Byron's Recent Reviews
There's Something About Mary
R
Brett Favre in what might be the most important role for a professional football player in a movie since Dan Marino in Ace Venture. I mean, he's too sexy for the screen here, folks. This was a mistake - a flaw in the universe. And we were able to capture it during the 1990's. Sweet.
Crank 2: High Voltage
R
Utterly dreadful bull shit, even accepting the ridiculous template the movie is built on....
FULL BODY TOURETTES FROM VOTE FOR PEDRO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.
Byron's Favorite Movies
Fight Club
R
David Fincher is sick in a perfect way. My #1 film of all time currently. NOTHING tops it...STILL. I've watched this movie like 25 times and every time I watch it, even if I gotta go take a piss, I PAUSE THE MOVIE cuz I can't miss a scene. Every actor is on point. Pitt is simply badass. Norton is amazing. Bonham Carter dominates. Fincher has such an unrelenting need to film each shot perfectly that he routinely uses over 50 takes for important scenes...dude takes his shit seriously. I think that's why I love this movie so much - every single shot is painstakingly crafted. No movie comes close to this masterpiece.
The Matrix
R
I've heard the creators have ripped off several sources...I honestly don't care. This is the most imaginative movie I've ever seen.
