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| Name | Emily L |
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| Gender | Female |
| I'm From | where ever the wind takes me, wherever the water sails me, wherever people understand me. |
| Member For | 286 days |
| Last Login | Tue. May 13 |
| Profile Views | 470 |
| Age | 15 |
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| Status | Online Now |
| Movie: | National Treasure: Book of Secrets, National Treasure, Stardust, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Harry Potter |
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| Actor: | Justin Bartha, Nicholas Cage, Diane Kruger, Orlando Bloom, Rubert Grint, Emma Watson, Johnny Depp, Frank Morgan |
| Director: | Jon Turteltaub, Gore Verbinski, Chris Columbus, Matthew Vaughn |
| Quote: | "What is it about treasure, that makes history so fascinating?" |
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I HELD JOHNNY DEPP HAND!!! and lets just say this...johnny depp has a very soft hand...but when he holds urs...this insane rushcomes over u...and time stops, everything stops, u stop its like nothing is on the earth besides ur hand...and johnny depp...just ur hand, ur brain inst there, urs mouth isnt working, the question u had been planning just doesnt come out, and if ur lucky enought that he sees u, and looks in ur eyes u melt instantly! u come back hitting the earth with this false sence of what just happend u dont know if u said anything, u dont know if u can talk, and the first thing u think to do is run, screw the world and everyone in it, u want to see johnny again.
Movie Quotes: WARNING: reading this my take a very loooong time, and even i have not even read this whole page...i just typed it, reading this whole page in one day, may cause ur head to explode from the sheer unimaginable brilliance of the person who wrote it! : ) DRIVING LESSONS: -Ben: [about Evie swallowing the key] Choke! Bring it back! You can't do that! You have to bring it back! Evie Walton: No, I don't. Ben: [desperate] Yes, you do! Evie Walton: No, I don't. Ben: Shit! There's the spare one! Where's the spare? Evie Walton: Haven't got one. Ben: How could you do that? Evie Walton: Felt like it.- -Ben: Oh my god! You swallowed the key! Evie Walton: What a relief, he swears. Ben: You swallowed the frikin' key! Evie Walton: Better and better!- -Evie Walton: [to Ben] You see an attractive woman, living on her own, you wonder: Is she a roaring lesbian? Answer, no! For your information I was married three times. Once to an actor, once to an English lord and once to a Californian. All work things... My mistake, You on the other hand, might well be gay.(everyone in bus looks at ben) -Laura Marshall: Where on earth have you been? It's six o' clock. Ben: I got held up. Laura Marshall: Got held up? We had a driving lesson at four. You should've let me know. Ben: There was nowhere to call from, if I had a mobile... Laura Marshall: Mobiles give you cancer!- -Laura Marshall: You may have noticed that Mr. Fincham has started dressing in my clothes. We must assume that this is part of his recovery.- -Evie Walton: Have a drink! Ben: I don't drink. Evie Walton: Go on! It'll make you feel better. Ben: No, it won't. Evie Walton: [annoyed] It was a key. I swallowed it. Frankly, you should be flattered! Now... I insist you have a drink. Ben: I'm underage! Evie Walton: Well... how old are you? Ben: Seventeen and a half. Evie Walton: So young... One glass.- NATIOANL TREASRUE: BOOK OF SECRETS: -O, look, my tax dollars at work coming to arrest me.- -Riley: I'll drive! *jumps in car, reaches for wheel but their is none* Ben Gates: We're in England. *starts car*- NATIONAL TREAUSRE: -Riley Poole: It's surrounded by guards... video monitors... and little families from Iowa... and little kids on their eighth grade field trips.- -Abigail Chase: What led you to assume there's this invisible map? Ben Gates: We found an engraving on the stem of a 200-year-old pipe. Riley Poole: Owned by the Free Masons. Abigail Chase: May I see the pipe? Riley Poole: We don't have it. Abigail Chase: Did Bigfoot take it?- -Powell: [referring to the underground staircase] How do a bunch of people with hand tools build all this? Ben Gates: The same way the built the pyramids, and the Great Wall of China. Riley Poole: Yeah... the aliens helped them.- -Ben Gates: You all right? Abigail Chase: No, those - those lunatics... Ben Gates: You're not hurt, are you? Abigail Chase: You're *all* lunatics! Ben Gates: You hungry? Abigail Chase: What? Ben Gates: Are you all right? Riley Poole: Still a little on-edge from being shot at but I'll be fine, thanks for asking. Abigail Chase: Yeah, well *I'm* not all right! Those men have the Declaration of Independence! Riley Poole: She *lost* it? Ben Gates: *They* don't have it. [He pulls the Declaration out to show her] Ben Gates: See? Okay? Now could you *please* stop shouting? Abigail Chase: [She reaches for it but he pulls it away] Give me that! Ben Gates: You're *still* shouting, and it's really starting to annoy. You would do well, Dr. Chase, to be a little more *civilized* in this instance. Abigail Chase: If that's the *real* one, what did *they* get? Ben Gates: A souvenir. I thought it'd be a good idea to have a duplicate, turns out I was right. I actually had to pay for the souvenir *and* the real one, so you owe me $35, plus tax. Riley Poole: Genius. Abigail Chase: Who *were* those men? Ben Gates: Just the guys we *warned* you were going to try to steal the Declaration. Riley Poole: And *you* didn't believe us! Ben Gates: We did the only thing we could do to keep it safe. Abigail Chase: Verdammt! Give me that! Ben Gates: You know something? You're shouting again. Riley Poole: Pretty sure she was swearing too. Ben Gates: Well, we probably deserved *that.*- -Riley Poole: Holy Lord.- -Riley Poole: It's a big blue-ish green man... with a strange-looking goatee... I'm guessing that's significant.- -Patrick Gates: I'm the family kook. I have a job, a house, health insurance...- -Ben Gates: If there's something wrong, those who have the ability to take action have the responsibility to take action.- -Ben Gates: A toast? Yeah. To high treason. That's what these men were committing when they signed the Declaration. Had we lost the war, they would have been hanged, beheaded, drawn and quartered, and-Oh! Oh, my personal favorite-and had their entrails cut out and *burned*! [brief pause] Ben Gates: So... Here's to the men who did what was considered wrong, in order to do what they knew was right... [nodding] Ben Gates: what they knew was right.- -Riley Poole: Albequerque. See? I can do it too. Snorkel.- -Ben Gates: You know, Agent Sadusky, something I noticed about fishing? It never worked out so well for the bait.- -Ben Gates: [Riley flips out after seeing a dead frozen body] You handled that well.- -Riley Poole: [after his computer goes blank] I lost my feed. Ben Gates: [in the preservation room] What? Riley Poole: I lost my feed, Ben. Ben, I have, nothing. Ben, I have nothing. Ben Gates: [picking up the Declaration of independence's case] I'm taking the whole thing. I'll get it out of the elevator. Riley Poole: What are you talking about, is it heavy?- PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: -Elizabeth, I should have told you every day from the moment I met you, I love you- -You're off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters- -Town Clerk: Jack Sparrow. Jack Sparrow: Captain... Captain Jack Sparrow. Town Clerk: ...for your willful commission of crime against the crown. Those crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature... Elizabeth: This is wrong... Governor Swann: Commodore Norrington is bound by the law, as are we all. Town Clerk: ...impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England... Jack Sparrow: Oh yeah, heh heh Town Clerk: ...arson; kidnapping; perjury; piracy; pilfering; deprivation of a Federal Loyalist. For these crimes you will be hung by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on your soul.- -Will Turner: You cheated. Jack Sparrow: Pirate- -Barbossa: For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh.- -[Jack throws a bucket of water on sleeping Gibbs] Mr. Gibbs: Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Mother's love. Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. Its bad luck. Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking. Mr. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it. [Will throws more water on Mr. Gibbs] Mr. Gibbs: Blast I'm already awake. Will Turner: That was for the smell.- -Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!- -Mr. Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how.- -[last lines] Jack Sparrow: Now... bring me that horizon. [humming] Jack Sparrow: "And really bad eggs." Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho. [snaps compass shut- -Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley... Ragetti: Parley? Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley. Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley". Jack Sparrow: That would be the French. Latin based of coarse. inventors of mayonnaise! Pintel: i like mayonnaise! Jack Sparrow: great singers the french, eunuchs the lot of 'em. Pintel: I dated of eunuch once! Jack Sparrow: I'll get me coat! -Will Turner: My name is Will Turner. My father was Bootstrap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins.- -Jack Sparrow: [holds up jar of dirt] Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli! [falls down stairs, holds up jar again] Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got. Jack Sparrow: [sing-song] I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!- -Tia Dalma: Would you do it? What would you... Hm? What would any of you be willing to do, hm? Would you sail to the ends of the Earth and beyond to fetch back witty Jack and him precious Pearl?- -Jack Sparrow: Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic - terrific soprano. Worth at least four... maybe three and a half. And did I happen to mention... he's in love? With a girl.- -Tia Dalma:what vexes all men? [no one answers} A woman. He fell in love. Gibbs: No, no, no, no. I heard it was the sea he fell in love with. Tia Dalma: Same story, different versions and all are true. See it was a woman, as changing and harsh and untameable as the sea. Him never stopped loving her. But the pain had caused him was too much to live with, but not enough to cause him to die. Will Turner: What exactly did he put into the chest? Tia Dalma: Him heart. Ragetti: Literally or figuratively? Pintel: He couldn't literally put his heart in a chest. [pause] Pintel: Could he? Tia Dalma: It was not worth feeling what small, fleeting joy life brings. And so him carved out him heart, lock it away in a chest and hide the chest from the world. The key, he keep with him at all times.- -Tia Dalma: You have a touch of destiny about you, William Turner. Will Turner: You know me? Tia Dalma: You want to know me. Jack Sparrow: There'll be no knowing here! We've come for help and were not leaving without it. [to Tia] Jack Sparrow: I thought I knew you...- -Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.- -Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing. Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.- -Jack Sparrow: Cuttlefish. Eh? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish... flipper conories little sausages. Pin them up together and they will devour each other without a second thought... Human nature, in'it? Ooor... fish nature... So yes... we could hold up here well-provisioned and well-armed and half of us would be dead within the month! Which seems grim to me any way you slice it! Or... ahh... as my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful... I rather doubt it. Can we in fact pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no? We cannot. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth... Captain Swann. We must fight.- -Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship. Barbossa: The captain of the ship *is* givin' orders. Jack Sparrow: My ship, makes me captain. Barbossa: They be my charts! Jack Sparrow: Well, that makes you [pause] Jack Sparrow: chartman. Pintel: Stow it! Both of you! That's an order! Understand? [Jack and Barbossa stare at him] Pintel: Sorry. I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration, sorry. Ragetti: [to Pintel] I'd vote for you.- -k Sparrow: [walking Scarlett and Giselle to the Black Pearl] Granted it tends to list to port and has been on occasion known to frighten young women. But I promise you, you will not be disappointed. Scarlett: [seeing a dinghy instead of the Pearl] Is that it? The Black Pearl. Not very big. Jack Sparrow: Love, that is a dinghy. My vessel is magnificent and fierce and huge-ish. And gone. Why is it gone? Giselle: [sees a ship in distance] Is that it there? Jack Sparrow: Yes, there it is! Why is it there?... Its much larger up close.- -Jack Sparrow: Why would he do that? Because he's a lummox, isn't he? Well we shall have a magnificent garden party and you're not invited!- -[Scarlett and Giselle are fighting, Jack watches the Pearl sail away] Jack Sparrow: Ladies, will you please shut it! Listen to me. [to Giselle] Jack Sparrow: Yes, I lied to you. [to Scarlett] Jack Sparrow: No, I don't love you. [to Giselle] Jack Sparrow: Of course it makes you look fat. [to Scarlett] Jack Sparrow: I've never been to Brussels. [to Giselle] Jack Sparrow: It is pronounced *egregious*. [to Scarlett] Jack Sparrow: By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. [to both] Jack Sparrow: And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy? [Giselle slaps him, Scarlett slaps him, he slaps Gibbs]- -Elizabeth Swann: Pretty speech from a captor, but words whispered through prison bars lose their charm.- -Jack Sparrow: Cruel is a matter of perspective.- -Let me lend a machete to ur intellectual thicket- STARDUST: -A philosopher once asked, "Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?" Pointless, really... "Do the stars gaze back?" Now *that's* a question.- - Does it look like anything non-human is down there? No. And do you know why? Because it's a field!- -We always knew you were a woopsie...- CHASING LIBERTY:: -We connected, which is next to impossible in this world. You can't let a feeling like that pass you by!- LEGALLY BLONDE: -Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands!- ZOOLANDER: -I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking.- -Are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am? Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?- -You is talking loco and I like it!- -Derek Zoolander: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career." Matilda: Do what for a career? Derek Zoolander: Be professionally good looking.- -Matilda: I became... Hansel: What? Matilda: Bulimic. Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?- -VH1 Reporter: Derek, are you worried about Hansel? Derek Zoolander: Uhh, not as much as I'm worried about Gretel.- -What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?- -Hansel... so hot right now... Hansel.- -Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!- WIZARD OF OZ: Miss Gulch: Mr. Gale? Uncle Henry Gale: Well, howdy, Miss Gulch. Miss Gulch: [comes into the Gales yard] I want to see you and your wife right away about Dorothy. Uncle Henry Gale: Dorothy? Well, what has Dorothy done? Miss Gulch: What she's done? I'm all but lame from the bite on my leg! Uncle Henry Gale: You mean she bit you? Miss Gulch: No, her dog! Uncle Henry Gale: Oh, she bit her dog, eh? Miss Gulch: [Uncle Henry tries to shut the gate, but ends up hitting her on the backside] No!- -Zeke: [to pigs] Get in there, before I make a dime bank out of you.- -Dorothy: Oh please, Professor, why can't we go with you and see all the Crowned Heads of Europe? Professor Marvel: Do you know any? Oh, you mean the... thing. Yes.- -Dorothy: Weren't you frightened? Wizard of Oz: Frightened? Child, you're talking to a man who's laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe... I was petrified- -Mayor of Munchkin City: Let the joyous news be spread. The wicked witch at last is dead!- -Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: Who rang that bell? Dorothy, Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, Tin Woodsman: We did? Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: Can't you read? Scarecrow: Read what? Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: The notice! Dorothy, Scarecrow: What Notice? Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: It's on the door - as plain as the nose on my face! It - Oh... [Doorman hangs the notice and goes back inside] Dorothy, Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, Tin Woodsman: [Reading notice] Bell out of order, please knock. [Dorothy knocks] Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: Well, that's more like it! Now, state your business.- -Wizard of Oz: You, my friend, are a victim of disorganized thinking. You are under the unfortunate impression that just because you run away you have no courage; you're confusing courage with wisdom.- -Wicked Witch of the West: Ring around the rosie, a pocket full of spears.- -Dorothy: My! People come and go so quickly here!- -Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain... only straw. Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain? Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they? Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.- -Wizard of Oz: ...you want a heart. You don't know how lucky you are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable. Tin Woodsman: But I still want one.- -Scarecrow: I'm not afraid of her. I'm not afraid of anything - except a lighted match. [points to the straw in his arm] Dorothy: I don't blame you for that.- -Dorothy: Oh, Thank you so much! We've been gone such a long time and we feel so messy... What kind of a horse is that? I've never seen a horse like that before! Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: And never will again, I fancy. There's only one of him and he's it. He's the Horse of a Different Color, you've heard tell about.- -Manicurist in Emerald City: We can make a dimpled smile out of a frown. Dorothy: Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown? Manicurist in Emerald City: Uh-huh. Dorothy: Jolly old town!- MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: -God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...- -I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.- -King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left. Black Knight: Yes I have. King Arthur: *Look*! Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.- -Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Bedevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!- -The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead. [a man puts a body on the cart] Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one. The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead. The Dead Collector: What? Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead. The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead. Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not. The Dead Collector: He isn't. Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better. Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart. Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby. The Dead Collector: I can't take him. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine. Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor. The Dead Collector: I can't. Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long. The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today. Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round? The Dead Collector: Thursday. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk. Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do? The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy. [the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club] Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much. The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday. Large Man with Dead Body: Right.- -Narrator: And now on to scene 24. A smashing scene with some lovely acting...- OFFICE SPACE: -Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar. Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton. Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name. Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys. Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael? Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.- -Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.- -Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately. Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.- -And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...- -Milton Waddams: Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass... Mexican Waiter: Lo siento mucho, senor. [Under his breath] Mexican Waiter: Pinche gringo. Milton Waddams: [as the waiter walks away] And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.- -Peter Gibbons: Um, the 7-Eleven, right? You take a penny from the tray. Joanna: From the crippled children? Peter Gibbons: No, that's the jar. I'm talking about the tray, the pennies for everybody.- -Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.- I LOVE MOVIES...i go to movies almost every week...and take other people to c the ones i think r good...so far i have seen: Hairspray 3 times stardust 2 times harry potter 3 times shrek the third 3 times simpsons 2 times pirates of the Caribbean 3 times Spiderman 2 times the Nannie diaries 2 times sydney white 1 time the seeker 1 time enchanted 2 times National treasrue:book of secrets 2 times and im basicaly dying to see: August Rush Sweeney Todd Public Enemies(2009) soooo yea...i would luv to get the chance to act w all of my favorite actors...i would also love to direct plays and movies and open my own theater for new actors...my life in very many ways revolves around the theater movies and books and i wouldnt have it any other way...i want to live in england for a year or two...or longer if i could...i want to write a fiction book...and write a movie...i used to do dance...i was in jazz tap hip-hop irish and ballet but i dont do that anymore...i luv to read and harry potter and the squires tales series are just some of my faves...if i grew up in the 1700s i would have been a pirate...no question! : ) i luv monty python and life of brian is my fave! if i could change one thing about myself i would change the fact that i dont have a british accent...people from england sound so cool and i would LOVE to sound like that!!! lol : ) i also write a lot of music and poems, and i would love the chance to get one of my poems published, or my songs sung by someone famous. IM MAKING A MOVIE RIGHT NOW!!!! but for now i think this is way to long already! lol soooooo...bye! : ) sorry i got more!!!! but just one thing!!! my new fave quote that is NOT from a movie...a least i dont think it is...but my friends know that its a very big deal that im not quoting a movie!!! : ) "Never let anyone tell u the skys the limit, when there r footsteps on the moon." : ) ok...now i promise ill try and stop talking...il try...i cant guarantee anything im baaaaack! : D um so now im here to say...that i commend anyone who has made a background, layout, skin, whatever u want to call it...cause i just tried...and let me tell u its not as fun as i thought it would b! : D so even if it looks like crap...u got further than i did! lol o and i have more saying things...but they r not from movies.... -Dont worry about the world ending, its already tomorrow in Australia -I dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it -333 im only half evil -Its uncredible how well i am at grammer -what part of MUHAHAHAHAHA dont u understand? - I can walk on water, as long as its frozen -if YOU dont talk to ur cat about catnip, who will? -ur not bothering me, its WAY beyond that! -this is my warm and sensitive side -its better to have loved and lost, than live with a psycho for the rest of ur life -Deadlines amuse me -one act away from joining the circus -i have my faults, but being wrong is not one of them -eat well, stay fit, die anyways -if idiots grew on trees, this place would b an orchard -lets hope their is intelligent life in space, im so lonely here -a good freind will bail u out for jail, but a great friend will b sitting next to u saying "Damn...that was fun! " -national sarcasm society, like we need ur help! -national association of procrastinators, meets tomorrow -good morning is an oxymoron -some days its not even worth chewing through the restraints -empty promises calculated betrayal sociopathic greed just another monday -its just another feakin' day in paradise -doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? -if humans came from monkeys, where the heck did all the monkeys come from?!? -i used to think u were a moron, now i have a much lower oppinion of u -some people have a way with words, others no have way. -It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it. -A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. -When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile -Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates -You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow -not all men seek rest and peace, some are born w/ the spirit of the storm in their blood... -The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate -It’s not cheating unless you get caught. -I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it. -Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life ! -Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film. -Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ? -If winning isn’t everything, why do they keep score ? -Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream. -Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. -Criticizing is easy, art is difficult. -The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open. -To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep. -Sleep is like the unicorn - it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any. -It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterwards. -Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. -Nobody ever died of laughter. -We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. -I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. -What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. -Laughter is a medicine with no side effects, except not being able to stop! -I’m the person your mother warned you about. -No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway. -every fight is a food fight when u r a cannibal -Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? -Humor is just another defense against the universe. -The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. -Most fools think they are only ignorant. -The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits -Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. -God heals and the doctor takes the fee. -I’m not as dumb as you look. -Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something. -Beat the 5 o’clock rush - Leave work at noon. -Out of my mind… Back in five minutes. -In mathematics you don’t understand things. You just get used to them. -I don’t believe in math -Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. -Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? -Life without danger is a waste of oxygen -"Suicide Hotline...please hold." -There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't -There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened! -"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." -Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all -You r the gillyweed to my underwater task. -You r the broomstick to my first task -you r the felix felis to my lucky day -you r the nargel to my imagination -you r the hippogrif to my escape FAMOUS LAST WORDS: ) No these windows are ok to lean on. One time at band camp. "Homicidal Tendencies"? Gee, that's a cute tattoo. So, you're a cannibal. so a lot of these r t-shirts, the ones that r not i tryed to put into sections...again, sorry its soooooooooo loooooooooooong! : D il try to stop : ) ***LOOK UP BERATS AND BERETA ON YOUTUBE!!! THEY ARE HILARIOUS! THE GOOD WORD AND THE MANtage ARE MY FAVORTIES! GO PACK GO! THEIR IS STILL NEXT YEAR! :) |
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Batman Begins
PG-13
luved it! one of the best movies i have seen in a while (action movies i mean) cant wait for dark knight!!
The Notebook
PG-13
it was really really good...i was surprised cause im not really into that kind of movie...sooo...yeah.
August Rush
PG
amazing...everything! i (having seen so many movies) am usualy not throown into a movie to the point that i want to yell at the TV but when he p,layed the song w his dad i was so sweet...the sound track must be amazing as well!
wizard seemd like the perfect person...but his anger seems to get the best of him, and he really has the wrong intentions...the comercial is misleading about that. i also thought the way each :thing" had music, the way he saw almost what was put there for every one to hear but we are all to busy w our lives to pay attention. But what i think i loved the most was the way the peoples stories wound together and in the end at the park...and...oh my god it was just sooo good!!!!
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August Rush
PG
amazing...everything! i (having seen so many movies) am usualy not throown into a movie to the point that i want to yell at the TV but when he p,layed the song w his dad i was so sweet...the sound track must be amazing as well! wizard seemd like the perfect person...but his anger seems to get the best of him, and he really has the wrong intentions...the comercial is misleading about that. i also thought the way each :thing" had music, the way he saw almost what was put there for every one to hear but we are all to busy w our lives to pay attention. But what i think i loved the most was the way the peoples stories wound together and in the end at the park...and...oh my god it was just sooo good!!!!
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Driving Lessons
PG-13
amazing! i absolutely loved it. i think it may very well b my new favorite movie. a lot of people said how they could not see rubert grint outside of being ron weasly, and i didnt think that at all, i think ben is a different character, and i completely believe it. julie walters playing Evie was also incredibly. Evie is a very fun chacater to watch on screen. i have been waiting to c this movie since i saw it on a movie rental shelf, but my mom wouldnt let me c it, so i went to the movie store by myself today and payed to rent it with out them and just locked myslef in my room w a portable DVD player. and i am SO glade i did! its an amazing movie, and i highly recommend it to EVERYONE!
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National Treasure: Book of Secrets
PG
BEFORE I SAW IT: I WAS IN DC WHEN THEY WERE FILMING THIS!!!! I SAW NICHOLAS CAGE!!!!! and if im lucky...my class and i could be in a scene in front of the white house! : ) but taffygirl did not c Nicholas!!! everyone thought i was CRAZY!!!! but i have a blurry picture of his head to prove that im NOT!!!! (its blurry cause we were walking away from him :*( so sad!) and it comes out DECEMBER 21 not November...cause im an idiot who cant read a stupid month written in plain site on the Internet and wrote November on the quiz that i made and was so kindly corrected by a guy in my class...terribly sorry about that : ) GOING TO C IT ON FRIDAY THE 21 AT 6:45!!!!! I WILL OFFICALY REVIEW IT THEN...AND GIVE MY OPPINION (LIKE I DONT ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH OF THAT :) IM SO EXCITED!!! AFTER I SAW IT: this is an AMAZING movie! there were some parts...when it was like...eh! thats from the first movie! u cant do that! but over all the best movie i have seen all year (and i am a MAJOR harry potterhead and pirates of the caribbean person) i would HIGHLY recommend it to anyone...EVERYONE! i loved it...i might go again soon...tomorrow maybe??? yeah...that sounds good! :) and may i just say...for those of u who care...there was a part...that may have involved me in the background...but i have to watch it again to confirm it! :) i am not! :( *tear* so sad...depressing even! :( but i have just bought the script (signed by the actors) and i fully intend to have this moive memorized by the time it comes out on DVD! :)
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Hairspray (2007)
PG
Great songs and really funny!!!! great theme...loved it : ) i have been singing these ongs all week...and am just going through a round of without love : ) once i was a selfish fool who neve understood, never look in side myself though on the outside i looked gooood!
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National Treasure
PG
sooo good it is one of my favorite movies of all time! i have been to a lot of the places in the movie on a school trip, so i was REALLY excited whilke we were there. i love all the historucal facts in it...and i always use the lightbulb fact: )
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Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl
PG-13
Best movie EVER!!! great story great actors great effects johnny is a GREAT actor look up to him a lot and the way he did capt jack is amazing! ive cn this movie 100s of times and it never gets old. it will always b one of my favorite movies ever.
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DeppLoverposted 15 hours ago -
Aww that's so cool!!! I'm sure that'd have to be the best (or one of the best) moments in your life :) And lol yeah I probably wouldn't answer my phone it'd be so crazy.. wow!
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No problemo, just so you know ;)
I bet that moment where he looked into your eyes lasted forever hey :)posted 2 days ago -
Woah!!! That is so awesome!!! You were really close too aye :D I faved it, thanks!!!
Once again - you are one lucky bugger :Pposted 2 days ago -
Ahh man!! It's so cool to read about people's encounters... man you are one helluva lucky person. Ah please do show me the pics and videos!!! Wow I didn't realise you got to hold his hand a second time... I think I would have fainted. Lol! :P But yeah when you get the chance I'd love to see those pics!!!
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Well I honestly have no idea what happened to that old account.. I just went on one day and it had been deleted. I've sent e-mails to Flixster but nothing... so I thought it might be good to start fresh anyway. I'm only adding back my good friends from my old account :)
Ahh man that is so freaking awesome!!! Did you get pictures?! I don't blame you if you didn't.. I wouldn't be able to find the strength to push down on the camera I'd be shaking so bad... woah! And you might be seeing him again!!posted 2 days ago -
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Heyy, remember me? It's Claudia (pirateXgirlXclaudia)? This is my new account :P
Oh... my... god. I just read your profile about holding Johnny's hand... I got freakin' chills just from reading it. You have no idea how lucky you are! :Oposted 3 days ago -
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