Small Town Ecstasy

Come see father of the year doing drugs with his kids!!

A scary look into the life of a divorced 40-year old dad living with his kids, aged 13, 15 and 18. Going to raves, smoking weed, and doing drugs.

Blind Date

Why didn't I watch something else?
I bet you'll think it's as bad as I did.

Deadgirl

This is not your ordinary love-story where boy meets girl, love erupts and they live happily ever after. Or do they?

Any how.. this is a interesting look at the state of sex-starved teenagers of today.
Two fuck-ups, Rickie and J.T are doing what teenagers mostly are doing when they are bored out of their heads. They drink 2-3 beers at the old mental hospital, get shit-faced and trash the interior.
But what will you do when there's no 3 o-clock in the afternoon poontang to get your hands on?
See it now and thank me later ;)

X-Men Origins - Wolverine

Fuckin' crappy B-Movie!
The McGyver version of X-Men.. quickly assembled from spare parts.

If I were a real Wolverine fan, I would mail-bomb Marvel for what they have done with this.

Anamorph

I like nothing about this movie except the artworks.
It was boring and not very well played. You can tell that Willem Dafoe doen't want be a part of it. Clea DuVall is as annoying as ever. Why do they insist on giving her parts?

Watch something else!!

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

What a fuckin' disappiontment!
The director/screenwriters/producers has cut out everything that was interesting and made the book good in order to make this into a boring magical episode of Dawson's Creek or Gilmore Girls..
Way to much emotional teenage angst crap and close to none backflash of Tom Riddle makes this the worst Potter movie so far!.... Ooh! That's right.. One of the actors/actresess character will be not so alive and kicking in the next episode.. like you hadn't heard already.

Pirate Radio (The Boat That Rocked)

A fantastic cast, but unfortunately it falls pretty flat.
Even with the help of great acting, this fails to bind you to the story because Richard Curtis jumps over much that would have nice to see and the characters just becomes 2-D.
It's like he intentionally builds up to much that he then can't handle. Resulting in a feeling like, "and then?".
And yes, there are to many characters for you to concentrate on just one.
I'll give it an "OK", and leave it at that.

Fläskfarmen

Fläskfarmen or "The Pork Farm" is a forgotten swedish pearl about some alcoholics that decides that the life in an asylum is grander than their current ones.

Gitarrmongot (The Guitar Mongoloid)

I had hoped for a real documentary, but sadly it's just a pseudo-documentary..
Real life people portraying themselves(?)...
It's odd I tell you and a real pain to watch from time to time too.
Still it has it's amusing parts.

Definitely not something for everybody.

Grey Gardens

Come see the breakdown of two Park Avenue débutantes.
From riches to rags, Big and Little Edie Bouvier are marvelously portrayed by Jessica Lange and Drew Barrymore.
No mather if you see the original 70's documentary before or after, this is spot on.
Drew have grown into a fantastic actress and I hope to see her in more parts like this one instead of crap like Charlie's Angels.

No foolin', this is a good f'in' movie.

Dirty Mary Crazy Larry

Great car-chase film.

The Forgotten Ones

Bullshit movie about two couples and their friend on a sailing trip somewhere, can't remember and really don't care either.
They are shipwrecked and stranded on an island inhabited by some Uruk-hai looking beasts.
The movie is basically just clichés and wotrhless music to make you want to flee your own skin.

After watching this movie I got this sudden urge to ram my head in a brick wall or throwing myself in speeding traffic. When the temptations had finally cooled down, the hate for the people involved with this piece of shit still remained. Jorg Ihle and his whole posey should be killed over and over untill they die the worst death imaginable. At the moment I can't think of a suiting death, so lets just force them to see Killer Klows from Kansas on Krack, Clockwork Orange-style!!

Blood Sucking Freaks (Bloodsucking Freaks)

I'd say that this is Troma's version of the 1970 horror-film "The Wizard of Gore".
Though this one is better than The wizard of Gore, it doesn't make it good.
A pathetic script, awful actors and lame effects should give this a very low rating, but the whole spectlacle is actually funny to watch.
The perverted porno dwarf Luis De Jesus was one funny little fucker.

Why did they rename it?
The Incredible Torture Show was a far more superior title.

Most of you will most likely not like it, but a few will.

Sette note in nero (Murder to the Tune of the Seven Black Notes)(The Psychic)

A girl has a vision of her mothers suicide. Years later a new vision arises. This time it's murder. Who is the guilty and is her visions really a glimpse of reality or is she just stark raving mad?!

God Told Me To

Not the movie I ad expected, but that doesn't mather. This was a joy to watch and Tony Lo Bianco does a great portrait of the officer hunting down the truth to the killings. As I sad earlier, this was not the movie I had expected. So prepare for some surprises. My rating would have been higher if the sound, light and some of the suporting actors were replaced.
All in all it was definitely watchable.

Sukiyaki Western Django

Takashi Miike's adaption of Akira Kurosawa's Yojimbo is nothing less than awesome.
If you want to see Quentin Tarantino once again prove that he is a lousy actor, this is for you. On the other hand, he is the only downside to this film.
The visual treats in this film are many. The set is fan-fucking-tastic and the score is ace. The best part though is that they are speaking jap-english!!
-Leally? You might ask yourself.
I can only answer; -Fuckin' A!!