Jeremy's Favorite Movies
This is the BEST acting role Mark Hamill was dared in a bar to play, (punch that Star Wars trilogy in the testicles with a fistfull of lightsaber courtesy of Cocknocker) especially if you do not count any of his voice-over work he's done as the Joker! I'm sure if anyone thought much on this subject, Trickster suspiciously emulates another DC Comics foe from the 1989 Batman perfectly, with many original changes and twists done to the nemesis thanks to a genuine thespian "Starkiller"... Unfortunately the unique alternative Jack Napier didn't translate well into a live-action, camp serious, million dollars an episode show, so they inevidibly cancelled it! (yes it was funny as hell, but many in the early 1990's just called it annoying) However, this evolved sense of this media-specific personality was so spectacular and innovative that he replaced the initial characteristics (that the network wanted this guy to vaguely copy as the Trickster) when he landed the voice role of Joker in the great Batman Animated Series! YAY be triumph of non-conformity! Boo to the Time Warner monopoly that wanted to capitalized by Mickey Mousing earlier success and airing this very show, among other things. Hooray however on freak originality despite direct attempts to copycat... (Flintstones for instance, Sonic The Hedgehog, Daredevil, Splinter Cell, Watchmen, Snatcher, Family Guy, Nosferatu, Jason Voorhees, Akira, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and of course Flash television series) Okay, now who's up for Guyver? ;-P
Pete's Dragon
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You've see- Shut up, you've seen it... You have FUCKING seen this! You simply don't want to ADMIT having seen it, but I guarantee the VHS was popped in near as many times as Little Mermaid... Oh, you're going to sit there and tell me that you don't remember a net being thrown over an invisible cartoon dragon, or even anything scenes involving the lighthouse?! I KNEW IT! You've been on drugs this whole time, and so you can't recall a thing before about age 10 I take it? "BATMAN", huh? You've been telling that campfire story for YEARS, so of course you'd remember. Though let me just get something straight right now, Pot-Face: (hmph, the next Tracy villain?) There - AIN'T - no - bat. "You shouldn't have turned the gun on that kid, man. You sho-" "You want your cut of this money or not? Now shut up! SHUT UP." Both punks freeze at the sudden, inexplicable sound of black boots crunching on gravel. They turn slowly. Their jaws drop. - - - - - - - At the edge of the roof, bathed in moonlight, is a black apparition. Eddie freezes, a choked gurgle in his throat. Black figure advances and spreads its arms, slowly, majestically. Great shadowy wings flap in the wind. On its chest is the emblem of a bat, in an oval yellow field, glowing like a target in darkness. (cue random sex scene) Uniformed patrolmen drag a brain-fried Nick past. - - - "A bat, I tell you, A GIANT BAT wanted me to do him a favor!"
